Earl of Punkape Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Roast beef must be eaten with Horseradish sauce.(As well as a good English mustard) Some cunts buy their horseradish in jars from supermarkets.This inferior "gay" product lacks pungentcy and strength. The homemade version which takes only minutes is infinitely superior and has a wonderful depth. Fresh Horseradish can be found easily at a good fruit and veg merchant but not if you live in a shithole. Instructions.... Grate whoresradish into a bowl. Add a good squeeze of lemon juice. Add a half teaspoon of caster sugar. Add a teaspoon of Moutade de Meaux (gourmet French mustard) or powdered English mustard. Fold all ingredients with love and passion whilst singing a vulgar sea-shanty. Add double cream or creme freche or a combination of both to a sauce consistency.Leave to stand for an hour before serving for melongement. Season with sea salt, black and grey pepper. Serve with your roast beef,ham or freshly caught Mackerel if you happen to be in N.Wales. Please donate a jar to your local prostitute who always seem grateful to learn about the better things in life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 You fucking stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Please donate a jar to your local prostitute who always seem grateful to learn about the better things in life. How sweet...upon recipe completion I will donate one to your mother as well as its been a hard new year for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 A classic Punkape nom. Looks like the cunt is back in full force. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 19 minutes ago, deebom said: You fucking stupid cunt. I know right. Powdered English mustard? The fucking savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 The best... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 54 minutes ago, Punkape said: Roast beef must be eaten with Horseradish sauce.(As well as a good English mustard) Some cunts buy their horseradish in jars from supermarkets.This inferior "gay" product lacks pungentcy and strength. The homemade version which takes only minutes is infinitely superior and has a wonderful depth. Fresh Horseradish can be found easily at a good fruit and veg merchant but not if you live in a shithole. Instructions.... Grate whoreradish into a bowl. Add a good squeeze of lemon juice. Add a half teaspoon of caster sugar. Add a teaspoon of Moutade de Meaux (gourmet French mustard) or powdered English mustard. Fold all ingredients with love and passion whilst singing a vulgar sea-shanty. Add double cream or creme freche or a combination of both to a sauce consistency.Leave to stand for an hour before serving for melongement. Season with sea salt, black and grey pepper. Serve with your roast beef,ham or freshly caught Mackerel if you happen to be in N.Wales. Please donate a jar to your local prostitute who always seem grateful to learn about the better things in life. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Cunt. Peasant. I'll bet you put Ketchup on your Roast Beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 In the spirit of what seems to have become Cookery Corner you can easily grow your own horseradish. If you do though, plant it in a big pot and not the the garden, otherwise it will have colonised the whole bloody street in a few years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Horseradish is for worthless cunts like Spunkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 As soon as I saw the title of this nom I thought, fuck me, it's Prof again. I still can't decide whether I'm glad or disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 It grows really easily on the sort of contaminated poor soil that you find between the burning mattress and clapped out fridge freezer on your front lawn. Greengrocers, fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Never fucking heard of the Shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Please donate a jar to your local prostitute who always seem grateful to learn about the better things in life. .....and will that absolutely guarantee me giving her one up the old dirt road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Peasant. I'll bet you put Ketchup on your Roast Beef. Only a true peasant fuckwit like you would make so many elementary mistakes. What kind of ketchup? Mushroom ketchup goes rather well with a good steak... or do you think ketchup only comes in red? Ketchup is another generic name for a sauce, not just the Tesco Value Tomato Ketchup that you spread on your crisp sandwiches.... 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: In the spirit of what seems to have become Cookery Corner you can easily grow your own horseradish. If you do though, plant it in a big pot and not the the garden, otherwise it will have colonised the whole bloody street in a few years. Same as rhubarb... which is all that cunt above seems to talk... rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb 1 hour ago, MikeD said: As soon as I saw the title of this nom I thought, fuck me, it's Prof again. I still can't decide whether I'm glad or disappointed. A truly Hobsonian Choice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Bollocks. Roast beef should be eaten with Yorkshire pudding and gravy, not that poofy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 11 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Only a true peasant fuckwit like you would make so many elementary mistakes. What kind of ketchup? Mushroom ketchup goes rather well with a good steak... or do you think ketchup only comes in red? Ketchup is another generic name for a sauce, not just the Tesco Value Tomato Ketchup that you spread on your crisp sandwiches.... Same as rhubarb... which is all that cunt above seems to talk... rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb A truly Hobsonian Choice... You put Ketchup on steak..... a true culinary moron. And Tesco .....oh dear You probably think Steak Tartare. is something you say goodbye to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Bollocks. Roast beef should be eaten with Yorkshire pudding and gravy, not that poofy shit. You should try real homemade Horseradish sauce.It's a palatial wonder with a searing heat and a deep musky earthiness. It's the straightest of all sauces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 My brother in law has baked beans with a roast dinner, truly a savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Is now the time to merge similar threads? For example, Richard Osman, (whoever the fuck that is) is nothing but a stinking pile of whoresrashes sauce (whatever the fuck that is). Roast Beef has yorkies and gravy. That is official. Anything else makes you nothing but a culinary cunt. Like people who don't eat Farley's Rusks with salad cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: You put Ketchup on steak..... a true culinary moron. And Tesco .....oh dear You probably think Steak Tatare is something you say goodbye to. Mushroom ketchup. You can't even spell the the fucking words you're trying, and failing, to impress us with. I was being kind to you, you probably get Nettos' own brand instead, out of the bins at the back of the shop since your restraiing order doesn't allow you inside.. Steak Tartare.. you unbelievable fuckwit. Fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Whether you use shops own or homemade horseradish sauce alas I don't think it has killed the infectious bacteria in your steak and you appear to have successfully caught yourself a dose of the old creutzfeldt jakob. Don't worry though it doesn't appear to have made you any less of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: My brother in law has baked beans with a roast dinner, truly a savage. That's the equivalent of gourmet paedophilia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Mushroom ketchup. You can't even spell the the fucking words you're trying, and failing, to impress us with. I was being kind to you, you probably get Nettos' own brand instead, out of the bins at the back of the shop since your restraiing order doesn't allow you inside.. Steak Tartare.. you unbelievable fuckwit. Fuck off Frank. Mushroom Ketchup went out with Camp coffee and tea cosies. Although I suspect you might be vey cosy being very camp. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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