Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Are you squatter? It's SPOTTER! Are you pissed up? Evening Sir Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 It's SPOTTER! Are you pissed up? Evening Sir Frank! Squatter Madras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Guitar players can be a clueless lot. No matter how long they've been playing, they can't stop themselves from attempting to play Stairway To Heaven. If there is a group of them, they all begin cheering on the cunt "yeah mate, awesome, 'dude'!" Sad cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Or they attempt to play californication with there stupid fucking long hair. Indeed. I don't think they should be allowed to have long hair until they have actually acquired some degree of talent and notoriety. Long hair is usually seen as a revolt against the rules of society. Well, they haven't earned a fucking thing to revolt over. Learn to fucking play, write and compose songs, record a few good pieces of material, and make a name for yourself. THEN, you can say you have dedicated so much of your life dedicate to writing and playing, you never thought about hair length. Otherwise, they are under suspicion and setting off gaydar with the long greasy hair and poncey effeminate appearance and speech lisps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Another fuckin guitar plinka-plonking waste of life. Drowning your thoughts with buckets of wine and minor chords, singing Joni Mitchell songs in the kitchen corner whilst hubby wonders what the fuck he's been lumbered with. An obese and drunken fucking simpleton in minnie mouse slippers.Your risperidone is wearing off Francesca. Have another one. In fact, take the whole bottle you cenile old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Indeed. I don't think they should be allowed to have long hair until they have actually acquired some degree of talent and notoriety. Long hair is usually seen as a revolt against the rules of society. Well, they haven't earned a fucking thing to revolt over. Learn to fucking play, write and compose songs, record a few good pieces of material, and make a name for yourself. THEN, you can say you have dedicated so much of your life dedicate to writing and playing, you never thought about hair length. Otherwise, they are under suspicion and setting off gaydar with the long greasy hair and poncey effeminate appearance and speech lisps. Spot must be a wizard on his plinka. I don't know about his hairdo, but he appears to live in fuckin squalor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Spot must be a wizard on his plinka. I don't know about his hairdo, but he appears to live in fuckin squalor. He may be one of those super tight fisted cunts who has massed a fortune and won't part with any of it, even if means choosing between having teeth or gumming his kebab into submission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Your risperidone is wearing off Francesca. Have another one. In fact, take the whole bottle you cenile old cunt. Slippers aside... am I close? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Spot must be a wizard on his plinka. I don't know about his hairdo, but he appears to live in fuckin squalor. That is my workshop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 That is my workshop. Still.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Still.. Fuck off you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Slippers aside... am I close?No. But merry Christmas all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Still.. It is a hive of industry, Frank , not a place for middle aged men to sit, eating cheese and quaffing red wine... Oh, wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 That is my workshop. Would you like a tour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 One that a mate made for me recently. A bit like a cigar box guitar... But six strings. One strat pickup and a piezo in the bridge. How does it play, Spotto? This fuckin' "Parfitt" Tele's a peach. Hand-wound single-coils, beautifully radiused neck, Gibson-bridged, Baseball-bat Ash, vintage dual-action truss, front-loaded, heel-adjusted. I wish I could let you play it, you'd be fuckin' astounded. It's a proper cunt's cunt's geetar, built for bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 How does it play, Spotto? This fuckin' "Parfitt" Tele's a peach. Hand-wound single-coils, beautifully radiused neck, Gibson-bridged, Baseball-bat Ash, vintage dual-action truss, front-loaded, heel-adjusted. I wish I could let you play it, you'd be fuckin' astounded. It's a proper cunt's cunt's geetar, built for bastards. I fancy one . How much dollar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Best part of £1300, Spotto. Single coils, hand wound by one of the fuckers who made them for Fender in the early 60s, fuckin' beautiful vintage sound off the cunts. Truly astonishing. An exact replica of Parfitt's alleged '62 re-finished Tele with relic'd Gibson Badass bridge, (the White over blue Tele that the blond motherfucker's played since the early 1970s) bought in Glasgow, he claims. This fucking guitar is the best I've ever played, strung on .14-56w heavyweight strings that'd make your bellend bleed at 40 paces. It's a fucking thrash guitar, but can creep through any Psychobilly shit you throw at it. It's fuckin' awesome. It makes my AC30 cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Best part of £1300, Spotto. Single coils, hand wound by one of the fuckers who made them for Fender in the early 60s, fuckin' beautiful vintage sound off the cunts. Truly astonishing. An exact replica of Parfitt's alleged '62 re-finished Tele with relic'd Gibson Badass bridge, (the White over blue Tele that the blond motherfucker's played since the early 1970s) bought in Glasgow, he claims. This fucking guitar is the best I've ever played, strung on .14-56w heavyweight strings that'd make your bellend bleed at 40 paces. It's a fucking thrash guitar, but can creep through any Psychobilly shit you throw at it. It's fuckin' awesome. It makes my AC30 cum. They are extremely heavy strings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 I have a Fender Telecaster deluxe Blackout and a luthier-built Telecaster '65, Vox VT100 and a Vox AC30 with Alnico Blues. I've also got a huge cock, but I am a bit of a cunt. Only 'a bit of a cunt', I am shocked, I thought you were an absolute elephant minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Best part of £1300, Spotto. Single coils, hand wound by one of the fuckers who made them for Fender in the early 60s, fuckin' beautiful vintage sound off the cunts. Truly astonishing. An exact replica of Parfitt's alleged '62 re-finished Tele with relic'd Gibson Badass bridge, (the White over blue Tele that the blond motherfucker's played since the early 1970s) bought in Glasgow, he claims. This fucking guitar is the best I've ever played, strung on .14-56w heavyweight strings that'd make your bellend bleed at 40 paces. It's a fucking thrash guitar, but can creep through any Psychobilly shit you throw at it. It's fuckin' awesome. It makes my AC30 cum. I just came ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Oh yeah, one of them............None the wiser, that could be a fucking washing machine for all I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Oh yeah, one of them............None the wiser, that could be a fucking washing machine for all I know. It's fucking rubbish with whites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 It's fucking rubbish with whites. As was Winnie Mandela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Bono on record today he'll stop playing. Finally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Bono on record today he'll stop playing. Finally. Hopefully news will come soon of that extending out to vocal duties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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