Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 More ISIS bollocks. Four men were given 90 lashes for playing a keyboard and a lute. These instruments are apparently "insulting to Islam". Fuck ISIS and fuck Sharia Law. All that is joyous in life is barred. I get the feeling that some miserable depressed cunt had a say in what was written in the holy law books. They couldn't be happy, so they had to make the world fucking miserable. They really are a scourge on all that is decent and joyous about life. As there is no after life, it seems such a waste to spend all your life being miserable just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 More ISIS bollocks. Four men were given 90 lashes for playing a keyboard and a lute. These instruments are apparently "insulting to Islam". Fuck ISIS and fuck Sharia Law. Either that or they were shite. I saw a band the other night who deserved 90 fucking lashes........ Each! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Either that or they were shite. I saw a band the other night who deserved 90 fucking lashes........ Each! If I tell Mrs Roops to fuck off a'la Delboy, can I request 90 lashes as opposed to a two day ban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 If I tell Mrs Roops to fuck off a'la Delboy, can I request 90 lashes as opposed to a two day ban? We'll have a mutiny on our hands! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I don't seem to be able to post threads so I'm having jewish poofs here. I'm going to call them yuffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Some of this ISIS shit sounds like it could've been on Brasseye. Fucking unreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Some of this ISIS shit sounds like it could've been on Brasseye. Fucking unreal. http://viz.co.uk/curtains-al-qaida/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I don't seem to be able to post threads so I'm having jewish poofs here. I'm going to call them yuffs. How about Allen Ginsburg's instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 If I tell Mrs Roops to fuck off a'la Delboy, can I request 90 lashes as opposed to a two day ban? What about lashings of ice cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 How about Allen Ginsburg's instead? He's a pid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 It's for twats in flat hats who keep whippets. FFS; you've obviously watched too many Albert Finney kitchen sink flicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 FFS; you've obviously watched too many Albert Finney kitchen sink flicks I've never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Save more deaths and ban the fucking game. It's a fucking cunts game watched by cunts who feel the need to come on here and bore the fuck out of us. Like we're fucking interested. Fuck off with your football noms cunt. Better still,just fuck off. In fairness, Snatch, the thread started off not about footie, but about these irksome, miserable, sniveling shitcunt ISIS fuckers that beheaded a group of young men just for watching a game in tele. It turned into a footie thread. Now, I admit, I do watch a match from time to time, when the programming is utter shite, and I don't feel like reading. Otherwise, I avoid it. All of these sophisticated smart weapons stockpiled about, and we aren't using any of them on these fucking cretinous ISIS knob ends, WHY? If we can use a laser to guide a bomb into a bunker of some cunt wanted for beheading a fit bird that merely viewed a man walking down the street, why don't we do just that, bomb the fucking piss out of them and be done with them. Don't do it for the sky fairy, don't do it for any other reason than we fucking felt like it when Stoke City lost! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Well we try not to bomb our own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Is Alan Carr a Muslim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 In fairness, Snatch, the thread started off not about footie, but about these irksome, miserable, sniveling shitcunt ISIS fuckers that beheaded a group of young men just for watching a game in tele. It turned into a footie thread. Now, I admit, I do watch a match from time to time, when the programming is utter shite, and I don't feel like reading. Otherwise, I avoid it. All of these sophisticated smart weapons stockpiled about, and we aren't using any of them on these fucking cretinous ISIS knob ends, WHY? If we can use a laser to guide a bomb into a bunker of some cunt wanted for beheading a fit bird that merely viewed a man walking down the street, why don't we do just that, bomb the fucking piss out of them and be done with them. Don't do it for the sky fairy, don't do it for any other reason than we fucking felt like it when Stoke City lost! Your right Kunta,I have gone off thread a bit. As much as football is a poofs game there are 13 young lives wasted, 13 Families that will never see there sons grow up. 13 Families grieving for the cold bloodied murder and for what cause? All because some cunt doesn't like the way the Western World lives. Bet these cunts have mobile phones and all the other technology the western world loves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Moofs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Your right Kunta,I have gone off thread a bit. As much as football is a poofs game there are 13 young lives wasted, 13 Families that will never see there sons grow up. 13 Families grieving for the cold bloodied murder and for what cause? All because some cunt doesn't like the way the Western World lives. Bet these cunts have mobile phones and all the other technology the western world loves. You can count on it. How else will one cell communicate with another plotting which innocent lives will be snuffed out next? Miserable cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I may be wrong, but I'm guessing it is a merged abbreviation of paedophile yid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 You can count on it. How else will one cell communicate with another plotting which innocent lives will be snuffed out next? Miserable cunts! Are they being tapped into by the secret services around the world or are they too busy finding out who's shagging who's neighbour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Are they being tapped into by the secret services around the world or are they too busy finding out who's shagging who's neighbour? Prepaid "burner" phones aren't easily tapped. They're disposable. They use them a few times, and toss them, start with a new one. The numbers are exchanged through code in email to their cousins that own petrol stations, cafe's and liquor stores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I've found that the strangest aspect of this site, besides Broneys rampant sexual deviancy and Vajazzles paranoid schizophrenia, is this idea that football is somehow for knob jockeys. It's a proud, manly working class pursuit where homosexualists are villified and ostracised. On the fucking ball, City!It's quite simple so i'll explain it. Do you remember the weedy poofy kids at school who always had a sick note for PE? Like me you probably took the piss out of them and called them wankers all day long. Well, inevitably, they grew up but they never forgot. Words hurt, especially when they are true. Of course if i had known they would still be crying about it all these years later i would have kept my fucking mouth shut which, despite being adults, these cunts are unable to do. These psychological scars run deep and are unlikely to heal. We should feel sorry for them and i genuinely do. They're still poofs though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 It's quite simple so i'll explain it. Do you remember the weedy poofy kids at school who always had a sick note for PE? Like me you probably took the piss out of them and called them wankers all day long. Well, inevitably, they grew up but they never forgot. Words hurt, especially when they are true. Of course if i had known they would still be crying about it all these years later i would have kept my fucking mouth shut which, despite being adults, these cunts are unable to do. These psychological scars run deep and are unlikely to heal. We should feel sorry for them and i genuinely do. They're still poofs though! I have to disagree with you on that one. Football is an irons game, just look at Brighton, playing like a bunch of queer cunts against Arsenal today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I have to disagree with you on that one. Football is an irons game, just look at Brighton, playing like a bunch of queer cunts against Arsenal today.Sorry but anyone who uses the word "Irons" on this site, unless they are talking about the dirty West Ham cocksuckers, is exactly the sort of weedy poof cunt i am talking about. It's possible , of course, that you are being ironic but i am not used to that sort of thing on here so you can kiss my fat hairy arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Sorry but anyone who uses the word "Irons" on this site, unless they are talking about the dirty West Ham cocksuckers, is exactly the sort of weedy poof cunt i am talking about. It's possible , of course, that you are being ironic but i am not used to that sort of thing on here so you can kiss my fat hairy arse. I would not do that (kiss your arse), but I am sure Brony would. I was not weedy, I was a swimmer and rugby player, so that screws up your theory a bit. Brighton played like a load of poofs as usual today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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