Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 So when did we start letting the fucking French in? He'll be burning sheeps and blockading the corner. Wearing a beret, stripey shirt and those fucking blue canvas shoes with the soles made from what looks like rope. Before we know it, there will be onions on a bit of string and cheese. I've been to Calais y'know, I've seen it. Smoking Gitanes all suave and stuff.Calais, home of the destitute immigrant and booze-cruiser, sorry, have I just repeated myself there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 16, 2015 Report Share Posted June 16, 2015 Get a rheum, minkeys..Picture the scene dingalong - Bill and I on the Sunseeker throughout the summer. Fully staffed... Judge at the helm, Jackie behind the bar... Ape attending toilets. Whores Gobbie and Gyppo will meet us weekly in Peurto Banus for face fucking, Cava, jamón ibérico and other foul play. Bill will eventually kill gyppo by asphyxiation. Meanwhile, here's Snatch on banjo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Picture the scene dingalong - Bill and I on the Sunseeker throughout the summer. Fully staffed... Judge at the helm, Jackie behind the bar... Ape attending toilets. Whores Gobbie and Gyppo will meet us weekly in Peurto Banus for face fucking, Cava, jamón ibérico and other foul play. Bill will eventually kill gyppo by asphyxiation. Meanwhile, here's Snatch on banjo... Same old same old complete and utter shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Picture the scene dingalong - Bill and I on the sunseeker throughout the summer. Fully staffed... Judge at the helm, Jackie behind the bar... Ape attending toilets. Whores Gobbie and Gyppo will meet us weekly in Peurto Banus for face fucking, Cava, jamón ibérico and other foul play. Bill will eventually kill gyppo by asphyxiation. Meanwhile, here's Snatch on banjo... And where the fuck are Jazz and I in all this? You're not leaving us in port after making us fight like cat and dog, competing for your love and acceptance. You've got responsabilities...Jazz is expecting. From the looks of her it's twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 And where the fuck are Jazz and I in all this? You're not leaving us in port after making us fight like cat and dog, competing for your love and acceptance. You've got responsabilities...Jazz is expecting. From the looks of her it's twins.Good morning decimus. I'm out with the Leica this morning in Vejer de la Frontera on a shoot for Paris Match. El Palmar this afternoon. Any photo requests? Life is great in Andalucia. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Good morning decimus. I'm out with the Leica this morning in Vejer de la Frontera on a shoot for Paris Match. El Palmar this afternoon. Any photo requests? Life is great in Andalucia. Shit. Jazz is squawking for some full frontal nudes, but I'd settle for a photo of you reclining in an olive grove, a glass of sherry in one hand and Ming's leash in the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Picture the scene dingalong - Bill and I on the Sunseeker throughout the summer. Fully staffed... Judge at the helm, Jackie behind the bar... Ape attending toilets. Whores Gobbie and Gyppo will meet us weekly in Peurto Banus for face fucking, Cava, jamón ibérico and other foul play. Bill will eventually kill gyppo by asphyxiation. I hope it's not one of the 101's in black and red... I seriously fucking hope not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Picture the scene dingalong - Bill and I on the Sunseeker throughout the summer. Fully staffed... Judge at the helm, Jackie behind the bar... Ape attending toilets. Whores Gobbie and Gyppo will meet us weekly in Peurto Banus for face fucking, Cava, jamón ibérico and other foul play. Bill will eventually kill gyppo by asphyxiation. Meanwhile, here's Snatch on banjo... You and tampons have one thing in common: You're both stuck up cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Can yer explain dat agen Ted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Phillipe and Bill pose for the camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Phillipe and Bill pose for the cameraDon't take it to heart minkey.. my tinky winky stinky tinker. If you could just open your one boss-eye, you'd see that Bill is really very fond of you. He's just a little timid. You may be oceans apart intellectually, but with his insecurities and your knowledge of absolutely fucking nothing whatsoever, I can see you both at the altar.... Bill in his rented suit and patent pointed shoes, you in your straw and poly fifth generation hand-me-down. Eddiwina and Decimus as bridesmaids, Jazz best man, Jackie behind the bar, Judge on the door, Snatch on banjo, Spot on bass... Ape attending toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Don't take it to heart minkey.. my tinky winky stinky tinker. If you could just open your one boss-eye, you'd see that Bill is really very fond of you. He's just a little timid. You may be oceans apart intellectually, but with his insecurities and your knowledge of absolutely fucking nothing whatsoever, I can see you both at the altar.... Bill in his rented suit and patent pointed shoes, you in your straw and poly fifth generation hand-me-down. Eddiwina and Decimus as bridesmaids, Jazz best man, Jackie behind the bar, Judge on the door, Snatch on banjo, Spot on bass... Ape attending toilets. utter utter shit, apart from the bridesmaid idea, that i like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Ape attending toilets. And looking on in disgust as Frank/Felipe (or whatever the dozy cunt currently calls itself) ingests his third pint of semen through the glory hole in trap two. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 And looking on in disgust as Frank/Felipe (or whatever the dozy cunt currently calls itself) ingests his third pint of semen through the glory hole in trap two.It's only a temporary position Ape. Sleep on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Phillipe and Bill pose for the camera... just to clarify, that's me on the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 My left .... Or yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 utter utter shit, apart from the bridesmaid idea, that i like.I'm sure I can sort you something off the shoulder and very pretty Ed. But you'll need a better hat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 ... just to clarify, that's me on the left. He's the brains of the outfit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 He's the brains of the outfitIt certainly shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Good morning decimus. I'm out with the Leica this morning in Vejer de la Frontera on a shoot for Paris Match. El Palmar this afternoon. Any photo requests? Life is great in Andalucia. Shit. Felipe.........the pissartist formerly known as Frank. (My apologies if somebody has already done that gag but i haven't got the time to trawl through all of Frank's tedious bullshit) Anyway, this arsehole has changed his name 4 or 5 times but hasn't figured out that he is still the same old arsehole he always was. Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Felipe.........the pissartist formerly known as Frank. (My apologies if somebody has already done that gag but i haven't got the time to trawl through all of Frank's tedious bullshit) Anyway, this arsehole has changed his name 4 or 5 times but hasn't figured out that he is still the same old arsehole he always was. Doh!I've put out some classics tonight. Do persevere.Alright... I'll get Tot on the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 My aim was to start a thread showcasing cunts through the medium of imagery, not discuss the authenticity of that particular photo. Daft cunts.Top quality fucking bullshit! There was me thinking that you had mugged these thick cunts off and it turns out you mugged yourself off. Not only that, but you fucking admitted it! Oh joy, you couldn't make this shit up. I would have claimed that it was a very clever and ironic wind-up on my part but then i'm much smarter than you........or a much bigger cunt. Probably both, now i come to think of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Top quality fucking bullshit! There was me thinking that you had mugged these thick cunts off and it turns out you mugged yourself off. Not only that, but you fucking admitted it! Oh joy, you couldn't make this shit up. I would have claimed that it was a very clever and ironic wind-up on my part but then i'm much smarter than you........or a much bigger cunt. Probably both, now i come to think of it.you need to get out more, dont take this site so serious, its just a bit of fun, not life or death, sap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 you need to get out more, dont take this site so serious, its just a bit of fun, not life or death, sap.The same message needs to be aimed at Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Top quality fucking bullshit! There was me thinking that you had mugged these thick cunts off and it turns out you mugged yourself off. Not only that, but you fucking admitted it! Oh joy, you couldn't make this shit up. I would have claimed that it was a very clever and ironic wind-up on my part but then i'm much smarter than you........or a much bigger cunt. Probably both, now i come to think of it.As Roy Castle said just before he died..."Medication's what you need..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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