Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 "Why should I feel any pain or trouble in cutting off the hand that was raised against the Holy Prophet?" Those are the words of 15-year-old Qaiser (not his real name) who chopped off his right hand just a few days ago believing he had committed blasphemy. Many believe fellow villagers started shaming the boy after the local cleric had made the accusation of blasphemy - and that is why Qaiser felt the need to prove his love for the Prophet Muhammad. On 11 January, Qaiser was attending a celebration of the Prophet's birth at a mosque in his village in north-eastern Punjab. The cleric hosting it worked the crowd into a fervour and, a few hours into the celebration, called out: "Who among you is a follower of Muhammad?" Everyone raised their hands. He followed it with another question: "Who among you doesn't believe in the teachings of the Holy Prophet? Raise your hands!" Qaiser, mishearing, inadvertently raised his hand. Witnessed by about 100 worshippers, the cleric immediately accused him of blasphemy and the boy returned home to prove his love for the Prophet - by cutting off his own hand. Couldn't be arsed to type the story out again, thank you bbc news site. Another example of barbaric beliefs creating mad reactions. Humanity is held back by such shit as this, ban it for fuck's sake. Here's one then, if god made you like that, then it is surely an insult to the creator to alter it by removing an appendage deliberately in the name of one of his so called prophets. My knob offends me, but I do not feel compelled to remove it, well not completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alex Noakes said: My knob offends me, but I do not feel compelled to remove it, well not completely. No doubt your knob offends your 'other half' and they would definitely like you to remove it. p.s: whats with the change of name Alfie , doing a Cat Stevens on us ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: No doubt your knob offends your 'other half' and they would definitely like you to remove it. p.s: whats with the change of name Alfie , doing a Cat Stevens on us ? Well a change is as good as rest and I have put Cardinal Sin in his box permanently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hopefully next time, he'll mishear the cunt cleric when he tells the crowd to raise their heads up if they are non-believers. If you're that easily led, you don't deserve two hands anyway. It's ridicule enough that his shadow puppets are always going to be fucking shite now. Fuck me, even I wasn't as bloody vacant as that at 15. I've gone downhill ever since mind you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Dopey cunts all of 'em,I wouldnt chop of one of my wank spanners for no cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Fucking idiotic, backward, brain-washed, medieval bastards. The more fucking damage they do to themselves and not us, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 And on the opposite end of the scale, this stupid bastard claims to have held his hand in the air for 40 years in order to be closer to his own particular brand of fucking sky fairy. Fucking lunacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: And on the opposite end of the scale, this stupid bastard claims to have held his hand in the air for 40 years in order to be closer to his own particular brand of fucking sky fairy. Fucking lunacy. I bet him and the other idiot are left handed. You'd have to be a right thick cunt if you weren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 17 minutes ago, Snatch said: I bet him and the other idiot are left handed. You'd have to be a right thick cunt if you weren't. 19 minutes ago, MikeD said: And on the opposite end of the scale, this stupid bastard claims to have held his hand in the air for 40 years in order to be closer to his own particular brand of fucking sky fairy. Fucking lunacy. everyone who thinks they are a cunt put your hand up........ or look up there...is it a bird is it an aeroplane, is it supercunt etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 His fisting technique wouldn't be up to much, he'd be up to the shoulder before they felt anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Fucking hell. Presumably he hasn't got a computer or heard of internet porn like all normal 15 year old boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: And on the opposite end of the scale, this stupid bastard claims to have held his hand in the air for 40 years in order to be closer to his own particular brand of fucking sky fairy. Fucking lunacy. Try and get a black cab in central London when it's raining , 40 years fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Dopey cunts all of 'em,I wouldnt chop of one of my wank spanners for no cunt Wank spanners. That's fucking funny that. Do you find as you get older the diameter of the spanner needs to get smaller? Only asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Alex Noakes said: "Why should I feel any pain or trouble in cutting off the hand that was raised against the Holy Prophet?" Those are the words of 15-year-old Qaiser (not his real name) who chopped off his right hand just a few days ago believing he had committed blasphemy. Many believe fellow villagers started shaming the boy after the local cleric had made the accusation of blasphemy - and that is why Qaiser felt the need to prove his love for the Prophet Muhammad. On 11 January, Qaiser was attending a celebration of the Prophet's birth at a mosque in his village in north-eastern Punjab. The cleric hosting it worked the crowd into a fervour and, a few hours into the celebration, called out: "Who among you is a follower of Muhammad?" Everyone raised their hands. He followed it with another question: "Who among you doesn't believe in the teachings of the Holy Prophet? Raise your hands!" Qaiser, mishearing, inadvertently raised his hand. Witnessed by about 100 worshippers, the cleric immediately accused him of blasphemy and the boy returned home to prove his love for the Prophet - by cutting off his own hand. Couldn't be arsed to type the story out again, thank you bbc news site. Another example of barbaric beliefs creating mad reactions. Humanity is held back by such shit as this, ban it for fuck's sake. Here's one then, if god made you like that, then it is surely an insult to the creator to alter it by removing an appendage deliberately in the name of one of his so called prophets. My knob offends me, but I do not feel compelled to remove it, well not completely. He should have gone whole hog for his fag prophet and cut his own head clean off, the stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wank spanners. That's fucking funny that. Do you find as you get older the diameter of the spanner needs to get smaller? Only asked. No,it just stays in the toolbox longer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: And on the opposite end of the scale, this stupid bastard claims to have held his hand in the air for 40 years in order to be closer to his own particular brand of fucking sky fairy. Fucking lunacy. Is that the new Paramount Pictures logo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wank spanners. That's fucking funny that. Do you find as you get older the diameter of the spanner needs to get smaller? Only asked. Bet they do. That's why they invented the swiss army knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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