Guest MikeD Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 'Look, there's more to my acting than just being a scruffy, aggressive, cockney cunt.'Ray Winstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 "I'm going to leave Coronation Street and tackle some real juicy roles and hopefully have a long and distinguished film career"William Roche (Ken Barlow) -1964 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 'Top Gear and a new series of TFI Friday? Not for me, I couldn't stand the publicity.'Chris Evans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 "That's enough gritty crime dramas and cookery programmes now for fucks sake. Turn it in." - Head of Programmes, BBC Television Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 "The factional ethnic tension present in the Sudan today, is the sole product and legacy of the campaigns of Lord Kitchener succesfully implementing British imperialistic policy in the late 19th century. Mahdist forces were representative of a proto-communist ideology which also paradoxically incorporated religious fanaticism. Radical Islam was in fact the lesser of two evils during the colonial period when compared with the policies of the British administration."- ProfB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 I've sucked enough cocks tonight ..judgetwi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 "Nah, Iain Duncan Smith isn't a cunt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 OK that's twenty black puddings and 5 kilos of best back bacon for Mrs Cohen and her friend Abdul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Precision bombing is a must. Air Marshal Sir Arthur Harris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Na that monster will never fit up my arseJudgetwi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 I'm going to write about something different now. No more Harry Potter books, films or heaven forbid; A stage play!J.K Rowling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 This iphone is fucking shit and too expensive. Any iphone owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 'Don't kill yourself, you're not an idiot and I'm no more intelligent than anyone else.'Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 'Don't kill yourself, you're not an idiot and I'm no more intelligent than anyone else.'Frank. Poor MikeD and the wee bee in his bonnet. I can only assume you are not taller than 4 ft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Poor MikeD and the wee bee in his bonnet. I can only assume you are not taller than 4 ft.Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Poor MikeD and the wee bee in his bonnet. I can only assume you are not taller than 4 ft.I'm 5' 3", almost an inch taller than Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'm 5' 3", almost an inch taller than Frank.It's not only your faculties that go in retirement. If my calculations are correct, you've lost nearly a foot in 14 months. Stoopy old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Actually it's 13 ". I cut off my legs at the knees to facilitate weight loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 "I think that Jazz is actually a tortured genius in the mould of Van Gogh. This has been made especially evident through examples of his exemplary art work recently. I am also of the opinion that Frank is a wordsmith beyond compare, a modern day Behan/Kerouac fusion, and it will be an incomparable tragedy if we ever lose him to the cold jaws of death" - Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 OOooo... I fucking hope there's some more tennis on the tele today...Me and any sane fucker around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 "The first thing that attracted me was your personality." - Amanda Holden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 They tried to make me go to rehab and I said "yes yes yes".Amy "make mine a large one" Winehouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 "Right then cunts, let's make this album a good one." - Chris fuckwit Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 "The first thing that attracted me was your personality." - Amanda Holden Alternatively..."The first thing that attracted me was your youthful looks." - Catherine Zeta Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 pretentious ... moi ?lenny henry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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