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Guest KuntaCunty
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Looks like Brony is partying hard, alone in the park...attachicon.gifdrunk-woman-vomiting.jpg

 

At least he isn't locked in his room, dressing his plushies in his mum's knickers before gaping their back sides!  

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At least he isn't locked in his room, dressing his plushies in his mum's knickers before gaping their back sides!  

His Motha is drunk somewhere in the gutter and he just accidentally wandered off.

Guest KuntaCunty
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May be tricky to find toys to fill those knickers. She ain't small.attachicon.gifvilma-soltesz.jpg

 

It's the smell and particles of minge crust he really wants.  

Guest KuntaCunty
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His needs must be met quite easily, judging by the size of her cunt.

 

I think the tone for 2015 has been properly lowered to a record depth of cuntishness this day.  It'll be hard to go any lower.  

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Best wishes for a wonderful 2015 one and all.  Kick starting it with Dry January.  15 hours in and life is shit.

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Best wishes for a wonderful 2015 one and all.  Kick starting it with Dry January.  15 hours in and life is shit.

After telling Mrs Baws' sister to fuck off last night, I fear I'm in for a dry January of an entirely different sort :(

 

A guid New Year, all.

Guest Alfie Noakes
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Best wishes for a wonderful 2015 one and all.  Kick starting it with Dry January.  15 hours in and life is shit.


So you are easily lead by government initiated fads then?
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So you are easily lead by government initiated fads then?

Unfortunately for Frank, his mother was led into the thalidomide fad. That's why he's always so angry. His t-rex arms have deprived him of a lifetime of wanking.
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After telling Mrs Baws' sister to fuck off last night, I fear I'm in for a dry January of an entirely different sort :(
 
A guid New Year, all.


You were probably only saying what your good lady would like to have said. I suspect she'll come around by July.
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So you are easily lead by government initiated fads then?

Yup.  5 a day, 14 units a week, seat belt wearer and no drinking and driving.  That's why I'm the Goddess I am.

Guest Snatch
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I can remember last year like it was only yesterday.

Happy new year cunts one and all.

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I suppose i better wish you wankers a happy new year, may all your wet dreams come true.

 

Well Jazz has already topped himself, but thanks for the sentiment Fenders

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