Eddie Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 The title itself is a oxymoron, washed up druggies and no-hopers, I caught an update on breakfast time TV this morning, Darren Day ( think Cliff Richard with buckets of estrogen), has morphed into Ronnie Fukin Kray, he could not be more of a geezer. The only regret I have is that his suicide attempt in 2005 was unsuccessful. Cant think of a bigger waste of time than watching this shit night after night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Not sure I recognise more than 2 or 3 of them.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Fuck me no.... I know of;- Darren Day - because the news kept calling him a "love rat" David Gest - fucking wierdo "childhood friend of MJ" Nancy De Lollipop... ex-shag of ex-England ex-boss I seriously haven't heard of the rest of them... even Bowies ex-wife, since that is all she is, an ex from the 70's.... Fucking atrocious... a "3rd place on X-factor"....???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 The use of the word "celebrity" is even looser than the fannies of the women in it. The absurdity of this show has developed so much that it is now without circumference or centre; an endless void of fucking idiocy. Where the fuck are IS when you actually want them around? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I wouldn't even risk watching it, I'd be scared my eyes got cancer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I would dip mine in bleach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I would dip mine in bleach! And what about your eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I approached Channel 5 with not one, but 3 ideas it improve ratings. They knocked back "Celebrity carpet bombing" on account of the RAF's 4 planes being otherwise engaged. "Celebrity Vivisection " was a no go due to a lack of available slots after the watershed. "Big Ebola House" is my best chance now. 18 C-list celebrities spending 4 months locked in a cage with the putrefying remains of 500 Liberian Ebola death babies. Should be a ratings smash hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: I approached Channel 5 with not one, but 3 ideas it improve ratings. They knocked back "Celebrity carpet bombing" on account of the RAF's 4 planes being otherwise engaged. "Celebrity Vivisection " was a no go due to a lack of available slots after the watershed. "Big Ebola House" is my best chance now. 18 C-list celebrities spending 4 months locked in a cage with the putrefying remains of 500 Liberian Ebola death babies. Should be a ratings smash hit. Maybe we should say there's a hostage situation in the house and ask the Russians to deal with it. Remember the Moscow theatre siege a few years back? They killed more or less every cunt then went for a beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Maybe we should say there's a hostage situation in the house and ask the Russians to deal with it. Remember the Moscow theatre siege a few years back? They killed more or less every cunt then went for a beer! Or put Jihadi Sid in and feed him bacon butties and loads of beer before having an Allah painting competition with everybody dressed as Dale Winton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Or put Jihadi Sid in and feed him bacon butties and loads of beer before having an Allah painting competition with everybody dressed as Dale Winton. He would win. It would be against his human rights not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 David Gest looks like a testicle that's been covered in superglue and rolled round a barbers floor The rest? 'Meh' factor of 10 I'm afraid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Mrs Manky is a big fan of CBB. When she found out Darren Day, (who or whatever the fuck he is) is a recovering alcoholic, then she decided he should win it. (Female logic is somewhat beyond my understanding). When I mentioned that the cunt is too much of a shithouse to see the job through and drink himself to death, I got both barrels of the deaf and dumb breakfast routine. Thanks a bunch Celebrity Big Brother. Life is full of pitfalls and I don't need you fucking things up with more shite you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 The proliferation of this utter fucking dross seems to finally be reaching its nadir. Not before treating us to such delights as Rebecca Loo's tossing off a pig and some kaffir hating South African slag vaginally assaulting herself with a bottle of (very) Blue Nun on Big Brother. However, I fear that there's still time for "Celebrity Come Shit on my Chest" to get commissioned before the genre implodes. Featuring the rancid bowels of John McCririck and the withered teats of Barbara Windsor, the whole scene will be immortalised by Rolf Harris painting it with his dulux coated knob, broadcast live from his nonce cave. As an extra treat, there will be a spin-off 24 hour web feed of the racist corpse of Jade Goody performing a one woman production of Othello. Whilst in blackface. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: However, I fear that there's still time for "Celebrity Come Shit on my Chest" to get commissioned before the genre implodes. Featuring the rancid bowels of John McCririck and the withered teats of Barbara Windsor, the whole scene will be immortalised by Rolf Harris painting it with his dulux coated knob, broadcast live from his nonce cave. As an extra treat, there will be a spin-off 24 hour web feed of the racist corpse of Jade Goody performing a one woman production of Othello. Whilst in blackface. Joking aside, I strongly recommend you take out a copyright on this Decs.......it has all the hallmarks of a classic and channel 5 will soon be on the blower to buy the rights...easy money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 57 minutes ago, Decimus said: The proliferation of this utter fucking dross seems to finally be reaching its nadir. Not before treating us to such delights as Rebecca Loo's tossing off a pig and some kaffir hating South African slag vaginally assaulting herself with a bottle of (very) Blue Nun on Big Brother. However, I fear that there's still time for "Celebrity Come Shit on my Chest" to get commissioned before the genre implodes. Featuring the rancid bowels of John McCririck and the withered teats of Barbara Windsor, the whole scene will be immortalised by Rolf Harris painting it with his dulux coated knob, broadcast live from his nonce cave. As an extra treat, there will be a spin-off 24 hour web feed of the racist corpse of Jade Goody performing a one woman production of Othello. Whilst in blackface. I think you and Prof should get together. The above idea along with the surreal bollocks of the sheep and you could be onto a winner. I understand this may be controversial and not top of the list of your priorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Think I would rather watch Flockstars, Splash or Hole in the Wall then this fucking crap yet series after series gets commissioned thanks to the fucking saps that watch it. Come to think of it I think the last episode I watched had Jade Goody in it-what happened to her? The last I saw of her appeared to show her auditioning for a female Kojak role Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: The proliferation of this utter fucking dross seems to finally be reaching its nadir. Not before treating us to such delights as Rebecca Loo's tossing off a pig and some kaffir hating South African slag vaginally assaulting herself with a bottle of (very) Blue Nun on Big Brother. However, I fear that there's still time for "Celebrity Come Shit on my Chest" to get commissioned before the genre implodes. Featuring the rancid bowels of John McCririck and the withered teats of Barbara Windsor, the whole scene will be immortalised by Rolf Harris painting it with his dulux coated knob, broadcast live from his nonce cave. As an extra treat, there will be a spin-off 24 hour web feed of the racist corpse of Jade Goody performing a one woman production of Othello. Whilst in blackface. Wrong thread Dec me old mucker. The 'Tate Modern' thread is Thataway ^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: The proliferation of this utter fucking dross seems to finally be reaching its nadir. Not before treating us to such delights as Rebecca Loo's tossing off a pig and some kaffir hating South African slag vaginally assaulting herself with a bottle of (very) Blue Nun on Big Brother. However, I fear that there's still time for "Celebrity Come Shit on my Chest" to get commissioned before the genre implodes. Featuring the rancid bowels of John McCririck and the withered teats of Barbara Windsor, the whole scene will be immortalised by Rolf Harris painting it with his dulux coated knob, broadcast live from his nonce cave. As an extra treat, there will be a spin-off 24 hour web feed of the racist corpse of Jade Goody performing a one woman production of Othello. Whilst in blackface. I missed the only bit of originality on Ch4/5 since the channels were commissioned...??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncleBolly Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 The producers should put a aids infected schizophrenic rapist in there remove his medication ply him with alcohol and make up a task that the women have to wear bikinis to get his mojo flowing ! Bobs your uncle TV Gold ! I'd like to see the fat one get it 1st dry bummed throttled and dumped in the pool These people are not celebrities i can't celebrate any of these cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 11 minutes ago, uncleBolly said: The producers should put a aids infected schizophrenic rapist in there remove his medication ply him with alcohol and make up a task that the women have to wear bikinis to get his mojo flowing ! Bobs your uncle TV Gold ! I'd like to see the fat one get it 1st dry bummed throttled and dumped in the pool These people are not celebrities i can't celebrate any of these cunts I would like to be the first to point out that I would celebrate your death. Please drink a bottle of Viakal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 20 minutes ago, uncleBolly said: The producers should put a aids infected schizophrenic rapist in there remove his medication ply him with alcohol and make up a task that the women have to wear bikinis to get his mojo flowing ! Bobs your uncle TV Gold ! I'd like to see the fat one get it 1st dry bummed throttled and dumped in the pool These people are not celebrities i can't celebrate any of these cunts This cunt seems to be pissed, though this isnt any good, he should still be slaughtered like a pig, Victorian style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 39 minutes ago, uncleBolly said: I'd like to see the fat one get it 1st dry bummed throttled and dumped in the pool Did you ever go to a party at Michael Barrymore's house at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: David Gest looks like a testicle that's been covered in superglue and rolled round a barbers floor The rest? 'Meh' factor of 10 I'm afraid David Gest's face looks like those old photofits the police used to issue when they were looking for a criminal. I can imagine old Shaw Taylor on Police 5 saying "And the public can approach him as he's a fucking soft twat". "And remember; keep 'em peeled. Goodnight"! Christ I'm showing my age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 There appears to be a disproportionate number of homosexual males among these desperate, look-at-me Z-listers. I suspect Quincy already knows this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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