Guest Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Paper today...dwarf sticks a rubber sucker arrow on his head and goes round shouting EXTERMINATE at his carers and the fucknuggets call the old bill who feel the need to taser the silly sod twice for being a bit chopsy ...god bless the boys in blue, can't find their arses with both hands most of the time but turned up mob handed to get medieval on his arse ..... un-cunting believable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3134466/Im-son-ate-Angry-dwarf-jailed-sticking-sucker-dart-head-pretending-Dalek-row-led-Tasered-twice-police.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Actually, he was smearing shit everywhere ...AND pissing everywhere AND he's a dwarf. Fucking asking for it if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 When you read the story it all becomes a bit clearer why he was tasered. Ok,twice is unnecessary I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 When you read the story it all becomes a bit clearer why he was tasered. Ok,twice is unnecessary I agree.Oh...... I don't know about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 They had to taser the nut job that beheaded that poor woman last year 6 times so on a scale of nut jobbery I reckon 1 for being a shit chucking loony tune and 1 for being a short arse with small man syndrome is about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 They had to taser the nut job that beheaded that poor woman last year 6 times so on a scale of nut jobbery I reckon 1 for being a shit chucking loony tune and 1 for being a short arse with small man syndrome is about rightI'd say that he deserved at least another tasering, Neil, purely for being a fucking northerner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Let's hope this starts a trend of tasering dwarfs, get that little cunt warwick Davis next 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Have they spoken to Snow White yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Yep,apparently six of 'em weren't happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Yep,apparently six of 'em weren't happyThis was obviously the secret 8th dwarf who they keep locked up; Nutty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Let's hope this starts a trend of tasering dwarfs, get that little cunt warwick Davis nextAnd Ronnie Corbett 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 All that shitty behaviour yet the cunt has a double barrel name! Finally we know Punkape's true identity and occupation, the understudy dwarf Punky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 All that shitty behaviour yet the cunt has a double barrel name! Finally we know Punkape's true identity and occupation, the understudy dwarf Punky. Just like a dyslexic dwarf, PunkApe is neither big or clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 'if he was going down for killing someone, she was going down with him'. 3 times next time please.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Arrested by the short arm of the law,apparently he was a porn star,had an arm like a babies cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Cuffing a dwarf. How could anyone stoop so low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 He was running around with a knife though. Bet he looked like fucking Chucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 It's not big and it's not clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 He had to be tazered. It is after all Elf and safety Oh all right then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 I would fucking love to tazer a dwarf. Just imagine his ickle arms and legs going ten to the dozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Paper today...dwarf sticks a rubber sucker arrow on his head and goes round shouting EXTERMINATE at his carers and the fucknuggets call the old bill who feel the need to taser the silly sod twice for being a bit chopsy ...god bless the boys in blue, can't find their arses with both hands most of the time but turned up mob handed to get medieval on his arse ..... un-cunting believable! Paper today...dwarf sticks a rubber sucker arrow on his head and goes round shouting EXTERMINATE at his carers and the fucknuggets call the old bill who feel the need to taser the silly sod twice for being a bit chopsy ...god bless the boys in blue, can't find their arses with both hands most of the time but turned up mob handed to get medieval on his arse ..... un-cunting believable!Good first effort. Now throw yourself under a steamroller at once...before the CC spackers try to befriend you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 So he made a hobbit out of being an abusive little shite?that woman he threatened on the bus should have given him a clit round the ear. (please kill me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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