Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I have received an invitation to go into the house of god with a friend this evening .. will I be struck down if I do go into that house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 No but you might accidentally molest a passing child or something. I'd stay well away if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I love children to bits (its the only way to cook them). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I have received an invitation to go into the house of god with a friend this evening .. will I be struck down if I do go into that house?You will most certainly be shaken down. A pedo toad may also attempt to convert you into a life of ignorance and serfdom. I would decline the offer, keep my brain and wallet intact and spend the time mingling with sane people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I love children to bits (its the only way to cook them).5-6 hours at 150'..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I have received an invitation to go into the house of god with a friend this evening .. will I be struck down if I do go into that house?Stay away. If only to avoid the weak minded sheep. You will not be struck down. There is no powerful deity existing to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) How do you know ?I was waiting for the CC resident god botherer to front. It is plainly obvious already that you live in a fantasy world of caviar, salmon and fine wine. To see that you also believe in the existence of some mythical troublemaker is no surprise.Epic fuckwit. And deluded arsehole. Edited March 8, 2015 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Life was far worse in the world before organised religion.And it seems to be going so well now. But we shouldn't lose our heads over it. Oh, wait......Fucknuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Who made the universe ? Try and give an intelligent answer.....No one "made" the universe you cretin. Try and ask an intelligent question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Jesus was just another mad arab cunt who heard voices in his head. I like to tar them all very heavily. Anyone that needs to worship some fucking make believe story to make them feel like less of a cunt needs to wake up. I'll tell it straight. Your a cunt!Penelope a cunt? You couldn't be more wrong. Fuck off and nick something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Take a fire extinguisher with you. Spontaneous combustion is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 God has always given man freedom of choice. To be good or evil.In your case freedom to choose not to answer my question and to post unintellitems drivel.Apparently not, to both "points" you make. What order of church is it? Or do you tar all aspects of every church with the same brush ?So everyone involved with the Church is a paedophile according to you? An attitude largely prevalent among not too bright,chippy, working class cretins.That wouldn't apply to you would it?Tarred and feathered.Yes, or at least complicit in the cover up... you sound a bit like the "I was only taking orders" crew...Chippy? The one down the road run by the young chinese couple is fucking excellent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'd give it a miss, chances are you'll be okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Nobody will answer my question" Who made the universe?"Heres the answer then.. God made it.Who made God? and more importantly, which dozy cunts made you, for fucks sake....who do we blame for that bag o' shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Punkape, your beliefs are YOUR beliefs. This is cunts corner, NOT Christians corner. Everybody else needs to stop chewing on the bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Even if God did exist, the notion that He requires the saccharine adoration of his creatures - and becomes petulant if He doesn't get it - is totally fucking laughable. In Londo's absence, let me advise you to take your ill-formed provocations back to the school debating society. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 The Nom here is the House of God.i post rarely on religion on other aspects of the site.i can surely state my case on a Nom about the subject. I do recall you referring to non believers as heathens in the recent past. You have made your point, and so have I. You know what the next step is. Let's not revisit it, again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'd like to throw Punky into one of those black holes God so conveniently created. He was one busy fucker on those six days. I bet he needed a rest after he'd finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Punkape, your beliefs are YOUR beliefs. This is cunts corner, NOT Christians corner.Amen to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 So everyone involved with the Church is a paedophile according to you? An attitude largely prevalent among not too bright,chippy, working class cretins.That wouldn't apply to you would it?You would know, wouldn't you? You third grade God-knob teacher-preacher. Now fuck off and go back to masturbating over your bible, as it's Sunday, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Pen, go into the house of god and enjoy yourself. By fixating over fighting it makes him real. I think most people know in their heart of hearts it's all an elaborate hoax, but it's nice, and gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, and makes things easier to understand, and gives us easter and christmas and nice stuff and love and morals and hope and guidance. I'm a big fan of religion. I've just enjoyed an afternoon at the cinema watching Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Not real but nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Ah, no.. christmas and easter are fuck all to do with "god".... celebrations of the natural year misappropriated by evil conniving blokes in frocks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) What does it matter who made the universe? It's just there. Do you think about who made your TV? Or who made your pants? Perhaps you ponder on the nature of your knives and forks and wonder who made them?You are a canoe stretching, felt wearer Spunkape you fucking limp wristed turd smotherer. Edited March 8, 2015 by deebom Spunkape is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I don't want to get all philosophical about this nom, but....................................ah fuck it. I'm not going to. I'm actually eating a stilton and pear tartlet with a glass of port.That's all I have to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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