Guest JackoTC Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Every fucker just wants to make as much money as possible whilst diluting the quality of the product more and more : Sugar free stuff : Utter shite, sugar is better for you than the chemical substitutes - its just more expensive. The cunts have ruined Angel Delight . Televison - Programmes are just so dreadfully piss poor and cheaply made, and generally full of talentless cunts who want to be famous - fuck off Porn - Simulated shit ( see Fends for some decent vintage stuff) Sweets and Crisps - Opal fruits used to be big and tasty, a Mars bar used to be bigger than Keef's cock, Crisps, what can I say, you have to buy a big bag of overpriced tasteless crap that's been handmade, or those fucking horrible Pringles. Bread - Supermarket bread is generally tasteless - its so fucking easy to make well - cunts - saving money by using shit ingredients Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Brony will agree with you - not as good as it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Mars bar used to be bigger than Keef's cock They still are if you count the ones in the tubs of celebrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Modern life is like a fanny that smells of decomposing squid and swine entrails, covered in crusted yeast infection discharge, that looks very much like Bronski in 10 years. But, it is those very flaws which provide us a soapbox on which to slag the cunts off mercilessly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 The world is on a downward shit slope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 The world is on a downward shit slope. Sounds like one of those "It's A Knockout" games. Can I play my joker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 FFs. We've never had it so good, you bloody bunch of whingers. Mind you, the telly is shit, but that's only because we have so much choice nowadays that we can't value to the 2 channels we used to have. I can scan 50 channels and still opt for Come Dine with Me. I think too much choice is to blame for our apathy about modern life. At least polio isn't threatening our children anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 A bet certain members of The R*y*l F*m*l* and some Dj's and MP's think its shit that you cant diddle kiddies and backscuttle the odd teenager any more ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 A bet certain members of The R*y*l F*m*l* and some Dj's and MP's think its shit that you cant diddle kiddies and backscuttle the odd teenager any more ! True dat. Never even knew these sort of heinous activities existed when I was young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 FFs. We've never had it so good, you bloody bunch of whingers. Mind you, the telly is shit, but that's only because we have so much choice nowadays that we can't value to the 2 channels we used to have. I can scan 50 channels and still opt for Come Dine with Me. I think too much choice is to blame for our apathy about modern life. At least polio isn't threatening our children anymore. Agreed as regards the choice and variety - we have never had so much. However, I think we have opted for quantity over quality. For example, I was in the USA last year. For breakfast I could have had as much as I liked from 22 !! different food counters in our hotel. It was all just bulk. Bacon, waffles and maple (flavored) syrup are the same wherever you get them. It was all cheap, processed and full of sugar and chemicals. I didn't even get to go on a murder spree with an automatic weapon. Fuck me, I can be a dull cunt sometimes............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Yeah we are not dying of TB or good AIDS. We don't have famine. We do have cunts like Cowell and one direction. We have been turned over with the purposely made in America financial collapse. Wasn't it Thatcher that said "you've never had it so good"? I don't know who she was talking to, but plenty sure got fucked over. No, that was MacMillan. This will not effect the pound in your pocket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 No, that was MacMillan. This will not effect the pound in your pocket! I wish I had a pound in my pocket (cocaine, that is, worth more than it's weight in gold) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Sounds like one of those "It's A Knockout" games. Can I play my joker?Stuart Hall got banged up for playing his joker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Stuart Hall got banged up for playing his joker! 4 o/c... bar's open gobbie. Get your fat arse on the settee, Pringles out, slippers on... scratch of the ol' fanny and a box of Franzia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 4 o/c... bar's open gobbie. Get your fat arse on the settee, Pringles out, slippers on... scratch of the ol' fanny and a box of Franzia. Lilo, you chinky fuckpig - don't try to disguise yourself as Franko ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 4 o/c... bar's open gobbie. Get your fat arse on the settee, Pringles out, slippers on... scratch of the ol' fanny and a box of Franzia. I don't eat pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Lilo, you chinky fuckpig - don't try to disguise yourself as Franko ! Like Lilo Lil, he is quoting in the best possible taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Yeah we are not dying of TB or good AIDS. We don't have famine. We do have cunts like Cowell and one direction. We have been turned over with the purposely made in America financial collapse. Wasn't it Thatcher that said "you've never had it so good"? I don't know who she was talking to, but plenty sure got fucked over. Life has never been better for all of us living in the UK - except maybe the stupid ones who got too greedy, stretched themselves credit wise and got fucked over. I have no sympathy for greedy people in any way shape or form. Enjoy the simple things in life - celebrate your health if you have it or work towards good health if you don't. There's only one bad position to be in nowadays and that is terminal illness of yourself or a loved one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I prefer my modern lifestyle to a paleolithic one, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Just look at this - advertised versus actual. And it tasted like shit too - nothing like I remember. Another trip down memory lane booted in the bollocks by Mr Corporate money grabber : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Just look at this - advertised versus actual. And it tasted like shit too - nothing like I remember. Another trip down memory lane booted in the bollocks by Mr Corporate money grabber : What the fuck is this shit, Jackie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 What the fuck is this shit, Jackie? Aaah, fuck, I don't know Francis. I started something I couldn't finish, and I'm not talking about that fucking McDonalds shit. This nom has gotten away from me, seemed a good idea at the time. I'm back on the Blue Label again, now that I am resurrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Responding to the original post...I blame Thatcher (yeah im that old) but more so the spineless cunts who sucked up ....oh fuck it ...who gives a fuck? I do. Thatcher was a cunt. Things got ever more fucked up ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 There's only one bad position to be in nowadays and that is terminal illness of yourself or a loved one. I can think of worse positions, like Keith riding reverse cowgirl style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Just look at this - advertised versus actual. And it tasted like shit too - nothing like I remember. Another trip down memory lane booted in the bollocks by Mr Corporate money grabber : Don't fucking shatter my dreams, Jacko. I've been dreaming of the return of the McRib ever since the last one I had before watching Twister at the cinema. Now you're telling me its nothing but a glorified rib rustler? Devastated is too light a word to describe how I'm feeling right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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