Bubba C Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 35 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: blah blah fucking blah Who's this cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Who's this cunt? Educate yourself. There is a cliff over there, have you experimented with playing near the edge on a windy day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Thanks for sticking up for me Reese Witheredspoon, it was a bit OTT, even for some of the cantankerous cunts that lurk menacingly in the shadows of this webshite You aint seen nothing yet . Go back to my induction, read , man up or shut up. Regards and enjoy the sun. Withers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Who's this cunt? Don't take it too personally Bubba. Ding has actually got a Masters in English but just likes cunting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You see, Bubbles, admittedly vile specimen of a proto-hominid that I am, rank of word and thought and void of any more right to live on Gods green oasis than the lowly leech, Quincy is behind an incredibly convincing facade of the worst type of cunt imaginable at heart a generous, true, magnanimous and humble cunt deserved of nothing more than having his feet oiled then dried with your silken hair you cunt. You truly are a wordsmith QC but lets face it , when boiled down the result is you are still a cunt. I just know that you sit on the shitter trying to pinch one off whilst trawling thro' the Oxford Concise looking for big words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubbles said: Can you please clarify who initiated the NHS in your country, you thick cunt? Some cunt of a Welsh MP wasn't it ? . Went well for a few years and now , just like your miners , not working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Some cunt of a Welsh MP wasn't it ? . Went well for a few years and now , just like your miners , not working. Only because some English cunts thought they could run it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Don't take it too personally Bubba. Ding has actually got a Masters in English but just likes cunting A Masters in English? Is that what he told you? I'm guessing he's more an NVQ in being a worthless cunt, kind of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bubbles said: A Masters in English? Is that what he told you? I'm guessing he's more an NVQ in being a worthless cunt, kind of guy. I failed mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Kindly fuck off back to the doctor's surgery in your crocs and piss-soaked ankle huggers for another dose of whatever potent and apparently expensive psychiatric prescription you are on. Bore your long-suffering GP with this mundane diatribe, and not the upstanding members of this forum. Sunniest regards, Bill. Thank you Bilbo for reaffirming my faith in battering newbies. They are now generally greeted with open arms by the lesser posters (Deco, Ding etc) Its good to see someone upholding the old values. You are, however, still a prize prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 28 minutes ago, MikeD said: I failed mine. Don't lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Don't lie. I got a doctorate instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, MikeD said: I got a doctorate instead. That's more like it. You modest cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Bubbles said: Occasionally, perhaps. I'd have inserted a comma after the 'am'. Call me a pedant, call me a cunt. It's just the way I am. Thanks for listening. Wrong. Idiot. You should not. You could without scorn, but it would be inelegant. The mistake was the comma after "else". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: You truly are a wordsmith QC but lets face it , when boiled down the result is you are still a cunt. I just know that you sit on the shitter trying to pinch one off whilst trawling thro' the Oxford Concise looking for big words. This cunt is giving me a hard on! Withers, you card, of course I am a total cunt, as are fucking you, and anyone that isn't is not worth the shit on my boot. It is not the size of ones words but the order, fuckin slag cunt all chib the fucjk of ye cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 11 hours ago, JackoTC said: Thank you Bilbo for reaffirming my faith in battering newbies. They are now generally greeted with open arms by the lesser posters (Deco, Ding etc) Its good to see someone upholding the old values. You are, however, still a prize prick. Here it is. What a fucking greasy toad, trying to ingratiate himself with the new boys because everyone else has tired of his stale one-trick act. I haven't seen you cunting any newbies either, all you've been doing is obssessing over me, you weird little Jazz of a cunt. ß Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Here it is. What a fucking greasy toad, trying to ingratiate himself with the new boys because everyone else has tired of his stale one-trick act. I haven't seen you cunting any newbies either, all you've been doing is obssessing over me, you weird little Jazz of a cunt. ß Yes indeed, in the January lull this oily little squid has been feeling up the new cunts who are not onto his game. I'm not sure what his game is exactly but it's certainly a disgusting bent one. Him and that Eddie, I wouldn't put anything past the slimy mincing cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 17 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Don't take it too personally Bubba. Ding has actually got a Masters in English but just likes cunting Fuck off you cunt. My education wasn't based on the airy fairy shite, you'll be accusing me of being a "Drama Student" or worse still.... an "Art Student" ..and then I'll have to ask Putin to pay a visit with his little airplanes.. 15 hours ago, Bubbles said: A Masters in English? Is that what he told you? I'm guessing he's more an NVQ in being a worthless cunt, kind of guy. NVQs were not even invented when I qualified, so piss off back to your Work Experience Officer, there's some photocopying needs doing... 15 hours ago, JackoTC said: Thank you Bilbo for reaffirming my faith in battering newbies. They are now generally greeted with open arms by the lesser posters (Deco, Ding etc) Its good to see someone upholding the old values. You are, however, still a prize prick. "lesser posters"... you missed the "I like you, a lot" or even a "lol" Fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 43 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: NVQs were not even invented when I qualified, so piss off back to your Work Experience Officer, there's some photocopying needs doing... Fucking die, you old cunt. I didn't realise that you could get a certificate in sucking off grubby old men who pretended to be teachers. Did you get an A*, you spunk gargling stain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Fucking die, you old cunt. I didn't realise that you could get a certificate in sucking off grubby old men who pretended to be teachers. Did you get an A*, you spunk gargling stain? A*..??? You either get an A or you don't, A* is fucking stupid. Exams and "awards" these days are a fucking joke. More bits of paper for every fucker who turns up, whether or not they do anything.... You'd be lucky to get a U, never mind an F.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: A*..??? You either get an A or you don't, A* is fucking stupid. Exams and "awards" these days are a fucking joke. More bits of paper for every fucker who turns up, whether or not they do anything.... You'd be lucky to get a U, never mind an F.... I'd give you an F U, you cunt. Fuck me, it hurt hard didn't it? Being told that if you studied hard and wrote shit like some sort of poofy cunt, that you'd go on to big things. Yet here you are, being one of the least entertaining people on this site, typing up repetitive, crap insults when you manage to sneak outside in between wiping the tables at McDonald's, you odious pile of shit you Now, if you'd be so kind, please find the next passing bus and lie down in front of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I'd give an F U, you cunt. Fuck me, it hurt hard didn't it? Being told that if you studied hard and wrote shit like some sort of poofy cunt, that you'd go on to big things. Yet here you are, being one of the least entertaining people on this site, typing up repetitive, crap insults when you manage to sneak outside in between wiping the tables at McDonald's, you odious pile of shit you Now, if you'd be so kind, please find the next passing bus and lie down in front of it. Bubsy Malone, you don't know how refreshing it is to have a newbie who can not only dish out a decent cunting, but whose general everyday posts don't make them look like a dribbling fucking imbecile. Carry on and don't let that goose abusing cunt Withers rest on his laurels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bubsy Malone, you don't know how refreshing it is to have a newbie who can not only dish out a decent cunting, but whose general everyday posts don't make them look like a dribbling fucking imbecile. Carry on and don't let that goose abusing cunt Withers rest on his laurels. This tickled me more than it probably should have, but as I like foie gras I may have to let him have his way with the geese as long as his Camembert factory cock doesn't go near them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: This tickled me more than it probably should have, but as I like foie gras I may have to let him have his way with the geese as long as his Camembert factory cock doesn't go near them. Bobbly , seeing that you and the Norfolk Turkey Stuffer have dragged me into your petty squabbles I would like to make a personal comment or two. I have noticed that you are on this forum most of the day , only to take the odd break for a dump and eat Pukka pies no doubt . Are you unemployed or between jobs, ( sorry I meant between Benefit agency Offices in a pub ) or are you retired . By retired I of course mean retired from actually ever having worked . Do you live in a house with an indoor toilet and electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: I'd give you an F U, you cunt. Fuck me, it hurt hard didn't it? Being told that if you studied hard and wrote shit like some sort of poofy cunt, that you'd go on to big things. Yet here you are, being one of the least entertaining people on this site, typing up repetitive, crap insults when you manage to sneak outside in between wiping the tables at McDonald's, you odious pile of shit you Now, if you'd be so kind, please find the next passing bus and lie down in front of it. Did you miss something? I didn't "read English" for my degree... something that you seem to be struggling with on a daily basis.... reading... or English. I haven't been inside a McD for about 3 years, the last time was for a piss and free wifi to book my Eurotunnel ticket back after a couple of months swanning round France and northern Spain with the missus.... and by piss I don't mean that excuse for a cup of tea that serve.. Now go and blow Frank... he's had a tiring weekend down the docks and needs some R'n'R. 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Bubsy Malone, you don't know how refreshing it is to have a newbie who can not only dish out a decent cunting, but whose general everyday posts don't make them look like a dribbling fucking imbecile. Carry on and don't let that goose abusing cunt Withers rest on his laurels. If you call that a cunting then you're about as shit as he is. 37 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Bobbly , seeing that you and the Norfolk Turkey Stuffer have dragged me into your petty squabbles I would like to make a personal comment or two. I have noticed that you are on this forum most of the day , only to take the odd break for a dump and eat Pukka pies no doubt . Are you unemployed or between jobs, ( sorry I meant between Benefit agency Offices in a pub ) or are you retired . By retired I of course mean retired from actually ever having worked . Do you live in a house with an indoor toilet and electricity. House? Pfft... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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