Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Millions of cunts from all walks of life say "got the question wrong" instead of "got the answer wrong". The question is what it is and can neither be right nor wrong, whereas the answer can be either right or wrong and is clearly more often wrong than right considering the number of times cunts say "got the question wrong", am I right? I don't know. How about, 'Was sex better with your brother or your dad? ' That's wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Skellington gets my steam up. I feel the urge to brutally murder any halfwit sportsperson or pundit that fails to correctly append 'ly' to an adjective. He did 'brilliantly' [sic] you fucking dumb cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 when I was in school some kids used to say 'prawn' instead of pawn when playing chess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Pleece instead of police, every cunting news reader says it, except if its in France or Eire then it's johndom and guardair. In the accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 judge's dad got condoms and brussel sprouts mixed up.At least his mum got her 5 a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 The particular cunt I know also says axe me instead of ask me. The fucker would only make that mistake once with me. Some of the inbreeds I occasionally work beside all say "brought" instead of "bought" - drives me insane. I tell them what they have done but they can't understand. Fen monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 The fucker would only make that mistake once with me. Some of the inbreeds I occasionally work beside all say "brought" instead of "bought" - drives me insane. I tell them what they have done but they can't understand. Fen monkeys. Whatever happened to Furio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 The fucker would only make that mistake once with me. Some of the inbreeds I occasionally work beside all say "brought" instead of "bought" - drives me insane. I tell them what they have done but they can't understand. Fen monkeys. I'll do you a deal.You cross the county border to deal with my problem, and I'll summon Old Shuck to deal with yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Most of the cunts where I come from say chimley for chimney. Who the fuck am I to disagree with so many? They also have an uncanny knack of saying sherbert for sherbet, particularly when on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 To be fair to said cunt, I did buy him the bow tie in secret Santa as I thought he looked like the kinda pompous twat who would suit one. Problem is, he's taken to it and has now bought some of his own. I'm in a bit of a jam because its driving me fucking crazy. As far as I can see I only have four reasonable choices. 1: Quit. 2: Strangle him to death with it. 3: Pray that he wakes up in the near future, realises what a cunt he looks, and throws himself off a bridge. 4: Kill myself. To be fair, we know what instruction you'd receive from Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 To be fair, we know what instruction you'd receive from Frank. I fear you misjudge him. The malaria and virulent genital warts he has contracted in foreign climes has left him a changed man. He suggested a fifth option, that I should shake the twats hand, cook him a coq au vin and buy his mother flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 when I was in school some kids used to say 'prawn' instead of pawn when playing chess. & you said porn You look like butter wouldn't melt & I want to Mam you until I review what you've posted on c*nts, then you put the 'fear of god up me' - you are a rascal RAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Whatever happened to Furio? One of them crap euro pop groups of the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 One of them crap euro pop groups of the 80s. Please die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 People who ask if you can "borrow them some money". No you cunt it's, "can I LEND you some money", fuckwit and the answer is still NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 white people enjoying themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 When I hear someone say, "It's a mute point" I find it increasingly difficult to resist the temptation to cut our their tongue and pour acid on the stump. Then set them on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 When I hear someone say, "It's a mute point" I find it increasingly difficult to resist the temptation to cut our their tongue and pour acid on the stump. Then set them on fire. Please come round and administer this to Frau Rat CB. The deranged bint also says "cutelry" instead of cutlery. I've tried gassing her arse, but cookers these days are not like the ones in the 60s, when hopeless poor people could see themselves off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Please come round and administer this to Frau Rat CB. The deranged bint also says "cutelry" instead of cutlery. I've tried gassing her arse, but cookers these days are not like the ones in the 60s, when hopeless poor people could see themselves off. In the days of town gas a local man called Slingsby Liversidge wrote a suicide note then tried to gas himself in the oven but failed as the shilling ran out. Apparently he was run over by a bus on the way home from getting the required change from his local pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 In the days of town gas a local man called Slingsby Liversidge wrote a suicide note then tried to gas himself in the oven but failed as the shilling ran out. Apparently he was run over by a bus on the way home from getting the required change from his local pub. That "local happening" seems to have happened in in every third town in England... I've heard the story from so many people who reckon their dad knew the bloke... (no offence... just heard it all over) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Ding you're a fucking prick Copy and Paste is a wonderful toy isn't it? You been learning from Frank?? ..wait.. you're not called Rosario are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 Copy and Paste is a wonderful toy isn't it? You been learning from Frank?? ..wait.. you're not called Rosario are you? For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. Even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. Even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.Fuck me that was hard to read. Great one. Petal stool and Taller ants, ha ha. The world is certainly your lobster, well done for your pun skills. A true work of art! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. Even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Broken Nads?? Or "one of those" emails..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 That "local happening" seems to have happened in in every third town in England... I've heard the story from so many people who reckon their dad knew the bloke... (no offence... just heard it all over) I'm sure it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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