Guest MikeD Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 I don't think I've seen the phrase "seen one, seen 'em all" more appropriately used than when describing this load of fucking wank. Apparently these cunts get huge audiences as well. ISIS, if you're listening, we'll forgive this attack if you could find the time for just one huge, well-placed fucking bomb at the next gathering of these fuck-wit bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 That's the sound of my uncle Silas having a shit after a skinful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Once upon a time we would have locked up mentally retarded spastics like this and leave them to the mercy of some psychopath with an ice pick and a doctors coat . Nowadays we give them multi million pound record deals and call them 'artists'. Last time I checked, imitating the noises made by Cassie Laine after the climax of a particularly enthusiastic face fucking does not equate to painting the fucking Mona Lisa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Ffs, were there no Japanese whaling vessels nearby to harpoon the cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 He's not even that good really, there are far better beatboxers than him. I wouldn't expect you bunch of old men what lives with their mums, to appreciate this. I've seen the shite you post in the music thread. My mate Beardyman is an amazing beatboxer, makes a good living out of it too. Google him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 What a silly fucking cunt. He needs a good bitch-slapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 1 hour ago, deebom said: He's not even that good really, there are far better beatboxers than him. I wouldn't expect you bunch of old men what lives with their mums, to appreciate this. I've seen the shite you post in the music thread. My mate Beardyman is an amazing beatboxer, makes a good living out of it too. Google him. Your a bit old for this nonsense DB, it's time to sell the bmx, stop tagging Lewisham hill and snap your skate board in half. I don't want you playing with beardyman any more, he is a bad influence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 5 hours ago, deebom said: He's not even that good really, there are far better beatboxers than him. I wouldn't expect you bunch of old men what lives with their mums, to appreciate this. I've seen the shite you post in the music thread. My mate Beardyman is an amazing beatboxer, makes a good living out of it too. Google him. Being at the ripe old age of 23, I can confirm that beatboxing is a load of wank, and this Beardyman cunt should do the world a favour and go drown in his fathers sperm. P.S: You have shit taste in music and should probably fill your ears with cement before hanging yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 5 hours ago, deebom said: He's not even that good really, there are far better beatboxers than him. I wouldn't expect you bunch of old men what lives with their mums, to appreciate this. I've seen the shite you post in the music thread. My mate Beardyman is an amazing beatboxer, makes a good living out of it too. Google him. I'm good friends with beardymans cousin and I've seen him live a few times when I was living over in Bristol. He is good, but he aint no Rahzel. I agree with you that it is a great skill, and likely to fall on deaf ears here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm good friends with beardymans cousin and I've seen him live a few times when I was living over in Bristol. He is good, but he aint no Rahzel. I agree with you that it is a great skill, and likely to fall on deaf ears here. Bill , I can imagine you as some sort of Ali G type cunt , gangsta rap pumping out of a low powered shit car with a big exhaust pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 I saw the title of this nomination and assumed it must be something to do with masturbation. I see that I was correct. The youth of today are cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 5 hours ago, deebom said: He's not even that good really, there are far better beatboxers than him. I wouldn't expect you bunch of old men what lives with their mums, to appreciate this. I've seen the shite you post in the music thread. My mate Beardyman is an amazing beatboxer, makes a good living out of it too. Google him. Deeb....I used to have a lot of respect for you when I joined this site, however that is fading fast....first you reveal yourself as some kind of graffiti artist cunt and now this admiration for these stupid turds who can make silly unintelligible uninteresting bop bop noises....get a fucking grip and grow up you middle aged sweater wearing arsewipe...what next an admiration for hip hop or gansta rap. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 What a load of utter fucking shite. A load of cap wearing, middle class cunts from Esher making noises like a clapped out Vauxhall Vectra. All whilst waving their Elizabeth Duke jewellery bedecked hands about like a fucking demented squid. Do yourselves a fucking favour and whack on a bit of Coldplay. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Deeb....I used to have a lot of respect for you when I joined this site, however that is fading fast....first you reveal yourself as some kind of graffiti artist cunt and now this admiration for these stupid turds who can make silly unintelligible uninteresting bop bop noises....get a fucking grip and grow up you middle aged sweater wearing arsewipe...what next an admiration for hip hop or gansta rap. . Luke, he's the "scatman", his laptop history is full of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Boom kah chah kah boom jah! The sound resulting from a suicide vest going off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 6 hours ago, Eddie said: Bill , I can imagine you as some sort of Ali G type cunt , gangsta rap pumping out of a low powered shit car with a big exhaust pipe. Marvelous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Marvelous. Respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Bollox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 8 hours ago, Decimus said: What a load of utter fucking shite. A load of cap wearing, middle class cunts from Esher making noises like a clapped out Vauxhall Vectra. All whilst waving their Elizabeth Duke jewellery bedecked hands about like a fucking demented squid. Do yourselves a fucking favour and whack on a bit of Coldplay. Cunts. Fucking hell Decimus, you had me on your side up until that bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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