Sporting cunts

[Stubby Pecker]

Ched Evans - firstly, he's called ched which has to makes him a cunt in anyone's book. Hopefully when he starts playing again in some shite provincial lower league someone with kick his fucking knee caps off
Justin Gatling - cheating cunt twice banned but now "clean" dominates 100m. The effects of doping last for years, just look at Lance Armstrong
Kevin pieterson- great player total cunt, starting to throw shit proves he hasn't got any friends

[Guest]

Ched Evans - firstly, he's called ched which has to makes him a cunt in anyone's book. Hopefully when he starts playing again in some shite provincial lower league someone with kick his fucking knee caps off
Justin Gatling - cheating cunt twice banned but now "clean" dominates 100m. The effects of doping last for years, just look at Lance Armstrong
Kevin pieterson- great player total cunt, starting to throw shit proves he hasn't got any friends

Gas yourself

[camberwell gypsy]

Gas yourself

Hee hee

[Stubby Pecker]

Try impaling yourself on some railings have taken loads of sleeping pills first.

I'd be asleep, Colobus satanus

[Stubby Pecker]

Gas yourself[/quote
Sorry, no mains gas here

[Stubby Pecker]

You have full access to the cupboard under you kitchen sink though.
Try drinking a bottle of bleach or jacking up on drain cleaner.

[Stubby Pecker]

Try impaling yourself on some railings have taken loads of sleeping pills first.

Can't wear your Ched Evans replica shirt anymore, thus halfing your wardrobe

[Guest KuntaCunty]

This has been done several times before.  Football is for cunts and irons.

[Ape™️]

Gas yourself

Is this the all new, improved death request for 2015? Did Rat assist in its conception?

[Guest]

Is this the all new, improved death request for 2015? Did Rat assist in its conception?

Good morning, Ape. I have very little control. Jelly edits my posts in the early hours... willy nilly.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Good morning, Ape. I have very little control. Jelly edits my posts in the early hours... willy nilly.

 

Who is Jelly, and why is he/she/it messing about with your posts?  Knock out their front fucking teeth, and instruct the cunt to leave your posts alone.  

[Guest ducunti]

Who is Jelly, and why is he/she/it messing about with your posts?  Knock out their front fucking teeth, and instruct the cunt to leave your posts alone.  

 

Its ratters in an earlier old site incarnation. What memories.

 

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Its ratters in an earlier old site incarnation. What memories.

 

Frank and Rat live together?  

[Ape™️]

Good morning, Ape. I have very little control. Jelly edits my posts in the early hours... willy nilly.

Well, this is the tragedy about Jelly.

[Guest]

Frank and Rat live together?

We sleep together but it's not like that, kunter. Think Morecombe & Wise

[Decimus]

We sleep together but it's not like that, kunter. Think Morecombe & Wise

More like Bert and Ernie. I hope that whilst playing hide the sausage you fucking choke to death on it.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

We sleep together but it's not like that, kunter. Think Morecombe & Wise

 

It all sounds rather legit, besides Rat is a positive influence upon all he meets.  I can see only good things happening here!  

[Guest Snatch]

This has been done several times before.  Football is for cunts and irons.

You forgot to say it's for poofs as well.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

You forgot to say it's for poofs as well.

 

By jiminy, I did indeed forget that!  I'm a cunt, and you have my gratitude for correcting my egregious mistake.  

[cuntspotter]

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You have full access to the cupboard under you kitchen sink though.
Try drinking a bottle of bleach or jacking up on drain cleaner.

A man has to have a hobby.