Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Apparently these are the latest Xmas must have for hipsters. Mavis, fire up the bark stripper! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Plenty of room in the bark stripper for these cunts too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently these are the latest Xmas must have for hipsters. Mavis, fire up the bark stripper! Fuck that, just light a match and hold it under the mincers beards. Nothing encapsulates the magic of the holiday season quite like the smell of burning hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Plenty of room in the bark stripper for these cunts too! Come now Baws...it seems that the Muslims cannot win sometimes.....when they refuse to celebrate our festivals ,you label them isolationist twats and killjoys and then, when they do make an effort like this chap who is really trying to integrate and party on down......what do you do.....offer to feed them into a bark stripper. Make up your mind will you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently these are the latest Xmas must have for hipsters. Mavis, fire up the bark stripper! ZZ Top have aged well haven't they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently these are the latest Xmas must have for hipsters. Mavis, fire up the bark stripper! They look like they've been taking it in turns going down on Tinkerbell and ended up with a load of pixie dust on their cunt faces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: ZZ Top have aged well haven't they. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 minutes ago, Frank. said: Idiot. You appear to have taken a dislike to Luke, Frank. What's your beef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Just now, Frank. said: Idiot. well don't use the mirror then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: You appear to have taken a dislike to Luke, Frank. What's your beef? Stop asking questions you fucking stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 minutes ago, Frank. said: Stop asking questions you fucking stupid cunt. I understand that it's difficult for you at this time of year. The homeless shelter is a pale imitation of a loving family home, with its threadbare three foot tree, lumpy gravy and full of waifs who either want to rape or kill you. But there's no need to be rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: You appear to have taken a dislike to Luke, Frank. What's your beef? I know Decimus....I am quite worried and can hardly sip my beer with my trembling hand.....you don't think he will hurt me do you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I know Decimus....I am quite worried and can hardly sip my beer with my trembling hand.....you don't think he will hurt me do you. A man with nothing to lose is the most dangerous of all Gods creatures. Luckily for you, Frank has recently imagined himself a new boat and has something to live for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 1 minute ago, Decimus said: A man with nothing to lose is the most dangerous of all Gods creatures. Luckily for you, Frank has recently imagined himself a new boat and has something to live for. Well see if you can have a word with him will you mate.....you two have known each other for years and that must count for something eh......I really do not think I could stand another broadside Cunting like the one he administered above. You do know he called me an Idiot earlier, I cannot compete with that sort of firepower and regret trying to act big here. Tell him I did not mean it will you... please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Plenty of room in the bark stripper for these cunts too! Exploding baubles. Is that their new tactic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Well see if you can have a word with him will you mate.....you two have known each other for years and that must count for something eh......I really do not think I could stand another broadside Cunting like the one he administered above. You do know he called me an Idiot earlier, I cannot compete with that sort of firepower and regret trying to act big here. Tell him I did not mean it will you... please. I can't promise anything, afterall the man is a massive fucking bellend. Keep strong, I know you've got it in you to survive the big guns of "pile of shit" and "kill yourself". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Frank is just a little bit touchy tonight. He had a bit of an incident at the hospital. He popped into A&E with a broken finger, but the nurses took one look at the state of him lying on the gurney and tried to switch him off. Needless to say, its left him a little bit self-conscious about his appearance. He is especially embarrassed about the new medical bib they have given him, to catch all the dribble falling out of his toothless, ulcerated gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: I understand that it's difficult for you at this time of year. The homeless shelter is a pale imitation of a loving family home, with its threadbare three foot tree, lumpy gravy and full of waifs who either want to rape or kill you. But there's no need to be rude. Decs, I'm going away next week on the family hols. I will, as promised, leave you with a very special seasonal nom to see you into the New Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 5 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Exploding baubles. Is that their new tactic? A completely worthless post to add to your growing collection. E for content, D for effort. Must try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 1 minute ago, Frank. said: Decs, I'm going away next week on the family hols. I will, as promised, leave you with a very special seasonal nom to see you into the New Year. It can't be any worse than the steaming pile of special needs shite you deposited here last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 16 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A completely worthless post to add to your growing collection. E for content, D for effort. Must try harder. Thank-you Mr Stickers sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 I thought this may be another addition to Rogers Profanisuarus in Viz 'A gentleman with a glistening, moist chin having just sampled the oral delights of a young 'un' also known as a 'Glitters Beard' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 This Frank chappie seems a bit of a rum Turkey and not someone to be trifled with. Can somebody list his mates for me so I don'tt walk into a bacon tree. Sorry, hambush, er I mean ambush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 44 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I know Decimus....I am quite worried and can hardly sip my beer with my trembling hand.....you don't think he will hurt me do you. Alas, I believe Frank maybe sporting a beard to go with his new boat so that he resembles Captain Birdseye. Although I think the only nautical thing he will be doing will be leaving his second mate, Seaman Staynes, everywhere he goes. In answer to your question, Will he hurt you? Well, it depends if you have any lubricant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Alas, I believe Frank maybe sporting a beard to go with his new boat so that he resembles Captain Birdseye. Although I think the only nautical thing he will be doing will be leaving his second mate, Seaman Staynes, everywhere he goes. In answer to your question, Will he hurt you? Well, it depends if you have any lubricant. Drew, when I saw that you had posted, I was certainly fearing the worst. I have been pleasantly surprised, your post is only a little bit shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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