scotty Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 I heard that godawful old Glenn Campbell song on the radio today, Rhinestone Cowboy, and it brought the childhood bile flowing back into my gullet. It annoyed me when I was 10 and it irritates the shit out of me even now. "There's been a load of compromisin'/ on the roooad to my horizin"....? For fucksake. Just as bad is the cringeworthy deliberate mispronunciation of other lyrics. Why can't the cunt just sing "like a rhinestone cowboy"? Why does it have to be "like awwrhinestone cowboy"? It's as bad as that other cunt adam faith singing about his baby, but pronouncing "baby" to rhyme with "flybe". Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 34 minutes ago, scotty said: . Why can't the cunt just sing "like a rhinestone cowboy"? Why does it have to be "like awwrhinestone cowboy"? ???? Free hearing tests at Boots and Specsavers Scotters old mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 What the fuck is this HORSESHIT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 27 minutes ago, Spatchcock said: What the fuck is this HORSESHIT? Its pronounced"Aawsheeaht". Y'aall come back an' seeus real soon now yahear? I'll get me stetson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: ???? Free hearing tests at Boots and Specsavers Scotters old mate. Listen to the song if you can stand it, scrotes. You'll hear what I'm driving at. He sings "the" as "thorr". Hence another line, where "the rain" becomes "thorraine", pronounced like Lorraine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Meanwhile, back on planet earth real cunts are blowing other cunts up. A nom. that I would categorise as a 'ProfB'. Pull your fucking finger out ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Well sometimes it's the little things that, paradoxically, are the biggest pieces if grit in life's Vaseline. I have to turn off 'Big Yellow Taxi' 5 seconds before the finish to avoid Joni Mitchell doing that bass-baritone-and-forced-laugh thing she does right at the end of the song, otherwise I get stabby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 These two fuck with my mood, I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer. You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 4 hours ago, Alex Noakes said: These two fuck with my mood, I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer. You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself cavort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself cavort You're a cunt You probably think this post is about you? Dont you, don't you? Etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 15 hours ago, scotty said: I heard that godawful old Glenn Campbell song on the radio today, Rhinestone Cowboy, and it brought the childhood bile flowing back into my gullet. It annoyed me when I was 10 and it irritates the shit out of me even now. "There's been a load of compromisin'/ on the roooad to my horizin"....? For fucksake. Just as bad is the cringeworthy deliberate mispronunciation of other lyrics. Why can't the cunt just sing "like a rhinestone cowboy"? Why does it have to be "like awwrhinestone cowboy"? It's as bad as that other cunt adam faith singing about his baby, but pronouncing "baby" to rhyme with "flybe". Cunts. Scotty, if I were you, I would load a little more ammo in your magazine than this fucking dud before going "over the top" around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're a cunt You probably think this post is about you? Dont you, don't you? Etc oh thanks. Now I definitely have clouds in my coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: oh thanks. Now I definitely have clouds in my coffee I bet it's spunk. Bleach would be better etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 13 hours ago, scotty said: Listen to the song if you can stand it, scrotes. You'll hear what I'm driving at. He sings "the" as "thorr". Hence another line, where "the rain" becomes "thorraine", pronounced like Lorraine. I'm with you on this one Scotters. Campbell was an ubercunt of sequin shirted, cowboy hatted good ole boyism. Whilst I like the sprawling chords of Wichita lineman and respect the fact that he was the LA Jimmy page of the mid sixties ..... He remains the epitome of all that is shit in the easy listening genre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I'm with you on this one Scotters. Campbell was an ubercunt of sequin shirted, cowboy hatted good ole boyism. Whilst I like the sprawling chords of Wichita lineman and respect the fact that he was the LA Jimmy page of the mid sixties ..... He remains the epitome of all that is shit in the easy listening genre. That's the point spot, I find it anything but easy listening. Tooth grindingly toe curlingly irritating listening would be my description. There's something about the song that boils my piss, I genuinely hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 16 minutes ago, scotty said: That's the point spot, I find it anything but easy listening. Tooth grindingly toe curlingly irritating listening would be my description. There's something about the song that boils my piss, I genuinely hate it. Right well if you can have that, then I'm having the entire body of work of Neil Diamond. What the fuck is a 'Cracklin' (don't you just LOATHE that apostrophe'd 'g') Rosie? No? Okay then 'A Two-Bit Manchild' (sounds like something Brony may have strummed and throbbed about)? What about 'Porcupine Pie' ? I mean he just puts words together and starts shouting. That's not music. That's bollocks. "I am (a cunt) I said" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 I managed to rhyme 'cunt' and 'shirt front' in the last hymn that the Archbishop of Canterbury commissioned off me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Gonna write a classic Gonna write it in an attic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 11 minutes ago, neil298 said: Gonna write a classic Gonna write it in an attic It's supposed to be your own attic.. .not someone else's whilest you spy on them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, neil298 said: Gonna write a classic Gonna write it in an attic Anne Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anne Frank Waste of a perfectly good drum kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Waste of a perfectly good drum kit. Go on; explain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You're a cunt You probably think this post is about you? Dont you, don't you? Etc Like I care. I'm meeting an underworld spy - then I'm off to fuck your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Go on; explain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: It's supposed to be your own attic.. .not someone else's whilest you spy on them... Adrian Gurvitz ........... GET HIM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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