Guest JackoTC Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 On Friday, February 5, 2016 at 11:29 PM, Frank said: Jackie?.. opera not so good? You've got to chuckle Frank. I keep dropping the bait, and the pond life continues to nibble. The Opera was fantastic thank you. Quite an experience. Gary Oldman was in the next box and ended up buying us a drink at the interval. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: You've got to chuckle Frank. I keep dropping the bait, and the pond life continues to nibble. The Opera was fantastic thank you. Quite an experience. Gary Oldman was in the next box and ended up buying us a drink at the interval. Thank Christ for that, Jackie! I wasn't sure if it was a diobolical display of your true colours, or if you'd gone totally mental. Dec was really shook up... he'll have to dig deep to come back from that. Jackie and Oldman at the opera.. on the same night! It's not what it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 4 hours ago, Frank said: Thank Christ for that, Jackie! I wasn't sure if it was a diobolical display of your true colours, or if you'd gone totally mental. Dec was really shook up... he'll have to dig deep to come back from that. Jackie and Oldman at the opera.. on the same night! It's not what it used to be. I'd "like" that for you old friend, but I've given Deco virtually my full quota again today. He's certain to make champions league Cunts Corner next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 On 06/02/2016 at 11:45 AM, Frank said: That's exactly how I imagine Gyppo looks after being gifted a couple of scratch cards. I'm not saying I hate you Fwank but I'd unplug your life support system to charge my phone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 I walked a girl home through the park the other night after buying her a few drinks in the pub. "When we get to your place, am I coming in for coffee?" I asked. "No you aren't," she snapped. "If your plan was to buy sex, you can forget it." "If you didn't like that plan," I said, looking around, "you're going to hate my plan B." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, scotty said: I walked a girl home through the park the other night after buying her a few drinks in the pub. "When we get to your place, am I coming in for coffee?" I asked. "No you aren't," she snapped. "If your plan was to buy sex, you can forget it." "If you didn't like that plan," I said, looking around, "you're going to hate my plan B." Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Cunt Touched a nerve, frankie? Done time for rape, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, scotty said: Touched a nerve, frankie? Done time for rape, have you? Neither. It was poor and it needed to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 40 minutes ago, scotty said: I walked a girl home through the park the other night after buying her a few drinks in the pub. "When we get to your place, am I coming in for coffee?" I asked. "No you aren't," she snapped. "If your plan was to buy sex, you can forget it." "If you didn't like that plan," I said, looking around, "you're going to hate my plan B." You are a modern day Hemmingway Scotters! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You are a modern day Hemmingway Scotters! Or a modern day Peter Sutcliffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not saying I hate you Fwank but I'd unplug your life support system to charge my phone. I wouldn't bother plugging the phone in.... 2 hours ago, scotty said: Touched a nerve, frankie? Done time for rape, have you? probably more likely the one mentioning the "buying sex" bit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 On 5 February 2016 at 8:50 PM, JackoTC said: I've just given you 8 likes - I'll make sure you get ten likes a day from me from now on to keep your levels up. Then you can buy yourself a trophy at the end of the year and award it to yourself. I wish I had thought of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I wish I had thought of that. Thought of what? Burying a clawhammer in the back of Franks neck? Sorry... did I just say that out loud? ...I meant to say "using multiple IDs to keep the Likes numbers going...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: ...I meant to say "using multiple IDs to keep the Likes numbers going...." I'd like to add, that even without the jocks generous 33 likes since Saturday, I'd still be clear at the top, and I've only been back five days. Not that I give a shit, but everyone else appears to be obsessed with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 On 05/02/2016 at 6:42 PM, Decimus said: With the proliferation of feminazi propaganda labeling every man as a potential rapist, there are more grotesquely ugly and obese tarts than ever labouring under the delusion that the mere sight of their corpulent calves is enough to make them a high risk target for predatory perverts. After sinking a few in my local last Sunday, I decided to abandon my usual drink driving routine and pound the pavement home on shanks pony. Twenty or so paces in front of me on an otherwise deserted road, I spied the cetacean shaped form of a woman waddling along on her trotters. Within two minutes of walking she had nervously turned her head and chins back towards me with a startled look on her fat fucking jowly face at least ten times. Obviously deciding that as a man I was more of a risk than a potentially lethal heart attack, said chubber upped her pace to a speedy trot and took a swift left. Unfortunately for our husky heroine, that was also my way home. The look on her moon face as I rounded the corner plainly said that she thought I was going to imminently make an assault on her swollen sugar puff. I'm not sure what I'm more offended about. Being considered as a potential rapist, or the arrogance of the fat cunt that, even after sinking eight pints, she thought I'd be able to raise a hardon for such a disgusting fucking specimen. I see you've met the wife, apparently it's glandular, nothing to do with the copious amounts of big macs she shovels down her gullet!! and yes it is a fat cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd like to add, that even without the jocks generous 33 likes since Saturday, I'd still be clear at the top, and I've only been back five days. Not that I give a shit, but everyone else appears to be obsessed with it. lol...what a loser....................everyone else is obsessed with it ? No, only you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 20 hours ago, MikeD said: Or a modern day Peter Sutcliffe. I resent that. I have never killed them afterwards. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd like to add, that even without the jocks generous 33 likes since Saturday, I'd still be clear at the top, and I've only been back five days. Not that I give a shit, but everyone else appears to be obsessed with it. Liked a few more of your classics today. Just making sure everyone knows that you are genuinely hilarious and popular. I know its important to you. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 25 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Liked a few more of your classics today. Just making sure everyone knows that you are genuinely hilarious and popular. I know its important to you. Lol. Passive aggressive as fuck. Give it a rest Jackie you sad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Just now, JackoTC said: lol...what a loser.............everyone else is obsessed with it ? No, only you. Of course it is. That's why I've never brought it up, mentioned it,or paid attention to it, the only person who ever has is you. How do you even know where anyone is on some stupid fucking leader board if you're not constantly checking it everytime you log on? It's obviously something you obsess/feel inferior about for you to keep looking at it and bringing it up. You're certainly the only one who does. So if you're not obsessed with it, not jealous of it, and couldn't care less, why do you keep banging on about it, you sad cunt? Probably because no one finds you in the slightest bit interesting now all your "hilarious" drinking anectdotes have gotten stale. You really should consider fucking off, because you're making yourself look like a petulant child because no one is giving you any attention or finds anything you have to say in the slightest bit interesting. If you really must reply here are a few tips. Don't say any variation of the following "I couldn't be bothered to read it" or "that was boring" . I know they are your stock tried and tested answers but they make you look a like a fucking simpleton. How about just giving an example of where I've ever been obsessed with how many likes I've got? I expect another predictable "no, I can't be bothered" because you won't be able to answer. Get over the fact everyone finds you a boring cunt, pull your flid tongue out of Frank's arse, shove it in a toaster and turn it on, you sad, middle aged, fantasist Scottish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Of course it is. That's why I've never brought it up, mentioned it,or paid attention to it, the only person who ever has is you. How do you even know where anyone is on some stupid fucking leader board if you're not constantly checking it everytime you log on? It's obviously something you obsess/feel inferior about for you to keep looking at it and bringing it up. You're certainly the only one who does. So if you're not obsessed with it, not jealous of it, and couldn't care less, why do you keep banging on about it, you sad cunt? Probably because no one finds you in the slightest bit interesting now all your "hilarious" drinking anectdotes have gotten stale. You really should consider fucking off, because you're making yourself look like a petulant child because no one is giving you any attention or finds anything you have to say in the slightest bit interesting. If you really must reply here are a few tips. Don't say any variation of the following "I couldn't be bothered to read it" or "that was boring" . I know they are your stock tried and tested answers but they make you look a like a fucking simpleton. How about just giving an example of where I've ever been obsessed with how many likes I've got? I expect another predictable "no, I can't be bothered" because you won't be able to answer. Get over the fact everyone finds you a boring cunt, pull your flid tongue out of Frank's arse, shove it in a toaster and turn it on, you sad, middle aged, fantasist Scottish cunt. Hook, line and sinker again. This is too easy Deco. I think I'll stop tormenting you and look elsewhere for a worthy adversary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 20 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Hook, line and sinker again. This is too easy Deco. I think I'll stop tormenting you and look elsewhere for a worthy adversary. Brilliant Jackie!. What a stupendous fucking twat that boy is. God help me if you ever turn on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 On Sunday, February 07, 2016 at 6:14 PM, JackoTC said: I'd Ilike" that for you old friend, but I've given Deco virt ually my full quota again today. He's certain to make champions league Cunts Corner next year. Get a room if you really want to get into Jerkies box, and i aint talking about going to the opera you fucking decrepit poofs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 13 hours ago, Frank said: Brilliant Jackie!. What a stupendous fucking twat that boy is. God help me if you ever turn on me. You can get psychiatric help for self-harm you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 This is a load of fucking shit, kill youselves by drowning in a disabled toilet. Pointless fucking one upmanship, bickering and goading from frank and himselves. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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