Neil Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 Fucking hell!,never mind all that bollocks about pubs going out of business,it seems like things certainly 'aint what they used to be'.No coincidence,more pooftahs less wanking Just realised...hope they dont mean kebabs!,thought that garlic sauce tasted funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 You're painting yourself into a corner here, Neil. No pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 I blame all this porn on the innerwebby... no one goes down the clinic to get a free Razzle or Big Jugs Monthly and make a donation anymore......no wonder kleenex shares are going up again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 How many gallons does each donor have to contribute? Reckon they must hook them up like dairy cattle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 I wonder how many of the names belong to one bloke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 How many fake IDs did you buy off silk road again Neil? 8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 250 million sperm in each pop, multiplied by nine RPG enthuaists. 2 1/4 billion a week seems like more than enough to go around, unless Judge is regularly popping down for a half in his favourite jug now that all his favourite bars are closing down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 250 million sperm in each pop, multiplied by nine RPG enthuaists. 2 1/4 billion a week seems like more than enough to go around, unless Judge is regularly popping down for a half in his favourite jug now that all his favourite bars are closing down.Judges withdrawals aside, that 2 1/4 billion a week is still being donated by the bedsit dwelling, benefit thieving branch less family tree sorts, and should be cause for concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 I suppose Brony could pop down a couple of times a week and fart into a specimen pot. That's should contibute a few hundred millilitres to the cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 These cunts ought to put an advert on this site. There are plenty of wankers on here with fuck all else to do. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 These cunts ought to put an advert on this site. There are plenty of wankers on here with fuck all else to do. Just a thought.You feel there aren't enough cunts in this country already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 These cunts ought to put an advert on this site. There are plenty of wankers on here with fuck all else to do. Just a thought.They will all be behind you in the queue then won't they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Not surprised the UK has 9 registered sperm donors. It would seem all the wankers came over here for their holidays. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I could be wrong but I think these places are looking for freshly produced sperm straight from a cock and not day old jizz excreted from Neils arse, hence the reason he isn't visitor No 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Not surprised the UK has 9 registered sperm donors. It would seem all the wankers came over here for their holidays....whereas all the aussie ones head over here, stand behind the nearest bar and start pulling pints. I don't think they even apply for the job, they just do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Keith could take in a few of his socks for them to wring out, although I can't even begin to imagine what depths of depravity the next generation would sink to, being chock full of shit-covered hairy michelin men, without inhibitions, intelligence, or sense of personal hygiene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Chock full of shit-covered hairy michelin men, without inhibitions, intelligence, or sense of personal hygiene.You've never been to Hull, have you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 You've never been to Hull, have you?In all seriousness, no I haven't. I was supposed to go through work last year, but it was cancelled. Judging by your comment Decs, I can add "thank fuck" to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 They will all be behind you in the queue then won't they.I fucking wish. Remember the time when you got a stiffie for no reason whatsoever? Fuck me, if i'd known about these sperm banks then i could have made a fucking fortune! Sadly those days are long gone. I need a lot more stimulation than a few wank mags to bring me to the point of ejaculation nowadays. I can't say i'm happy about it, but it comes to us all......or not.....as the case may be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 These cunts ought to put an advert on this site. There are plenty of wankers on here with fuck all else to do. Just a thought.however much they try and make a "deposit" this type of bank isn't really suitable for online access via the interweb. It makes a real mess of the screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 (edited) This doesn't surprise me in the least. I mean, what if you donate and then 20 years later some bald hairy lesbo sues you for child support? Aside from the money, no one will believe that you donated to a cum bank, everyone will think you knobbed the hairy bald lesbo.I dont know about you lot, but I have a rep to maintain, and I wouldn't want people thinking I've been sniffing around shaven headed, hirsute rug munchers. Edited September 3, 2015 by deebom Penfold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Baws will be gutted as Parkinsons isn't hereditary. Still number one on the Properkhunt Scale of Offensive Maladies TM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Fucking hell!,never mind all that bollocks about pubs going out of business,it seems like things certainly 'aint what they used to be'.No coincidence,more pooftahs less wankingJust realised...hope they dont mean kebabs!,thought that garlic sauce tasted funnyDidn't you used to work there. Got the push when caught drinking on the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Only nine wankers in Britain? Fuck me, there's more than that on here. And I include myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Just realised...hope they dont mean kebabs!,thought that garlic sauce tasted funnyFunny story from the US of A today about a couple who have a mixed race baby because the "donation" from the sperm bank made a clerical error. that's a fucking error and a half as they live in a white dominant area and the extended family are intolerant racist types. On second thoughts its not so funny as tragic, especially from the innocent Childs perspective.Of course they are suing the wankbank because as we know in America, money is the cure to all problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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