Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 38 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I just read this out to my black friend sat beside me. Guess what he said. "If he gets the statue demolished he will probably get a fucking award for it. Why are foreign racist cunts never treated in the same way as local racist cunts?" We both agree with your solution to his problem and think the cunt should be shown the fucking door. Black friend or black client? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: They say reading broadens the mind. I'll go back and read a few of your legendary noms and one-liners and get back to you. Can't imagine it will take very long, so hold tight. Excellent! Enjoy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: I just read this out to my black friend sat beside me. Guess what he said. "If he gets the statue demolished he will probably get a fucking award for it. Why are foreign racist cunts never treated in the same way as local racist cunts?" We both agree with your solution to his problem and think the cunt should be shown the fucking door. 56 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Black friend or black client? I was going to ask more about "sat beside"... since everyone knows they have big'uns.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 11 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Black friend or black client? Put that telescope away before you go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 21 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Put that telescope away before you go blind. He's using it the wrong way round again Miss...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 On 17/02/2016 at 9:48 AM, Bill Stickers said: I've realised why I find you such a miserable old bag. Its not that we don't share the same sense of humour, meaning I don't find anything you post funny. The reason is quite the opposite. I find you so utterly humourless because you don't even try to post anything funny on here, ever. You never nominate or contribute anything, let alone throw around an insult or two. If you're not rushing to the defence of other members (who are perfectly able to defend themselves), you're just offering these utterly miserable critiques of what others post. I cannot fathom why you even bother logging on here, your presence is null. Stickers,the reason she comes on here is to try and be sarcastic,which fails miserably. Now she is "surplus to requirements" as she puts it,and she can't lord it over us anymore,she's down to putting up an occasional post. What she doesn't realise is that she is slowly turning into a troll. As for humour,my dentist has more then her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 22 minutes ago, Snatch said: Stickers,the reason she comes on here is to try and be sarcastic,which fails miserably. Now she is "surplus to requirements" as she puts it,and she can't lord it over us anymore,she's down to putting up an occasional post. What she doesn't realise is that she is slowly turning into a troll. As for humour,my dentist has more then her. "Is it safe?", hohoho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Stickers,the reason she comes on here is to try and be sarcastic,which fails miserably. Now she is "surplus to requirements" as she puts it,and she can't lord it over us anymore,she's down to putting up an occasional post. What she doesn't realise is that she is slowly turning into a troll. As for humour,my dentist has more then her. Snatch, you are a rebel without a clue - I've always been gentle with you 'cos you're kinda special. How can you be so beastly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: As for humour,my dentist has more then her. She IS a fucking dentist, you tool. Haven't you ever seen Marathon Man? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Snatch, you are a rebel without a clue - I've always been gentle with you 'cos you're kinda special. How can you be so beastly? With you quiet easily. Now please,fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Stickers,the reason she comes on here is to try and be sarcastic,which fails miserably. Now she is "surplus to requirements" as she puts it,and she can't lord it over us anymore,she's down to putting up an occasional post. What she doesn't realise is that she is slowly turning into a troll. As for humour,my dentist has more then her. If Jazz finds out he'll be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If Jazz finds out he'll be back. Ah, Jazz. I'll have to get the band back together again if he does, The Bozo boys will ride again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 On 17/02/2016 at 8:48 AM, Bill Stickers said: Its not that we don't share the same sense of humour, meaning I don't find anything you post funny. The reason is quite the opposite. I find you so utterly humourless because you don't even try to post anything funny on here, ever. I must admit I find it difficult to recognise humour at times here Bill. Any chance you could tip me off when you're doing comedy so I get a chance to react? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 24 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I must admit I find it difficult to recognise humour at times here Bill. Any chance you could tip me off when you're doing comedy so I get a chance to react? Afraid not Rick, your affliction is terminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Afraid not Rick, your affliction is terminal. Who is this cunt? I do not note any hilarious posts, though to be fair I've not posted fuck all new noms myself in days of bile and can't in fairness slag any cunts noms just now. I must say the horrid "Eddie" has done fairy , sorry fairly well on this score recently so I do need to concoct something. I'm not sure what but I feel a sci-fi epic Cunt nom coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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