Stubby Pecker Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's with his parents isn't it? The poor fuckers, spending their days fruitlessly phoning abortion clinics, clinging to the hope that one of them is prepared to perform a termination on a 35 year old foetus. Yes! You motherfucker! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's with his parents isn't it? The poor fuckers, spending their days fruitlessly phoning abortion clinics, clinging to the hope that one of them is prepared to perform a termination on a 35 year old foetus. That's almost slightly amusing, did you imagine it in your padded cell, sorry room at Ashworth whilst you were having 'phonesex with Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 16 hours ago, Albert Ross said: And I'll rip out his piles and transplant them up your arse, you're the fucking nonsensical knob, halfwit is too good to you. I won't be told to shut up by you either. Come to daddy "Wolfie", I'm waiting for you. Rattled. Very. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 On 25/01/2018 at 7:28 AM, Stubby Pecker said: I've actually got this book, can't remember where from. Needless to say, it's a dismal tome especially if you're hoping from an away win If I sent to you @ratcum would you sign it for me? I can just picture your hovel in my minds eye, Stubby. Walls draped in camo and swastikas, and a 99p water pistol that looks vaguely like a luger hung up over the fire place. When you're not muttering menacingly to yourself about how you would have won the Battle of the Bulge, you're watching endless Betamax videos of Seagal, Van Damme, Lungdren and Norris. Pumping your fat fucking t-rex arms in front of the telly whilst screaming "KAPOWWW!" and shitting in your adult nappy with the effort of trying to suck in your fat fucking stomach. You make me feel physically sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I can just picture your hovel in my minds eye, Stubby. Walls draped in camo and swastikas, and a 99p water pistol that looks vaguely like a luger hung up over the fire place. When you're not muttering menacingly to yourself about how you would have won the Battle of the Bulge, you're watching endless Betamax videos of Seagal, Van Damme, Lungdren and Norris. Pumping your fat fucking t-rex arms in front of the telly whilst screaming "KAPOWWW!" and shitting in your adult nappy with the effort of trying to suck in your fat fucking stomach. Have you paid baws to hack my phone you swamp dwelling rotter? I've called the RSPCA on you. Again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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