Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 For the last few weeks BBC breakfast has been running a series of segments to do with funerals, end of life care, children dying at birth etc. Fucking cunts seem obsessed by it, great way to start the day BBC, load of cunts! It does make me contemplate the demise of one or two on here though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Can't say I'd noticed, but what boils my piss is that every R4 news bulletin seems to have a story about some new drug or treatment which is going to keep us all alive for longer, followed immediately by an economic statement about the country being unable to pay pensions so we'll all have to work until we fucking drop. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 23 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: For the last few weeks BBC breakfast has been running a series of segments to do with funerals, end of life care, children dying at birth etc. Fucking cunts seem obsessed by it, great way to start the day BBC, load of cunts! It does make me contemplate the demise of one or two on here though. My advice? A stubby shotgun can be fired into one's own mouth by using the feet to pull the trigger. Try it out and let me know how you get on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 35 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: My advice? A stubby shotgun can be fired into one's own mouth by using the feet to pull the trigger. Try it out and let me know how you get on. Or death by Neil. It's a variant of Chinese water torture. The victim is tied to a table and has to endure the constant drops of semen which emit from Neils ever active cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Or death by Neil. It's a variant of Chinese water torture. The victim is tied to a table and has to endure the constant drops of semen which emit from Neils ever active cock. I reckon the smell would get you before anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: My advice? A stubby shotgun can be fired into one's own mouth by using the feet to pull the trigger. Try it out and let me know how you get on. Only if you stand directly behind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Hardly surprising is it? I mean they give blanket coverage to Formula 1, which is pretty much a sign of the impending apocalypse. Real 'end of our days' stuff that is. All this Brekafast TV stuff is merely carrying on that trend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 There are also shitloads of adverts on at present for funeral insurance, all very seasonal and jolly. I guess the rapacious fucking cunts in the finance sector needed to change tack after their little PPI number was rumbled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: There are also shitloads of adverts on at present for funeral insurance, all very seasonal and jolly. I guess the rapacious fucking cunts in the finance sector needed to change tack after their little PPI number was rumbled. Is that Frank and the Sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 If the past is anything to go by, give it a few years and the "experts" will have decided that cancer is actually good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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