Guest Keith Lard Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 So as I tried to get a date to my local college's prom without asking the girl I like directly, I decided to get that girl's attention my way, by sending her donuts. However, later that day I received that response from her through messenger. Now I'm going to vote for BNP next election. Fucking cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Roses are RedDoughnuts are greatTake this latest NomAnd shove it right up your hole you fucking horrible cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I would have thought you'd be well used to rejection Keith, you silly fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 By making such childish little jibes, you reveal more and more of the immature little weirdo that you so obviously are. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 A word in your ear, Keith. While I have to say that your "send her some donuts" approach is certainly novel, there is a flaw in it. If she likes the gesture and goes out with you, in six months time she'll be even more of a porker than you are. And that's a frightening thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Love will find a way, Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I'm very probably going against the grain here but Kieth is actually quite a funny fat cunt as funny fats cunts go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I'm very probably going against the grain here but Kieth is actually quite a funny fat cunt as funny fats cunts go.Funny peculiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I am shocked that Keith is capable of junk-food sharing. Must have been fucking desperate. Not just metaphorically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I am shocked that Keith is capable of junk-food sharing. Must have been fucking desperate. Not just metaphorically.Now I'm no expert but if two objects with great mass and density come within orbit of each other, isn't the gravitational pull they exert enough to enforce a coming together of the two bodies of matter.We know Keith is a fat cunt and, it would appear, he's a feeder too now.He's resorting to Astro Physics in order to get laid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 He's resorting to Astro Physics in order to get laid!Supermassive black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Funny peculiar.Both. He's by far the funniest piss taker on here and funny with it without resorting to getting too nasty. The funny thing is him sitting down make this stuff up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Both. He's by far the funniest piss taker on here and funny with it without resorting to getting too nasty. The funny thing is him sitting down make this stuff up.Even funnier watching him try to get up afterwards too I imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Even funnier watching him try to get up afterwards too I imagine...and funnier yet, he's probably an anorexic just posting on here to rip the piss between vomiting sessions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Both. He's by far the funniest piss taker on here and funny with it without resorting to getting too nasty. The funny thing is him sitting down make this stuff up.Well said. Keith might be a hopeless fat cunt, but he's our hopeless fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Well said. Keith might be a hopeless fat cunt, but he's our hopeless fat cunt.Yep! Credit where due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Incidentally Gong, is your avatar a still from the thin man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Broney,your still full of shit but at least this time you made an effort.Respect for giving up some doughnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Prom night. Another load of imported American bollocks for utter cunts to indulged themselves in. Fucking school 'Prom night'... sakes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Your obsessive pursuit of every comment I make is both childish and disturbing.I suggest you buy a copy of Debretts so you can properly quantify your own insignificance.Your unfailing ability to post utter shit is both childish and disturbing. I honestly believe you are some kind of retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 If I'd been rejected from a 'Prom Night' I would have been just stayed in and had a wank instead. A wank would probably be a lot more fun than the ludicrous looking fake tanned cunt that rejected me in the first place. Fuck 'em.... have a wank instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Now I'm no expert but if two objects with great mass and density come within orbit of each other, isn't the gravitational pull they exert enough to enforce a coming together of the two bodies of matter.We know Keith is a fat cunt and, it would appear, he's a feeder too now.He's resorting to Astro Physics in order to get laid! Or Gastro Lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 If I'd been rejected from a 'Prom Night' I would have been just stayed in and had a wank instead. A wank would probably be a lot more fun than the ludicrous looking fake tanned cunt that rejected me in the first place. Fuck 'em.... have a wank instead.Keith is too complicated and perverted to settle for some simple throbbing. Besides his flabby paw doesn't reach under his Mitchelin bloater to do the job anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Bricktop!Lol.Hilarious! How long did it take your limited intellect to come up with this gem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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