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6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Still banging on the snitch line? Prove it. 

So you freely admit that you are all the things I've mentioned in my post? And as for providing links to your disgusting filth, it just goes to show what an ego you have that people would want to look at your washed up, past it carcass.

Funny all of a sudden you're now Mr Moral Majority. You bend in the wind. I sussed you out ages ago and been one step ahead of you and you don't like it.

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5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Hate to rain on your parade boys but this is all old news. In the old days when the Corner was, shall we say, less family-orientated and a lot wilder than it is now, I supplied links to several sites. Of course back-then I received click-thru income, not a lot, but enough for bottle of Rioja now and then. It seems the site snitch has been itching to reveal as some sort of petulant pay-back. I sorta picked his surprise at my ambivalence over his hidden threats. Kinda funny I guess.

*cough* Excuse me. Less family orientated? I'm not sure how I could be more revolting? Keen for any pointers....

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Just now, Mrs Roops said:

Funny all of a sudden you're now Mr Moral Majority. You bend in the wind. I sussed you out ages ago and you don't like it.

What it is you two are in about I'm not sure, but as ive said before, I don't think it's anything a little chef meal for two and a bottle of vodka in a travelodge room followed by a bit of grunting wouldn't sort out.

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1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said:

Funny all of a sudden you're now Mr Moral Majority. You bend in the wind. I sussed you out ages ago and you don't like it.

Not really, I'm all for a liberal lifestyle in privacy. Publically, no though.

But exhibiting yourself for money? That's something else. What would your father think?

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3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

What it is you two are in about I'm not sure, but as ive said before, I don't think it's anything a little chef meal for two and a bottle of vodka in a travelodge room followed by a bit of grunting wouldn't sort out.

That's a bit fucking much, Quincy. At least a fucking harvester meal as the last supper. With a salad bowl, classy like. 

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Not really, I'm all for a liberal lifestyle in privacy. Publically, no though.

But exhibiting yourself for money? That's something else. What would your father think?

No idea, what would your children think the way you describe them and their Mother? Decs, your scrabbling around, it won't work.

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Just now, Mrs Roops said:

No idea, what would your children think the way you describe them and their Mother? Decs, your scrabbling around, it won't work.

It's all getting a little childish now so I'll say no more about it, this slanging match has been going on for days now and I'm sure you don't want it dragged out any more than what I do.

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15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

*cough* Excuse me. Less family orientated? I'm not sure how I could be more revolting? Keen for any pointers....

The corner was a different animal. Some of the idiots here who regard themselves as big tough bad boys wouldn't last a second then.

13 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Skint. 

I shouldn't say this but that's quite funny.

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8 minutes ago, Properkhunt said:

err was that the corner I joined in 2011 that had a back catalogue of page after page of Nazi glorification and anti-semitic ramblings from the school playground.

You need to go back a lot further. The site owner after an absence of some weeks (in Portugal I think) decided he would eventually sell and needed a big clean up. What's left were stuff that was just questionable rather than downright nasty. Including gyno shots.

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6 minutes ago, Properkhunt said:

err was that the corner I joined in 2011 that had a back catalogue of page after page of Nazi glorification and anti-semitic ramblings from the school playground.

The corner of Furio, MammothCock, Flinty & Benny, Kreed, and a host of sociopaths whose content lived on after their IDs had expired. The Nazi stuff was a trivial sideline by comparison with the 2008/9 vintage. Just sorry I never saw it firsthand. 

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5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

The corner of Furio, MammothCock, Flinty & Benny, Kreed, and a host of sociopaths whose content lived on after their IDs had expired. The Nazi stuff was a trivial sideline by comparison with the 2008/9 vintage. Just sorry I never saw it firsthand. 

In a strange kinda way I miss the punch-ups with Kreed. Until he went doolally he had a first class brain if a little macabre. A qualified industrial chemist no less.

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3 minutes ago, Properkhunt said:

Didn't he actually run some sort of sex shop? I recall fisting butter being offered liberally.

I don't know. One of the more interesting aspects of the job was when a punter told me what he did for a living. Hearing what some of the psychopaths did for a living was a bit of an eye-opener. I'm neither shy nor naive but on occasions I would be gob-smacked.

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3 hours ago, Decimus said:

You know the type. Usually past their prime, and no one looks at them with anything other than pity when they are drudging around the supermarket with their screaming kids in tow.

Their bodies are sagging and the stretch marks criss-cross their tired old carcasses. All they want is a bit of attention, so they turn to exposing themselves to complete strangers online. Usually their husbands are of a perverted ilk themselves, and once on board they actively encourage their spouse in their delusions.

The husbands are likely to take pleasure in the thought of other men looking at their used goods. It doesn't matter that the only people who can get a thrill out of staring at the slightly sad form of a past it middle aged mother are sexually frustrated, virginal deviants. He will goad said Weirdo's online with ever more lurid tales of the things they are doing to spice up their sex life. It all reeks of a desperate attempt on their behalf to add a spark back to a relationship that died along with the wife's figure at 23. The whole sordid affair is almost too sad to comprehend.

 

Has the missus finally ground your last bundle of patience into a fine powder, requiring a global humiliation??  I think it might be rather interesting to see how you've ruined her body and left her desperate for the lads affections!! 

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3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Has the missus finally ground your last bundle of patience into a fine powder, requiring a global humiliation??  I think it might be rather interesting to see how you've ruined her body and left her desperate for the lads affections!! 

Here he is, Yankee Doodle Dandy. It's endearing when you try to use British terms like missus. But you slipped up again the other day when you said kerb. It's pavement, Wiz, pavement.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Here he is, Yankee Doodle Dandy. It's endearing when you try to use British terms like missus. But you slipped up again the other day when you said kerb. It's pavement, Wiz, pavement.

Has it ever occurred to you that in the performance of job duties, I might actually have to deal with the fucking yanks?  Sometimes I'm sent there, probably as punishment, to clean up some cunt's monumental mistakes that sent a project tits up?  So I've picked up some American colloquialisms, I should think there are bigger and worse crimes.  If you want a yank, I'll start googling more of their speech imped...err....habits, and start in full on?  Would that be satisfactory?  You don't need to answer the question, as it was rhetorical, and I don't give a fuck if it is or isn't. 

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30 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Has it ever occurred to you that in the performance of job duties, I might actually have to deal with the fucking yanks?  Sometimes I'm sent there, probably as punishment, to clean up some cunt's monumental mistakes that sent a project tits up?  So I've picked up some American colloquialisms, I should think there are bigger and worse crimes.  If you want a yank, I'll start googling more of their speech imped...err....habits, and start in full on?  Would that be satisfactory?  You don't need to answer the question, as it was rhetorical, and I don't give a fuck if it is or isn't. 

My grandfather hated the Americans. "Bunch of gobby bastards and no mistake". "Should nuke the whole fucking lot of 'em, the dirty feckers".

Oh no hang on, its the Armenians he hated.

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