Guest MikeD Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Fucking hell, I never even knew that this shite is still televised. Who the fuck wants to watch these walking steroid shops attempt to lift ten times their own fucking body weight? The only possible entertainment would be a heart attack on tv or if they were lifting a car, lorry or some other ludicrous fucking object and exploded like they'd just stepped on a fucking land mine. Not that I'd say that to their face of course...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Most of them from north of Watford , 88" chest , 44" neck and 4" head. Stupid thick cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 http://youtu.be/comXRGfreHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Whilst I have to admire the effort, genetics and amount of substance abuse to achieve this, I have to ask what is the point when everything is so mechanised since the industrial revolution. For example, I cant pick up my car but I can make it fly along at 80mph with 4 other people in it using just my right foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 25 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Whilst I have to admire the effort, genetics and amount of substance abuse to achieve this, I have to ask what is the point when everything is so mechanised since the industrial revolution. For example, I cant pick up my car but I can make it fly along at 80mph with 4 other people in it using just my right foot. I wish you'ld steer it into a fucking tree and all perish in the fireball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 38 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish you'ld steer it into a fucking tree and all perish in the fireball. Harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Harsh Harsh, but fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 4 hours ago, MikeD said: Fucking hell, I never even knew that this shite is still televised. Who the fuck wants to watch these walking steroid shops attempt to lift ten times their own fucking body weight? The only possible entertainment would be a heart attack on tv or if they were lifting a car, lorry or some other ludicrous fucking object and exploded like they'd just stepped on a fucking land mine. Not that I'd say that to their face of course...... I once watched one of these cuntfests on the tele, and the one oversized bastard put a rope in his teeth which was secured to the axle of a locomotive, and pulled it down the tracks with his teeth. I remember I just kept wishing every fucking tooth would become embedded in the rope and then the rope would rip through the flesh of his moon shaped faced and tear his head in two. There are certainly easier ways to move a locomotive, for example, have an engineer get in, start the fucker up, and put it in gear and throttle up. I think even Profb could muster the brain power to manage that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Don't all these steroid abusing man mountains end up with tiny frank like cocks?, where's the judge when you need him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Don't all these steroid abusing man mountains end up with tiny frank like cocks?, where's the judge when you heed him. Frank IS a tiny cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Don't all these steroid abusing man mountains end up with tiny frank like cocks?, where's the judge when you heed him. That's it, some cunt has been slipping steroids into my food. That's my story and I'm fucking sticking to it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 7 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Frank IS a tiny cock No,Frank IS a MASSIVE cock. He HAS a TINY cock. Do you see the difference here Scroters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 7 hours ago, Eddie said: Don't all these steroid abusing man mountains end up with tiny frank like cocks?, where's the judge when you need him. His dry, formless posts are missed, when compared to the ever growing mountain of steaming pig shit Ape posts. Don't know what you've got until it's gone, and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 49 minutes ago, Snatch said: No,Frank IS a MASSIVE cock. He HAS a TINY cock. Do you see the difference here Scroters? I feel truly humbled Snatch , you are quite correct , and even I , a low French peasant can see that. I will p.m you my address so that you can call round and give me a good kicking. That is assuming you have the intelligence to get across the Dover Straits unaided you CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: His dry, formless posts are missed, when compared to the ever growing mountain of steaming pig shit Ape posts. Don't know what you've got until it's gone, and all. Dear oh dear! One little remark about your use of "lumber mill" and you are naming me in posts left, right and centre. Touchy cunt, aren't you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: I feel truly humbled Snatch , you are quite correct , and even I , a low French peasant can see that. I will p.m you my address so that you can call round and give me a good kicking. That is assuming you have the intelligence to get across the Dover Straits unaided you CUNT. I could be closer than you think surrender monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 The chap who helps out with my mothers garden is a "drug free" seniors powerlifter and assures me that 100% of these competitors are on drugs. So why are our PC tv bosses putting these obscene steroid abusing cunts on the Tv ? Maybe the producers of these shows are drug addled faggots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: The chap who helps out with my mothers garden is a "drug free" seniors powerlifter and assures me that 100% of these competitors are on drugs. So why are our PC tv bosses putting these obscene steroid abusing cunts on the Tv ? Maybe the producers of these shows are drug addled faggots. You're much better that Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: The chap who helps out with my mothers garden is a "drug free" seniors powerlifter and assures me that 100% of these competitors are on drugs. So why are our PC tv bosses putting these obscene steroid abusing cunts on the Tv ? Maybe the producers of these shows are drug addled faggots. Is the answer 'to keep you in wanking fodder?' Anyway, if you believe half the fucking 'experts' posting in forums the Internet over, every sport is riddled with steroid-amped goons with biceps the size of Somerset - including synchronized swimming and that horsey 'Come Dancing eisteddfod' we won Olympic medals at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: The chap who helps out with my mothers garden is a "drug free" seniors powerlifter and assures me that 100% of these competitors are on drugs. So why are our PC tv bosses putting these obscene steroid abusing cunts on the Tv ? Maybe the producers of these shows are drug addled faggots. Does he drive a Range Rover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 24 minutes ago, Eddie said: You're much better that Quincy. Knfffffpjhhh!!! (Sprays wine out nostrils). Im not sure who this "pinkape" cunt is but he should give a little more thought to his shite pronouncements, and in fact, limit them to hilarious new noms or do fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: The chap who helps out with my mothers garden is a "drug free" seniors powerlifter and assures me that 100% of these competitors are on drugs. So why are our PC tv bosses putting these obscene steroid abusing cunts on the Tv ? Maybe the producers of these shows are drug addled faggots. I cant begin to imagine what your mothers front garden must look like to require the services of a power lifter. There must be some tough overgrown bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Where the fuck did Spunkape crawl out from? One mention of big sweaty weight lifting steroid freaks and he turns up. I bet you and the lads in the dorms wanked each other silly every time this came on the box didn't you Apey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 3 minutes ago, deebom said: Where the fuck did Spunkape crawl out from? One mention of big sweaty weight lifting steroid freaks and he turns up. I bet you and the lads in the dorms wanked each other silly every time this came on the box didn't you Apey? No actually it was Charlie's Angels and well thumbed copies of Mayfair and Razzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 minute ago, Punkape said: No actually it was Charlie's Angels and well thumbed copies of Mayfair and Razzle. You lying cunt. There isn't a British public schoolboy on the planet that finds women attractive. The whole purpose of the public school system is to take normal little boys and turn then into immoral puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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