Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Ched Evans - firstly, he's called ched which has to makes him a cunt in anyone's book. Hopefully when he starts playing again in some shite provincial lower league someone with kick his fucking knee caps off Justin Gatling - cheating cunt twice banned but now "clean" dominates 100m. The effects of doping last for years, just look at Lance Armstrong Kevin pieterson- great player total cunt, starting to throw shit proves he hasn't got any friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Ched Evans - firstly, he's called ched which has to makes him a cunt in anyone's book. Hopefully when he starts playing again in some shite provincial lower league someone with kick his fucking knee caps off Justin Gatling - cheating cunt twice banned but now "clean" dominates 100m. The effects of doping last for years, just look at Lance Armstrong Kevin pieterson- great player total cunt, starting to throw shit proves he hasn't got any friends Gas yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Gas yourself Hee hee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Try impaling yourself on some railings have taken loads of sleeping pills first. I'd be asleep, Colobus satanus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Gas yourself[/quote Sorry, no mains gas here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 You have full access to the cupboard under you kitchen sink though. Try drinking a bottle of bleach or jacking up on drain cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Try impaling yourself on some railings have taken loads of sleeping pills first. Can't wear your Ched Evans replica shirt anymore, thus halfing your wardrobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 This has been done several times before. Football is for cunts and irons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Gas yourself Is this the all new, improved death request for 2015? Did Rat assist in its conception? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Is this the all new, improved death request for 2015? Did Rat assist in its conception? Good morning, Ape. I have very little control. Jelly edits my posts in the early hours... willy nilly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Good morning, Ape. I have very little control. Jelly edits my posts in the early hours... willy nilly. Who is Jelly, and why is he/she/it messing about with your posts? Knock out their front fucking teeth, and instruct the cunt to leave your posts alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Who is Jelly, and why is he/she/it messing about with your posts? Knock out their front fucking teeth, and instruct the cunt to leave your posts alone. Its ratters in an earlier old site incarnation. What memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Its ratters in an earlier old site incarnation. What memories. Frank and Rat live together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Good morning, Ape. I have very little control. Jelly edits my posts in the early hours... willy nilly. Well, this is the tragedy about Jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Frank and Rat live together? We sleep together but it's not like that, kunter. Think Morecombe & Wise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 We sleep together but it's not like that, kunter. Think Morecombe & Wise More like Bert and Ernie. I hope that whilst playing hide the sausage you fucking choke to death on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 We sleep together but it's not like that, kunter. Think Morecombe & Wise It all sounds rather legit, besides Rat is a positive influence upon all he meets. I can see only good things happening here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 This has been done several times before. Football is for cunts and irons. You forgot to say it's for poofs as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 You forgot to say it's for poofs as well. By jiminy, I did indeed forget that! I'm a cunt, and you have my gratitude for correcting my egregious mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 ame="Stubby Pecker" post="78453" timestamp="1419384356"] You have full access to the cupboard under you kitchen sink though. Try drinking a bottle of bleach or jacking up on drain cleaner. A man has to have a hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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