Guest Snatch Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I still miss London though.You'd feel like a foreigner in your own country,believe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You really think they are one and the same? I know Wad was a total cunt but at least it could string half a sentence together.I very much doubt they're one and the same. Two totally different types of crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You'd feel like a foreigner in your own country,believe me.I know. I was last time I was in the UK was around three ago visiting family in London, Berkhamstead and Aylesbury. As soon as I got off the plane at Luton airport I was confronted by a customs official that could barely string a coherent sentence together in English, some Eastern European cunt checking my passport to see if I allowed in. You couldn't make it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I've tried driving in Amsterdam. What a fucking chore that is. Not only have you got to dodge the other Johnny Foreigners that are stupid enough to bring a car into the centre but you have the trams and the high as a kite yokels on pushbikes as you avoid driving into the canal because you've been distracted by another window display. The M25 is a doddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 ... because you've been distracted by another window display. ....So why take a car into the centre of an ancient and beautiful city with many arresting and alluring 'tourist attractions'..?I'll be fucked if I'm going to Dam and having my licence even in the same fucking country..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 If if a car crash where you are hit from behind on purpose is your fault then the laws of physics need to be completely changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Hey, Slickers you arse. Did I tell you I have got a bike. As I ride down Gasworks Street past the Whippet Farm, I can see Tripe Colony in the distance. I then often dismount, cast my gaze over the Cotton Mills and the Flat Cap assembly plant and think," I wish I was as clever as that Bill-Stickers bloke. He seems like a gradely chap" Then reality reasserts itself and I remember you are really nothing but an online bully who has no friends, no life, and I hope you get invited to a Michael Barrymore pool party. Hail Stickers, King of Cunts. Now what was this thread about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Hey, Slickers you arse. Did I tell you I have got a bike. As I ride down Gasworks Street past the Whippet Farm, I can see Tripe Colony in the distance. I then often dismount, cast my gaze over the Cotton Mills and the Flat Cap assembly plant and think," I wish I was as clever as that Bill-Stickers bloke. He seems like a gradely chap" Then reality reasserts itself and I remember you are really nothing but an online bully who has no friends, no life, and I hope you get invited to a Michael Barrymore pool party. Hail Stickers, King of Cunts. Now what was this thread about?Is the black pudding factory still there? You know, the one next to the clog shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Is the black pudding factory still there? You know, the one next to the clog shop.I enjoy the sterotypes of the place which, unfortunately are now very far from the reality of my home city. All the industry has gone and the local youth are identical to those everywhere else. The estate dialect is ugly, is in the Gallagher brothers accents. It is an interesting place with lots of history, some good and some bad. Despite everything, I have on intention of ever leaving and consider everywhere else to be shit and even fuller of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) I enjoy the sterotypes of the place which, unfortunately are now very far from the reality of my home city. All the industry has gone and the local youth are identical to those everywhere else. The estate dialect is ugly, is in the Gallagher brothers accents. It is an interesting place with lots of history, some good and some bad. Despite everything, I have on intention of ever leaving and consider everywhere else to be shit and even fuller of cunts.I hate stereotyping. So I just ignore it and get on with my life of selling lucky heather, telling fortunes, cursing people, dancing barefoot with a tambourine and fencing nicked lead Edited October 20, 2015 by camberwell gypsy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I hate stereotyping. So I just ignore it and get on with my life of selling lucky heather, telling fortunes, cursing people, dancing barefoot with a tambourine and fencing nicked leadScouser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I enjoy the sterotypes of the place which, unfortunately are now very far from the reality of my home city. All the industry has gone and the local youth are identical to those everywhere else. The estate dialect is ugly, is in the Gallagher brothers accents. It is an interesting place with lots of history, some good and some bad. Despite everything, I have on intention of ever leaving and consider everywhere else to be shit and even fuller of cunts.The repeated assertion that people on this site bully others is nothing short of pathetic. How the fuck do you cunts function in life if you let people 'bully' you on a site called Cunts Corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 The repeated assertion that people on this site bully others is nothing short of pathetic. How the fuck do you cunts function in life if you let people 'bully' you on a site called Cunts Corner? I like this site because of cunts like you having a go. It is the other poor little souls I am worried about. Did I tell you I've got a bike ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 "You're a cunt, no you're a cunt", because that's what it usually amounts to, is hardly hard-core bullying.If you don't like what's being said then don't go on the site. Apart from having a few laughs nobody really cares if anyone goes and doesn't come back.And you're all cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Scouser?No thanks I've already eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 "You're a cunt, no you're a cunt", because that's what it usually amounts to, is hardly hard-core bullying.If you don't like what's being said then don't go on the site. Apart from having a few laughs nobody really cares if anyone goes and doesn't come back.And you're all cunts.Thats what some of us have been trying say all along but certain others think it's hardcore shoot yourself stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 How the fuck do you cunts function in life if you let people 'bully' you on a site called Cunts Corner? Give us yer milk money, ya fuckin' spastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I like driving, and I live in that London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 You want to drive in Melbourne. Every cunt has a dirty big 4WD. Biggest cunts on the road anywhere. I have driven in England, and its a fucking fairy tale compared to here. And you think you have a problem with speed cameras? They are fucking everywhere here, and have a 4 kmh tolerance, which is lower that the 10% speedo error allowed for in the design rules. Money grubbing cunts. Driving in Melbourne can inhale a phallus.And I ride a bike too. Take a photo of that, why don't you. Cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) Yes the Isle of Sanday is a real cunt when you get stuck behind 2 tractors.I walked out there 20 odd years ago. It really is the arse end of beyond! Whoops.... That was Sandaig not Sanday. Edited October 21, 2015 by cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Baws we've never really got to know one another. Shyness and stuff often holds me back in a relationship. I think it's time we shared a little something together. I like you... a lot.He's after your arse Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 I think Frank is more likely to end up as one of those, "before turning the gun on himself" headlines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 I very much doubt they're one and the same. Two totally different types of crazy.That pmail from the sheep to our antipodean friend was pure, undiluted, classic wad. Southern never saw it as the thick cunt sent it to me instead, presumably by mistake. Then she spent the next 48 hours trying to apologise, fuck knows why. If there's any doubt about the wad/profb link I'm sure one of the modmins could either confirm or correct the notion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 He's after your arse Baws.After ploughing through the crispy cobwebs of your ancient dried up hairy, I'll take any old hole. Bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 After ploughing through the crispy cobwebs of your ancient dried up hairy, I'll take any old hole. Bint.I'm chuffed to see you prefaced your preference with "old." It would be a huge disappointment if you had regressed that far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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