Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: You see what you have gone and done now...you insensitive twat Lets face it Luke, you're a poor man's bill stickers , however you're still better than frank by a country mile. Ps the use of 'twat' makes you appear like a cheap northener, I suggest 'cunt' in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Lets face it Luke, you're a poor man's bill stickers , however you're still better than frank by a country mile. Ps the use of 'twat' makes you appear like a cheap northener, I suggest 'cunt' in the future. thank you for your kind words Eddie....it means a lot to me that I am slowly climbing the greasy cunt pole and may someday be allowed to join the top table. I am confident that you have control of yourself again because I was concerned you might be going cunt supernova. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 hour ago, scotty said: βλάκας Yes, yes he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 27 minutes ago, luke swarm said: thank you for your kind words Eddie....it means a lot to me that I am slowly climbing the greasy cunt pole and may someday be allowed to join the top table. I am confident that you have control of yourself again because I was concerned you might be going cunt supernova. Is it grease, on that pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Fortunately for me, McDonald's have an equal opportunities disability quota they need to fill. Unfortunately bill, a lot of disabilities are a direct result of morbid obesity. So I suppose mcdonalds have a moral obligation to support those they have beckoned along that path, like sirens on the ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Absolutely fucking pitiful. Sort yourself out you boring cunt. You're right, decs.. I have absolutely nothing to offer. My confidence has gone and if I'm honest, I don't think I'll last the winter. I lied about the holiday in Sri Lanka. I've bought myself a SAD lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 4 minutes ago, Frank. said: You're right, decs.. I have absolutely nothing to offer. My confidence has gone and if I'm honest, I don't think I'll last the winter. I lied about the holiday in Sri Lanka. I've bought myself a SAD lamp. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Idiot I think so, Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 minute ago, Frank. said: I think so, Ed. Pick yourself up for pity sake, you're acting like a luke swarm type invalid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Just now, Eddie said: Pick yourself up for pity sake, you're acting like a luke swarm type invalid. I've never been so down, Ed. Depression really takes a hold during the winter months. I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 minute ago, Frank. said: I've never been so down, Ed. Depression really takes a hold during the winter months. I don't know. Kill luke then take your own life, it's the only way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Kill luke then take your own life, it's the only way. If there's one cunt on here that I thought I could open up to.. it was you, Ed. A proper working class, lottery playing, semi-detached... lucky dip-flid fucking chancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 minutes ago, Frank. said: If there's one cunt on here that I thought I could open up to.. it was you, Ed. A proper working class, lottery playing, semi-detached... lucky dip-flid fucking chancer. Sorry to disappoint, you're just not a very good judge of character, the old frank wouldn't have made such a school boy error, the sun has finally set. Goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 you fucking dopey cunt Eddie..... sorry I meant Twat....now look what's happened....you gave Frank an opening and he has posted something funny that forced a like out of me. Never forgive you for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you fucking dopey cunt Eddie..... sorry I meant Twat....now look what's happened....you gave Frank an opening and he has posted something funny that forced a like out of me. Never forgive you for this. You're right Luke, fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sorry to disappoint, you're just not a very good judge of character, the old frank wouldn't have made such a school boy error, the sun has finally set. Goodbye. 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: you fucking dopey cunt Eddie..... sorry I meant Twat....now look what's happened....you gave Frank an opening and he has posted something funny that forced a like out of me. Never forgive you for this. I'm the star of this show, luke. Don't you ever fucking forget it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 11 minutes ago, Frank. said: I'm the star of this show, luke. Don't you ever fucking forget it! the word on cunt street is that you are past it old man......the younger cunts no longer respect you Frank and are laughing at you behind your back......cant you hear them...listen closely snigger snigger.......time to face it Frank.you are spent and best take the painful bleach route out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Frank, you maudlin ironmonger. Remember I am your ponce, so get back out on the game toute de fucking suite. I've made a home video, proper. It stars me and features strobe lighting. I'd like to premier it here before it goes nationwide tomorrow night, but thought it prudent to PM it to you first. It might just give this fucking hole the lift it's been crying out for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: You're right Luke, fuck. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 5 minutes ago, Frank. said: It might just give this fucking hole the lift it's been crying out for. What would really give this fucking hole a lift is your death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: In that case, be sure to wear your shitty flannels and you're in. I aced the interview without wearing them. I just turned up with no pants at all and my cock in a turnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 38 minutes ago, Frank. said: If there's one cunt on here that I thought I could open up to.. it was you, Ed. A proper working class, lottery playing, semi-detached... lucky dip-flid fucking chancer. Eddie, you should get a quote from a funeral home about getting this on your gravestone. A perfect eulogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Eddie, you should get a quote from a funeral home about getting this on your gravestone. A perfect eulogy. I wish I could afford a semi detached home, and as for working class , if only. Good luck tomorrow bill with your interview, the police set you up in that toilet, George Michel style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 30 minutes ago, Frank. said: I've made a home video, proper. It stars me and features strobe lighting. I'd like to premier it here before it goes nationwide tomorrow night, but thought it prudent to PM it to you first. It might just give this fucking hole the lift it's been crying out for. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 hour ago, Frank. said: I've never been so down, Ed. Depression really takes a hold during the winter months. I don't know. I know we've had our differences Frank, but I'm here if you need to talk and I'm a good listener. A good listener and absolute gold medal standard at not giving a flying fuck. Make it clean so no poor cunt has to clean up the mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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