Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 LARP, or Live Action Role Play games, are a form of role-playing game where the participants dress up as fictional characters and physically act out their characters' actions. It's all a bit dungeons and dragons, with some supreme geek deciding the setting and rules that are used by the other geeks. Bunch of stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 a bit like fox hunting it seems to me - although that fecking parade of cunts really ARE pervs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 My wife takes roleplay very seriously.She's been playing the woman who doesn't want sex for 15 years now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 My wife takes roleplay very seriously.She's been playing the woman who doesn't want sex for 15 years now. All the action may be taking place somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 LARP, or Live Action Role Play games, are a form of role-playing game where the participants dress up as fictional characters and physically act out their characters' actions. It's all a bit dungeons and dragons, with some supreme geek deciding the setting and rules that are used by the other geeks. Bunch of stupid cunts.Five quid on punkape posting on here before nightfall with a reference to his masonic lodge.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Good nom this, these sad, immature bastards need to be fed feet first into a fucking wood-chipper.And I bet like a lot of these sci-fi and fantasy obsessives, 90% of the cunts are on the sex-offenders register.Or maybe not......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 All the action may be taking place somewhere else.you haven't seen her wc, looks like Susan Boyle ugly sister 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Jesus. What prompted you to marry her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Five quid on punkape posting on here before nightfall with a reference to his masonic lodge....His entire life is a LARP fantasy, in which he believes he is educated, affluent and cultured. Unfortunately he's not a very good actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Jesus. What prompted you to marry her?best i could do, i aint no oil painting myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Pardon my ignorance, but is is this anything like those role-playing murder mystery evenings? Mrs Baws had to dress up as a nun for one of those once, and it turned out that this was not a cunt.I don't know if real nuns ever shave their twats and go out pantless in public, but if Jesus is anything like me he'd be very appreciative if they did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 best i could do, i aint no oil painting myselfI can just see you both now, sat in bed, paper bags over your heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Her wooden leg by the bedside table and her teeth in a jar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I can just see you both now, sat in bed, paper bags over your heads.In the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I once dressed up as Russell Crowe in Gladiator for a spot of Live Action Role Play. Despite bearing an uncanny resemblance, Mrs Peacock rather put the dampers on it with some protracted guffawing and asking if I remembered the Rodney Trotter scene in Only Fools and Horses. Rotten woman. All this trouble and no appreciation. At least she didn't call social services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Her wooden leg by the bedside table and her teeth in a jarAny port in a storm Eddie. Oooh, didn't Rik leave you Monica, his blow up doll, in his will? The bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Any port in a storm Eddie. Oooh, didn't Rik leave you Monica, his blow up doll, in his will? The bastard.My new Blow Up Doll is so realistic, it told me it just wants to be friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Fuck off Spunkape you cunt. Masons only require a belief in God, they don't care what religion you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Fuck off Spunkape you cunt. Masons only require a belief in God, they don't care what religion you are.True, very similar to AA anon, as long as you believe in a higher being it's acceptable, the Catholic thing is just what they told you as they didn't want an estate agent (oh the shame) in their lodge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 So the LARP bollocks is really about Punkape.You're getting obsessed with me again because you're working class.Move on and join the Tory party. You can start by becoming lower-middle class and buying some net curtains. From behind these curtains you can practice your stalking techniques..........Don't flatter yourself Walter, this nom was not created in your honour. However, it's amusing to see that your ego made you to think it was! Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Free masonry is fucking witchcraft.Catholics are not allowed to join anyway.I doubt that punkers is even aware of the weapons-grade level of irony encased in those two statements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Free masons have always had links with the highly devious and Satanist leaning organisation the Rosocutions.The Catholic Church preaches against evil and Satan ( for those on here who hadn't grasped that).Father Murphy has certainly grasped the "Get thee behind me" bit, although he occasionally confuses Satan with choirboys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Free masons have always had links with the highly devious and Satanist leaning organisation the Rosicrucians.The Catholic Church preaches against evil and Satan ( for those on here who hadn't grasped that).The left footers certainly preach a good game, but we are judged by our actions and not our demeanour.In that spirit, I have corrected your misspelling of 'Rosicrucians'. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Free masons have always had links with the highly devious and Satanist leaning organisation the Rosocutions.The Catholic Church preaches against evil and Satan ( for those on here who hadn't grasped that).Freemasonry is open to anyone who shows an interest in the craft apart from estate agents, the duke of Kent is currently the highest ranking mason. Charity is a main concern and is strongly supported. The craft is universal , however the Catholic Church is the epitome of evil and pedophilia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 ... the Catholic Church is the epitome of evil and pedophilia But practically speaking, who else are you going to turn to for an exorcism? The Seventh Day Adventists?Pray the gay away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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