White Cunt Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 AGA - an ancient piece of arse heating, hog cooking engineering from an era long gone. But it seems to be a vital part of social climbing activity for tossers throughout the country. You would thing this fobby would be restricted to women consuming vast quantities of interior décor trash, but no. There are "men" out there, willingly participating in this preoccupation. what the fuck is wrong with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I love my AGA. It's great to cook on, keeps the kitchen warm, and other stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I was expecting this reply from Brony or Punk. I am very disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I love my AGA. It's great to cook on, keeps the kitchen warm, and other stuff. Do you slam your pork in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I was expecting this reply from Brony or Punk. I am very disappointed. I was an ignorant cunt too, once. It's nothing to do with snobbery, you docile prick. They're bloody marvelous.. and most essential for a country pile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 You still are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 In fact, get a second one, just in case. You will be the envy of the whole village. Something more to aspire to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Do you slam your pork in it? The trouble is doc, you can stick you casserole in and forget about it... for a week. Ming swears by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 In fact, get a second one, just in case. You will be the envy of the whole village. Something more to aspire to. My nearest neighbour is over a mile away. He's got one too. What you don't have.. you don't miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 The trouble is doc, you can stick you casserole in and forget about it... for a week. Ming swears by it. What number on the menu Is her 168 hour casserole? Do you get prawn crackers with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Some cunts I know have to open all their kitchen windows in the summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 They're ok , but they are an essential accoutrement for the gastro porn subculture spearheaded by the arse scratching Jamie Oliver and Hugh fearnley fuckingbore. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 I don't know many people who don't have an Aga. No surprises there. Morning Walter! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 If someone had told me years ago everyone should own an electric blanket, I would scoffed in their face. However, now I have one, I would not be without. Where can I buy an aga that will fit in my micro kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 If someone had told me years ago everyone should own an electric blanket, I would scoffed in their face. However, now I have one, I would not be without. Where can I buy an aga that will fit in my micro kitchen? I am sure your prayers will be answered very soon by an AGA devolution team. They are now working on new product to fit into South Ken flatlets, which will allow future customers to impress their dinner guests and thus keep the conversation going. At the moment, the most popular EnergyMegaWaste range is sold exclusively in Cheshire and the waiting time for it is about 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 What is truly pathetic is that the same cunts who buy these energy wasters, buy those shitty, cheap led bulbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 What is truly pathetic is that the same cunts who buy these energy wasters, buy those shitty, cheap led bulbs. Led bulbs are shitty alright, but the cunts aren't cheap. I'd rather go back to good old filament bulbs, ten bob a dozen, and pay the paltry extra few pence they cost to run. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Led bulbs are shitty alright, but the cunts aren't cheap. I'd rather go back to good old filament bulbs, ten bob a dozen, and pay the paltry extra few pence they cost to run. There are cheap ones now on the market too. Super-shitty ones. They make those expensive ones, also shitty ones, look attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Hugh went to Eton. A jolly good school. Only £34,000 a year. And what did that £34,000 a year produce? A dirty fucking hippy, that's what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 There are cheap ones now on the market too. Super-shitty ones. They make those expensive ones, also shitty ones, look attractive. They make some good, instant bright ones that I buy, with a small head on them for lamps and that. £5.99 a pop though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 And what did that £34,000 a year produce? A dirty fucking hippy, that's what. Quite... He and that saliva spraying nerk, Jamie Oliver, look as though they've got a finger up their arse.... Unhygienic bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Quite... He and that saliva spraying nerk, Jamie Oliver, look as though they've got a finger up their arse.... Unhygienic bastards. And when they're together they doubtless shove a finger up each other's arse. Dirty cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 And when they're together they doubtless shove a finger up each other's arse. Dirty cunts. You shameless cunt dapps, that sounds more like one of your fantasies than a critique. You'll be doing a keith next, and asking frank to suck your membrum virile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 You shameless cunt dapps, that sounds more like one of your fantasies than a critique. You'll be doing a keith next, and asking frank to suck your membrum virile. Fearnley-Whittingstall gives me the fucking horn! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Fearnley-Whittingstall gives me the fucking horn! It's those close together mole eyes and swine like nose, coupled with a mighty, curly mane and toad like throat. He's the ultimate wind in the willows porn star 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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