Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Lure men in? Its not real poohknee. My avatar is an "up yours" reference that the regulars understand. Before your time. And it gives Bawsy a semi. If you wish to live your life on here being defined by how many men want to virtually shag you, then so be it. I shall bid thee goodnight as I have affairs to attend to. Bon chance mon brave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 If you wish to live your life on here being defined by how many men want to virtually shag you, then so be it. I shall bid thee goodnight as I have affairs to attend to. Bon chance mon brave! Make a sentence out of this: cunt daft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 He said he loved me.......... Macc Lads - Fluffy Pup. You can cook, you can fuck, you can do the washing up, Now I've had enough, come on, fuck off, Get stuffed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Macc Lads - Fluffy Pup.You can cook, you can fuck, you can do the washing up,Now I've had enough, come on, fuck off,Get stuffed! Ahhh, Macclesfield. Tangible proof that Cheshire isn't as posh as Punkape alleges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Fucking hell, some of the comments on this thread are pretty low. I know this is a cunting website, but let's not discriminate against other members, no matter how much history there is, because cancer certainly does not discriminate. Really ? Well how is it the Asian fellow down the road from me has cancer, but the rich white man 3 doors up doesn't ? Cancer is a filthy racist Nazi motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Ahhh, Macclesfield. Tangible proof that Cheshire isn't as posh as Punkape alleges. Knutsford girls are fat and spotty, Buxton girls have got big bottys, Nantwich girlies' tits are flabby. Prestbury girls have got rich daddies. Wilmslow girls all like Chris Rea, Sandbach girls have gonorrhea, Poynton girls go out with Martins, Gawsworth girls just can't stop farting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Really ? Well how is it the Asian fellow down the road from me has cancer, but the rich white man 3 doors up doesn't ? Cancer is a filthy racist Nazi motherfucker. Its all the dog in his diet, Jacko. Every cunt worth his salt knows poodles are carcinogenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Its all the dog in his diet, Jacko. Every cunt worth his salt knows poodles are carcinogenic. Just gave you 5 likes for this Deco - fuck knows how I did that, but I've used them all up on you, you big bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Just gave you 5 likes for this Deco - fuck knows how I did that, but I've used them all up on you, you big bollocks. Thanks Jacko old son, who says off the cuff stereotyping of east Asians doesn't pay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Well I was away for a long while Bawsy, and missed loads of stuff so I guess I'm not qualified to judge. You drunken cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Its all the dog in his diet, Jacko. Every cunt worth his salt knows poodles are carcinogenic. I never eat anything that's worn a leather collar or barked at a postman. Except in the chinkie restaurant may be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 I never eat anything that's worn a leather collar or barked at a postman. There goes my chance of a blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 There goes my chance of a blowjob. You old dog Deci. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Lure men in? Its not real poohknee. My avatar is an "up yours" reference that the regulars understand. Before your time. And it gives Bawsy a semi. I can only imagine the fucking state of your arse. All that wine.. all those crisps you shove in your gob night after night after fucking night. Barrels of Pringles and Buckets of wine you fucking old bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 I can only imagine the fucking state of your arse Imagination is as far as you'll ever get. Unless were talking about a grizzled Greek Shepherd, the last female arse you ever saw was your mothers when she shat you out as an afterthought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Have you been watching David Niven films during your break from the corner, Frank? You smooth-talking cunt. I hope for the sake of all mankind that's not where the similarities end. My perfect Christmas would be to find out Frank had Lou Gehrig's disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Faeces Book cunts who 'like' your comments but never actually make any pithy reposts. I hope they die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Have you been watching David Niven films during your break from the corner, Frank? You smooth-talking cunt. I was in a post office in Aurillac this morning standing behind a tiny old girl of about 90. She let rip this most almighty fart that made the hairs on my back stand on end... a double bang flip-back clap n wheeze. Like all elderly folk, she couldn't give a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Frank, on 12 Dec 2014 - 11:44 PM, said: Understood. Would you mind sending me any personal info you have on the jizz via PM. Anything you got... anything. Can any of you snuff Fwank out, for once and for good. RID Cunts Corner of this vile and decrepit cunt. I know where you live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 I was in a post office in Aurillac this morning standing behind a tiny old girl of about 90. She let rip this most almighty fart that made the hairs on my back stand on end... a double bang flip-back clap n wheeze. Like all elderly folk, she couldn't give a shit. There must have been some slack down there, she gave a shit when she inevitably followed through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 There must have been some slack down there, she gave a shit when she inevitably followed through.Fucking hell, Card, don't get him started. Scatology is his specialist subject. The amount of glass tables he has been prostrate under in Soho is beyond human ability to calculate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 I was in a post office in Aurillac this morning standing behind a tiny old girl of about 90. She let rip this most almighty fart that made the hairs on my back stand on end... a double bang flip-back clap n wheeze. Like all elderly folk, she couldn't give a shit. Write up a brief synopsis of that and send it to richard fucking curtis. Then kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Write up a brief synopsis of that and send it to richard fucking curtis. Then kill yourself. Scotty you're such a card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Imagination is as far as you'll ever get. Unless were talking about a grizzled Greek Shepherd, the last female arse you ever saw was your mothers when she shat you out as an afterthought. That's assuming he was born of woman. More likely he clawed his way out of a cow's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Franks on his best behaviour tonight, admin must of given him a right tongue lashing. Final warning was it, stavros? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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