Decimus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Undoubtedly you all know one. The particular cunt I know also says axe me instead of ask me. With fucking pleasure you Snoop Dog plagiarising cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Applies to some GPs in small towns. A form of compensation for not going the distance in the medical field. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Add fat and slow barristers and crusty deans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 You know why they're called "dickie bows"..?? Cos they're wrapped round pricks...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Could I axe that you be a bit more pacific? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Sikth instead of sixth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Millions of cunts from all walks of life say "got the question wrong" instead of "got the answer wrong". The question is what it is and can neither be right nor wrong, whereas the answer can be either right or wrong and is clearly more often wrong than right considering the number of times cunts say "got the question wrong", am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Millions of cunts from all walks of life say "got the question wrong" instead of "got the answer wrong". The question is what it is and can neither be right nor wrong, whereas the answer can be either right or wrong and is clearly more often wrong than right considering the number of times cunts say "got the question wrong", am I right? Christ on a bike, you're sitting there at 1014hrs in the morning with a Pall Mall in one hand and a glass of Frascati in the other, and you're preaching to us about grammar. Give me fucking strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 You've just described that dildo that does the Antiques programme on the goggle box.I know that doesn't narrow the field down much but do your best, people.PS The grammar faux-pas that boils my piss is people whittering on about 'PIN Numbers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Christ on a bike, you're sitting there at 1014hrs in the morning with a Pall Mall in one hand and a glass of Frascati in the other, and you're preaching to us about grammar. Give me fucking strength.Copying Frank again Cat. No question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I was taught to Arsesk actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Christ on a bike, you're sitting there at 1014hrs in the morning with a Pall Mall in one hand and a glass of Frascati in the other, and you're preaching to us about grammar. Give me fucking strength. Quite right, I thought you were the only one that did that .... On a Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I'm afraid I have to admit I wore a dickie bow at the 'black tie' night last year on a cruise. In my defence, I didn't want to but was compelled to by P&O. Cunts. When I got home I tore it, and the fucking dinner suit, to shreds with a penknife. Cruising is for irons. I'm concerned it took me so long to realise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I thought of adding a joke about saying pacific, what with cruising and that, but abstained as I thought I might get called a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 PS The grammar faux-pas that boils my piss is people whittering on about 'PIN Numbers' The definitive example of RAS syndrome. PS To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 The definitive example of RAS syndrome. PS To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. .................... Ermm.................. Wibble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I'm afraid I have to admit I wore a dickie bow at the 'black tie' night last year on a cruise. In my defence, I didn't want to but was compelled to by P&O. Cunts. When I got home I tore it, and the fucking dinner suit, to shreds with a penknife. Cruising is for irons. I'm concerned it took me so long to realise.Even the most hard-line CC jihadist would be hard pressed to call you out on this one. Achieve any measure of success in life beyond intoning the phrase 'Would you like fries with that?' and you'll doubtless be forced to attend some god-awful black tie Eisteddfod.No, I think we're on about cunts (for there can be no other nomenclature) who, when presented will all evidence that Dickie Bows are the British Kite Mark Standard of cretinism, still CHOOSE to wear the cocking things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 To be fair to said cunt, I did buy him the bow tie in secret Santa as I thought he looked like the kinda pompous twat who would suit one. Problem is, he's taken to it and has now bought some of his own. I'm in a bit of a jam because its driving me fucking crazy. As far as I can see I only have four reasonable choices. 1: Quit. 2: Strangle him to death with it. 3: Pray that he wakes up in the near future, realises what a cunt he looks, and throws himself off a bridge. 4: Kill myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 To be fair to said cunt, I did buy him the bow tie in secret Santa as I thought he looked like the kinda pompous twat who would suit one. Problem is, he's taken to it and has now bought some of his own. I'm in a bit of a jam because its driving me fucking crazy. As far as I can see I only have four reasonable choices. 1: Quit. 2: Strangle him to death with it. 3: Pray that he wakes up in the near future, realises what a cunt he looks, and throws himself off a bridge. 4: Kill myself.You could just enjoy the fact that you made him look a Cunt in the first place. You could get him a battery operated one that spins like a Catherine wheel, and flashing lights. Tell him women find it a turn on. The cunt will probably love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 You could just enjoy the fact that you made him look a Cunt in the first place. You could get him a battery operated one that spins like a Catherine wheel, and flashing lights. Tell him women find it a turn on. The cunt will probably love it. ... until he ends up getting better women in the pub than Deci... then Deci WILL be pissed off... rofl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 To be fair to said cunt, I did buy him the bow tie in secret Santa as I thought he looked like the kinda pompous twat who would suit one. Problem is, he's taken to it and has now bought some of his own. I'm in a bit of a jam because its driving me fucking crazy. As far as I can see I only have four reasonable choices. 1: Quit. 2: Strangle him to death with it. 3: Pray that he wakes up in the near future, realises what a cunt he looks, and throws himself off a bridge. 4: Kill myself. Are bets being placed on which one Frank might pick for you? In regards to the "pacific" thing, that, along with "probley", immediately invites my ignorance and applies it to anything said after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 If General McArthur had got Pacific and specific mixed up it might have led to some jolly japes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Are bets being placed on which one Frank might pick for you? In regards to the "pacific" thing, that, along with "probley", immediately invites my ignorance and applies it to anything said after. I was thinking of asking Prof to use her contact Justin Toper to help determine Francisco's response. But just as a leopard never changes its spots, so does a predictable cunt never stop being a predictable cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 judge's dad got condoms and brussel sprouts mixed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Are bets being placed on which one Frank might pick for you? In regards to the "pacific" thing, that, along with "probley", immediately invites my ignorance and applies it to anything said after. Skellington gets my steam up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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