Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 The Wimbledon cunt vacuum has been successfully filled.Another gathering of charmless, robotic bastards watched by boring cunts and commentated on by boring cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Football on again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 At least there will not be any of the dress code shenanigans with the golf as I understand part of the attraction is to dress like a colour blind clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Swelp me, I'd forgotten about this pile of monkeyspunk. Worse still, if that dribbling old cabbage Peter Alliss hasn't been nominated and thoroughly cunted, then CC heads will roll!"Here's a letter I got from Buffy St Marie, captain at Old Liverspots Club in Chiselhurst, who tells an engaging story about buggering himself with a mashie niblick. Ah yes Buffy! None of that carbon fibre stuff for us old timers, eh?! No indeed, the hickory shafted mallet provided just the correct degree of torsional rigidity to part the buttocks and the ruggedized handle provided a great, if somewhat rudimentary barbed anal exciter for that all important tickling of the aged pratt's old prostate, resulting in cumming like Godzilla in but three rams - ooops, Jordan Spieth has won by 12 strokes everybody!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 not saying everyone who plays golf is a cunt but all the cunts i know play golf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) not saying everyone who plays golf is a cunt but all the cunts i know play golfThere's a 21st Century GCSE Maths exam question for you:'Create a Venn Diagram displaying the all cunts / golf players interaction' Edited July 16, 2015 by Jiggerycock I spelt GCSE wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Golf, tennis, and snooker. The most personality-free bunch of boring bastards ever to draw breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Another gathering of charmless, robotic bastards watched by boring cunts and commentated on by boring cunts.So, a golf nomination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 So, a golf nomination? Ok, point taken, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Looks like someone has threw up on John Daleys trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 The Wimbledon cunt vacuum has been successfully filled.Another gathering of charmless, robotic bastards watched by boring cunts and commentated on by boring cunts.You're the most boring cunt commenting on it here.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Lads, I despise golf. I think it is the sport of irons and elitist cunts. But you lot have covered the topic so thoroughly, I have nothing to add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You're the most boring cunt commenting on it here..........Ooo, bitchy, bitchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 You're the most boring cunt commenting on it here..........Hey..... I'm Spartacus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 you forgot to mention crickshit.Just when you think the more tedious cunts on this site have been banned, another cretin takes up the mantle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 No prisoners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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