Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 ........................................Oh and Before you bang on again about how you could loose your job if caught posting on this site..............that bit always makes me laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Can people lose theirs jobs for simply posting on this site? I post from work quite a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Oh the scathing wit, i am a broken man, to answer your question You judge, you sap. The standard midnight post eh, set your watch by it, finish a long day working for g4s in the courts, envying the real barristers and judges, whilst you escort criminals to and from the cells below. 8pm arrives and it's off to the local ciu to drink yourself into oblivion, boring your fellow drinkers with tales of court. Then arrive home just in time to post some old bollocks before night nights. Oh and Before you bang on again about how you could loose your job if caught posting on this site, don't worry too much, our local b and q are advertising for security personnel, go for it.An excellent story Mr. P. Alas , my life is nowhere near as exciting as that. Top marks , though , for avoiding the usual standard lexicon of internet abuse (Council bedsit, work in a gay club, hang around public urinals etc. etc.) Maybe you're growing up? I won't hold my breath if you don't mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Can people lose theirs jobs for simply posting on this site? I post from work quite a lot.Then you better stop doing it , pronto. Even a computer spastic like me knows they can track anything you do if they really want to. I would recommend you pretend the thing is fucked up and return it to its factory setting or accidentally drop it out of a third floor window. Having said that don't listen to me, i don't know shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Can people lose theirs jobs for simply posting on this site? I post from work quite a lot.Don't worry, Jazz posts from work "quite a lot" too. However, since his job is imaginary, the risk of losing it isn't a consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Praise from the biggest cunt on here, I'm giddy with excitement, now fuck off down your gay club if you can face leaving the public urinal, and remember to take your key this time, don't want to get locked out of your council bedsit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 An excellent story Mr. P. Alas , my life is nowhere near as exciting as that. Top marks , though , for avoiding the usual standard lexicon of internet abuse (Council bedsit, work in a gay club, hang around public urinals etc. etc.) Maybe you're growing up? I won't hold my breath if you don't mind?BINGO!!!!!!!!!!Praise from the biggest cunt on here, I'm giddy with excitement, now fuck off down your gay club if you can face leaving the public urinal, and remember to take your key this time, don't want to get locked out of your council bedsit. Come back Frank, all is forgiven... oh.. he already is "floating" about somewhere...I am NOT the biggest cunt on here, I am only 6ft and 13 stone......and at least when I was born my father didn't think the best bits ran down my mothers leg and slap the midwife for throwing out the afterbirth and having to raise you instead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Praise from the biggest cunt on here, I'm giddy with excitement, now fuck off down your gay club if you can face leaving the public urinal, and remember to take your key this time, don't want to get locked out of your council bedsit. Irony AND sarcasm Mr.Pinhead ? Fortunately you have nothing better to do so you can take the time to lay down for a while in a darkened room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 BINGO!!!!!!!!!!Come back Frank, all is forgiven... oh.. he already is "floating" about somewhere...I am NOT the biggest cunt on here, I am only 6ft and 13 stone......and at least when I was born my father didn't think the best bits ran down my mothers leg and slap the midwife for throwing out the afterbirth and having to raise you instead.... Oops, little error, aimed clearly at the judge, no need for insults ding old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Oops, little error, aimed clearly at the judge, no need for insults ding old chap.No need for insults?I thought that what this site had degenerated into... ah well.. back to the Cote du Graves... Merlots' finished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Irony AND sarcasm Mr.Pinhead ? Fortunately you have nothing better to do so you can take the time to lay down for a while in a darkened room.You're early tonight judge, ciu closed tonight ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 No need for insults?I thought that what this site had degenerated into... ah well.. back to the Cote du Graves... Merlots' finished...Indeed, but I'm a delicate flower... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Oops, little error, aimed clearly at the judge, no need for insults ding old chap.poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 poofOuch, your on form tonight frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 poofHow long do you reckon before your banned again Frank you twat.1 month,2 months?With any luck before the weeks out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 How long do you reckon before your banned again Frank you twat.1 month,2 months?With any luck before the weeks out.He is a bit boring these days, needs to up his game a little. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 He is a bit boring these days, needs to up his game a little.I got more laughs out of my Mum dying. His new character is just as shit. I would express more anger if I had it; it seems to be replaced by pure pity, that somewhere in the world there is someone somewhere typing that utter fucking shit. What a fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Just inventing characters makes him pitiful, if he must, he should try inventing a character with wit, that would be a good start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 I got more laughs out of my Mum dying. His new character is just as shit. I would express more anger if I had it; it seems to be replaced by pure pity, that somewhere in the world there is someone somewhere typing that utter fucking shit. What a fucking cunt. The poor sod must be suffering. I guess he had it coming.... revenge of the zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 The poor sod must be suffering. I guess he had it coming.... revenge of the zombies. Yet another nonsensical load of old bollocks from the Mayor of Cunt County. Dressage makes far more sense to me than whatever that sentence was supposed to convey. How much money are you donating to the site from your monthly benefits, to stop the administrators from barring you and your demented offerings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Yet another nonsensical load of old bollocks from the Mayor of Cunt County. Dressage makes far more sense to me than whatever that sentence was supposed to convey. How much money are you donating to the site from your monthly benefits, to stop the administrators from barring you and your demented offerings?Are you implying that if some cunt throws me a few quid I turn a blind eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Are you implying that if some cunt throws me a few quid I turn a blind eye?I should probably donate some cash before replying to this question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Yet another nonsensical load of old bollocks from the Mayor of Cunt County. Dressage makes far more sense to me than whatever that sentence was supposed to convey. How much money are you donating to the site from your monthly benefits, to stop the administrators from barring you and your demented offerings?It makes perfect sense.. no? Tenant scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 It makes perfect sense.. no? Tenant scum. Your loathing of tenants seems to be a recurrent theme now (or you have world's first case of digital Tourettes). What happened to make you hate people who rent a property Frank?Was it because your wife left you, and you had to rent out the spare room in your house to make ends meet? She no doubt snapped after one too many nights of staring at the ceiling, while you tried and failed to thumb in a softy, after 9 pints of Stella and a few lines of speed down the local pool hall. Your new lodger, however, quickly usurped you in terms of popularity among your friendship group. This was despite him once being described as a "thoroughly unlikable cunt" by a judge who convicted him. Your chums were most impressed by his ability to snort absurdly large lines of your Ketamine, racked up in the shape of Harry Potter's famous scar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Your loathing of tenants seems to be a recurrent theme now (or you have world's first case of digital Tourettes). What happened to make you hate people who rent a property Frank?Was it because your wife left you, and you had to rent out the spare room in your house to make ends meet? She no doubt snapped after one too many nights of staring at the ceiling, while you tried and failed to thumb in a softy, after 9 pints of Stella and a few lines of speed down the local pool hall. Your new lodger, however, quickly usurped you in terms of popularity among your friendship group. This was despite him once being described as a "thoroughly unlikable cunt" by a judge who convicted him. Your chums were most impressed by his ability to snort absurdly large lines of your Ketamine, racked up in the shape of Harry Potter's famous scar.Once again my petit salop, you have overcooked your retort and left me all in a spin.. and a little underwhelmed. You are in fact rubbish in every respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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