Guest Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) Why doesn't this Love himself Up his arse cunt, get jiggy with it and fuck off my screen? Edited February 28, 2015 by mylittlepoohknee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Is this this what you call "interracial"? The knob on this dick looks a lot lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Try changing channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Don't get me started on the cunts children ffs! Whip my hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Dope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 It's a shame, he was once one of the greatest rappers, now he's just a Scientology twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Will Smith is a monumental cunt. His apogee of cuntishness was reached when he made that fuckawful film 7 pounds ( iirc,) in which his character kills his mrs and several others by crashing his poxy motor while texting. He wasn't even pissed or on drugs, just using a phone, and wracked with guilt he gives away his house, money, bodily organs and life to make up for it.Typical behaviour of your average black american adolescent male, really. I spotted that one coming a mile off. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 The nail in the coffin for me ('cos i did like the Fresh Prince of Belair) was The Pursuit of Happiness which features him and some little boy being homeless. Soppy arrogant bastard that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) I thought he was good in 48 Hours with Nick Nolte and the Beverley Hills franchise but he's been shit since.I prefer Eddie Murphy but he hasn't been in anything decent since he did Independence Day. Edited March 2, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 He's a self-aggrandising bastard, to be fair. His position as cuntmeister is likely unassailable and he very definitely is one of many recipients of the Rev's undiluted hatred. I never watched the Fist Prince of Bellend and am unlikely to watch any of the jug-eared cunt's other shit. A fucking caramel arse-biscuit of the first order. Burn him. He's a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 The nail in the coffin for me ('cos i did like the Fresh Prince of Belair) was The Pursuit of Happiness which features him and some little boy being homeless. Soppy arrogant bastard that he is."Happyness" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Happywhat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 "Happyness"That's wound me up even more about the cunting film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 That little boy in the film is his actual son. By a stroke of luck, he made it through the auditions for the part. Similarly so in many other Will Smith films and productions.it's uncanny Drew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 I liked him in Men in Black. Surprisingly its a reference to the suits they wear though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 I liked him in Men in Black. Surprisingly its a reference to the suits they wear though.Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Jazz?Jizz. New computer, new ISP and forgot my fucking password. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Jizz. New computer, new ISP and forgot my fucking password.I'm afraid I don't buy it. I refuse to believe that after fuck knows how many years of churning out 5000 posts a day of utter shite, you'd ever forget your password. If you can produce a clipart montage that matches the famously low artistic talents of Vajazzle then I might just believe you. Until then, fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I thought he was good in 48 Hours with Nick Nolte and the Beverley Hills franchise but he's been shit since.I prefer Eddie Murphy but he hasn't been in anything decent since he did Independence Day.I could never tell the difference between him and Al Jolson. It used to cause havoc whenever we played video pictionary at Christmas. The police were often involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Doesn't he sing the Christmas National Anthem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 He was funny in Beverly Hills Cop.To be fair, that's the nearest will smith ever got to being funny; looking a bit like another black guy who was once, fleetingly, faintly amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 To be fair, that's the nearest will smith ever got to being funny; looking a bit like another black guy who was once, fleetingly, faintly amusing.Get the fuck outta here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 To be fair, that's the nearest will smith ever got to being funny; looking a bit like another black guy who was once, fleetingly, faintly amusing.Jesus never managed to top his hysterical performance on the donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Jesus never managed to top his hysterical performance on the donkeyI frowned at my crossword and started saying "two across.... nine letters..." when my wife interrupted me. "I know this!!" she said excitedly. " 'Crucified'! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) To be fair, that's the nearest will smith ever got to being funny; looking a bit like another black guy who was once, fleetingly, faintly amusing.He might up his game on Friday for Red nose day though, Scotty. But if his Premier Inn ads are anything to go by he should have just called it a day after the Fresh Prince. Jazzy Jeff was a cunt. Edited March 11, 2015 by Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.