cuntspotter Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Here we are then.... These thick, vain , attention seeking cunts are wearing jeans so tight that they are injuring themselves when they kneel or bend over. I imagine that the males do a lot of bending over whereas the females over eat if they have three bean sprouts. Fuck them... And their ruptures.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Here we are then.... These thick, vain , attention seeking cunts are wearing jeans so tight that they are injuring themselves when they kneel or bend over. I imagine that the males do a lot of bending over whereas the females over eat if they have three bean sprouts. Fuck them... And their ruptures.oyour getting old spot, all my jeans are tight, nothing to do with fashion, i'm a fat cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Wear a kaftan ..... I do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Natural Selection at work, spotts. If these cunts want to wear idiotically tight jeans, get deep vein thrombosis and thin out the gene pool, who are we to argue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Never wear them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Wear a kaftan ..... I do.Is that all you wish to share with us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Yes. Quite so, Spotto. Nothing screams testosterone more loudly than an elaborately brocaded kimono at Coitus Lodge. I sometimes wear it in conjunction with spats and gaiters while lazily surveying the grounds surrounding our sprawling estate and jokingly drop a bead on the Untermensch scum tending the sunken garden with the old Beretta DT 11. Amon Göeth was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 once upon a time you dressed so fine .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 The fashion choice of the rotund, my way.The female, proudly displaying her stretched-denim covered gunt. The male, still thinking he's mid-80'sDavid Coverdale or Joe Elliot. The pair of them looking like mounds of tattooed cottage cheese, with this weeks affectation, a lobster-pink sunburn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Add these twats to the, Stupid Cunts Who Deserve Everything They Get thread.Half-wit, zombie bastards.......with twisted knackers or flaps hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Socks and sandals too I trust?Natch! Thick wooly grey socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 No socks to show off the fungal nail infection and sitting with your feet up on a table.That'll teach the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 You stupid cunts. Millions of people wear, them, then one person harms themselves, the tabloids write an article, and you all whip yourselves into a frenzy.I personally like seeing fit birds in tight jeans, and have no desire to see them eradicated. More fool you if you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Quite right, Sticko. It provides an aesthetic interlude for blokes seeing womenfolk in tight strides. However, they are heir to the same problems as us cunts. If they lean over to pick up a crate of Budweiser for their better half in Sainsburys (if you're poor), or Waitrose (if you possess some social etiquette), or even bend down to pick up a foetid pile of their gentleman's undercludgers in need of a boil-wash, they similarly can trap their bollocks in their gusset. It's the sweaty fold of the clackerbag that always gets nipped like a fucking bus ticket in these circumstances. I therefore believe women should just forego this eye watering situation and simply wear wet T-shirts and a thong, before lovingly handing over a chilled bottle of his favoured tipple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 You stupid cunts. Millions of people wear, them, then one person harms themselves, the tabloids write an article, and you all whip yourselves into a frenzy.I personally like seeing fit birds in tight jeans, and have no desire to see them eradicated. More fool you if you don't.Poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Here we are then.... These thick, vain , attention seeking cunts are wearing jeans so tight that they are injuring themselves when they kneel or bend over. I imagine that the males do a lot of bending over whereas the females over eat if they have three bean sprouts. Fuck them... And their ruptures.oI can't wear over tight jeans as they put added strain on my truss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 I have a new sporran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Hmmm, skinny jeans fad + impending summer, I may buy some shares in Canesten tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 your getting old spot, all my jeans are tight, nothing to do with fashion, i'm a fat cunt. . . and bald, you poor fucker. Are you short as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 It can't be as bad as being cut out of your mother in law's will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 once upon a time you dressed so fine .. . . . didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Natch! Thick wooly grey socks.And suspenders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 And suspenders?Only for the right girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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