Guest nobgobbler Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Nothing makes me want to kick the tv off the wall more than this disgusting pile of crap. Looks like something a random drunk cunt uploaded to YouTube after sinking twelve pints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 A spokesman for Irn-Bru said: “We hope our fans enjoy our limited-edition bottles of Irn-Bru, celebrating well-loved Scottish names which mean a lot to us." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 It's fucking vile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 A spokesman for Irn-Bru said: “We hope our fans enjoy our limited-edition bottles of Irn-Bru, celebrating well-loved Scottish names which mean a lot to us." The fucking Judge is gonna love this, what with it turning out he's now a high brow comedy critic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 It is the most vile concoction ever invented, smells like childrens sick after a birthday party binge on sweets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 It is the most vile concoction ever invented.Possibly, although for me America's favourite - root beer - comes pretty close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I can only drink this shit if it's diluted with Smirnoff. Any cunt who drinks it from a can is likely in the demographic of hairy-arsed bastards who smear margarine on their nipples, watch football and ride a Harley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) Possibly, although for me America's favourite - root beer - comes pretty close.Actually I forgot the filth that is Red Bull. On an equal par with Irn Bru. Edited June 5, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Isn't this what Scottish skag heads bang into a syringe and inject when they run out of heroin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Full of shit, just like the witless little drivel bags it's set to impress - fucking brats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 I once bought a can if this stuff just to see what it tasted like. Needless to say I spat the first mouthful out. It was disgusting. And this is from someone who was put to sleep drinking absinthe and that IS disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 You bunch of fucking Philistine ass-hats! Sitting there quaffing your warm flat bitter, and your gaylord Pimms, and your dishwater Earl Grey, and alleging that Irn Bru is disgusting? I nearly choked on my Lees Macaroon Bar, you racist fucking cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 You bunch of fucking Philistine ass-hats! Sitting there quaffing your warm flat bitter, and your gaylord Pimms, and your dishwater Earl Grey, and alleging that Irn Bru is disgusting? I nearly choked on my Lees Macaroon Bar, you racist fucking cunts!I am proud to say I love the fucking stuff, I get excited thinking about drinking it (although drinking out of a bottle called fanny has dampened my enthusiasm slightly...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 I am proud to say I love the fucking stuff, I get excited thinking about drinking it (although drinking out of a bottle called fanny has dampened my enthusiasm slightly...)Now that's given me an idea. Mrs Baws had better not come home drunk tonight if she knows what's good for her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Along with kilts and those stupid fucking ginger wigs it's just another cliché for inbred Scottish cunts to embrace and live up to.And I'm a Scottish cunt, can't confirm if there's any inbreeding going on but it's possible I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 And I'm a Scottish cunt, can't confirm if there's any inbreeding going on but it's possible I suppose.can you count a dozen eggs using your fingers? anyway, the few scots who frequent these parts do seem to live with a can or bottle of this surgically attached to their hands...and i'm prety sure the reason they drink it is to show how hard they are, if they can drink a 1.5l bottle of that shite, and keep it down, they can drink any shit and drink you or I under the table with it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Surprised an advert focusing on a kid taking a shit is aloud on the box. At last somebody gets my point! I wonder who dreams this shit up. Some cunt marketing company with the job of promoting irn bru thought it was a good idea to show a lad having a shit on a train bog and to expose his arse crack to gawping passengers. How could that possibly encourage anyone apart from George Michael to buy a bottle of piss coloured pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest nobgobbler Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 I agree, gobbles. Although perhaps the marketing bods thought the use of a train toilet in the advert gives the consumer an insight into the Irn-Bru bottling process?Ah yes. I can just see the follow up advert. A team of kilt wearing jock marketing experts pissing directly into bottles over a slow moving conveyor belt on a number 11 bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 There is a loose reference to an ancient Billy Connolly joke with the bike parking suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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