scotty Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 This particular cunt got done on the old site, but it definitely bears repeating. As I pointed out at the time;"Can I get".Three words that ought to be prohibited in the UK under pain of death. If that can't be achieved, there should be an unwritten convention that anybody saying them is to be given a fucking good kicking by the nearest group of people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) If you continue to use different sized fonts and other fancy shit, I promise with all my heart to track you down and hang you from a tree. anglicized, adj.Pronunciation: Brit. /ˈaŋɡlᵻsʌɪzd/ , U.S. /ˈæŋɡləˌsaɪzd/ Forms: see anglicize v. and -ed suffix1.Etymology: < anglicize v. + -ed suffix1. Made English (or British) in character; spec. (of a word, phrase, etc.) borrowed or rendered into English.Prick.If you continue to use different sized fonts and other fancy shit, I promise with all my heart to track you down and hang you from a tree. Good luck with that.. Prick... .........creme de la creme............It's "crème de la crème", see the difference?It's French don-cha-know.. you're missing the grave... in more ways than I care to mention...Prick. Edited October 23, 2015 by DingTheRioja Use of ellipsis to comment on a section of a post is fine, otherwise do not alter or amend quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 anglicized, adj.Pronunciation: Brit. /ˈaŋɡlᵻsʌɪzd/ , U.S. /ˈæŋɡləˌsaɪzd/ Forms: see anglicize v. and -ed suffix1.Etymology: < anglicize v. + -ed suffix1. Made English (or British) in character; spec. (of a word, phrase, etc.) borrowed or rendered into English.Prick.Good luck with that.. Prick... It's "crème de la crème", see the difference?It's French don-cha-know.. you're missing the grave... in more ways than I care to mention...Prick.The use of the word 'prick' tends to suggest that one has been hurt. Using it three times in one post and you're probably crying inside. Mop up those tears with your croysainT. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 I hate it when a caff is pronounced"c'faay". We have a greasy spoon in Camberwell which for some reason has attracted pretentious middle class wankers who say "c'faay". Its a fucking caff you bastards.It'll probably have a rest room by now and be serving a thanksgiving supper ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 It'll probably have a rest room by nowor a bathroom for the yank speak cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) The use of the word 'prick' tends to suggest that one has been hurt. Using it three times in one post and you're probably crying inside. Mop up those tears with your croysainT. Cretin. Hurt? By a pseudo intellectual on some random interwebby, who pretends he is greek, and tries to explain English to an Englishman..??? I will highlight, in red, the particular areas of note;-pseudo-intellectual, adj. and n.Pronunciation: Brit. /ˌs(j)uːdəʊˌɪntᵻˈlɛktjᵿl/ , /ˌs(j)uːdəʊˌɪntᵻˈlɛktʃʊəl/ , /ˌs(j)uːdəʊˌɪntᵻˈlɛktʃ(ᵿ)l/ , /ˌs(j)uːdəʊˌɪntᵻˈlɛktjʊəl/ , U.S. /ˈˌsudoʊˌɪn(t)əˈlɛk(t)ʃ(əw)əl/ Etymology: < pseudo- comb. form + intellectual adj. A. adj. Spuriously intellectual; falsely supposed or purporting to be intellectual; (hence) intellectually pretentious or affected. Does that give you a clue?Prick. Edited October 23, 2015 by DingTheRioja commas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Hurt? By a pseudo intellectual on some random interwebby, who pretends he is greek, and tries to explain English to an Englishman..??? I will highlight, in red, the particular areas of note;- Does that give you a clue?Prick.Duly noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Duly noted. Un café crème, s'il vous plaît. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Unless she's able to take them off Gongers it would have to be in her presence.Or do you mean when she's awake?See, that's fucking funny. And only I liked it. Humourless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 along with this creeping "yankwank" speak is another related symptom of this phenomena Fancied a simple repast of cheese and bread so popped into Tesco to buy said items. Apparently the cheese is extra slow matured.....I suppose this is as opposed to fucking fast matured or thrown out the dairy as soon as it solidifies variety, who thinks this stuff up. You cannot slow mature....time is a constant not a variable.There are countless examples of this everywhere...the honest burger company...what is it comparing itself to, the disgracefully cheating on my brother with his wife and stealing his cheque book burger company. Politicians are the worst offenders at this creating sentences that have no meaning at all....my absolute worst one is when a politician, when presented with hard facts, simply states that he does not accept that....Cameron is the one who most commonly uses that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 "I was like, and he was like, and they were like........"No trial, straight to fucking execution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 You cannot slow mature....time is a constant not a variable. explain this then, pulled Paris HIlton, woke up with zsa zsa gabor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 explain this then, pulled Paris HIlton, woke up with zsa zsa gabor.pulled Paris Hilton.........more like pulled pork you cunt. geddit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 pulled Paris Hilton.........more like pulled pork you cunt. geddit.dont judge us all by the goings on of neil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 time is a constant not a variable. N'uh uh. Ever hear of relativity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 dont judge us all by the goings on of neil...He's not the only desperate wanker on here, I have been married for 16 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 N'uh uh. Ever hear of relativity?Yeah, my relatives are all cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) N'uh uh. Ever hear of relativity?an unproven theory....I have tried it by swinging a clock on a long string very very fast....no time acceleration at all....Einstein was a cunt. Edited October 23, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 an unproven theory....I have tried it by swinging a clock on a long string very very fast....no time acceleration at all....Einstein was a cunt. Unproven? I suppose you think they just made up "Planet Of The Apes"? And why do you reckon Hugh Hefner insisted that none of his Playboy Twins ever applied for astronaut training? Nobody wants to fuck the old twin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 N'uh uh. Ever hear of relativity?Load of cobblers... fat bloke down the pub said so...He's not the only desperate wanker on here, I have been married for 16 years!10 here... so not quite as desperate, nearly, but not quite...Unproven? I suppose you think they just made up "Planet Of The Apes"? And why do you reckon Hugh Hefner insisted that none of his Playboy Twins ever applied for astronaut training? Nobody wants to fuck the old twin!I'd fuck the older Bunny... even if they were from the first few issues.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 He's not the only desperate wanker on here, I have been married for 16 years!Isn't 15 the year of brimstone? You've made it past a milestone as marriage goes. Keep up whatever you're doing, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Sleaze, inelegance and pitilessness from the site's resident spectacle.Truly an inspiration to us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 I'm getting pretty sick of cunts saying 'super' lately, as in ''I've been super busy!'' or ''It's been super hot this week!''. So if you're one of these sheep brained cunts that have picked this annoying habit up, fuck off and stop it you super fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 49 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I'm getting pretty sick of cunts saying 'super' lately, as in ''I've been super busy!'' or ''It's been super hot this week!''. So if you're one of these sheep brained cunts that have picked this annoying habit up, fuck off and stop it you super fucking cunt. Super post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 On 22/10/2015 at 10:16 PM, DingTheRioja said: Imply? My in-laws say "restaurong" or something so equally fucking stupid that I close my ears to their mutterings on a daily basis... There is a FUCKING T ON THE END IN ENGLISH YOU CUNTS!!! You mean, "Is there a pedantic cunt who would like to help me? I think I may have fucked up my grammer a tad... what-ho chaps...." On 23/10/2015 at 9:17 AM, DingTheRioja said: anglicized, adj. Pronunciation: Brit. /ˈaŋɡlᵻsʌɪzd/ , U.S. /ˈæŋɡləˌsaɪzd/ Forms: see anglicize v. and -ed suffix1. Etymology: < anglicize v. + -ed suffix1. Made English (or British) in character; spec. (of a word, phrase, etc.) borrowed or rendered into English. Prick. Good luck with that.. Prick... It's "crème de la crème", see the difference? It's French don-cha-know.. you're missing the grave... in more ways than I care to mention... Prick. On 23/10/2015 at 0:43 PM, DingTheRioja said: Hurt? By a pseudo intellectual on some random interwebby, who pretends he is greek, and tries to explain English to an Englishman..??? I will highlight, in red, the particular areas of note;- Does that give you a clue? Prick. On 23/10/2015 at 3:34 PM, DingTheRioja said: Un café crème, s'il vous plaît. On 23/10/2015 at 7:45 PM, DingTheRioja said: Load of cobblers... fat bloke down the pub said so... 10 here... so not quite as desperate, nearly, but not quite... I'd fuck the older Bunny... even if they were from the first few issues.... 58 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Super post! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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