cuntspotter Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Twelve cans of freezing cold Stella. Then Bobs your........ Err...I can't fuckin remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Twelve cans of freezing cold Stella. Then Bobs your........ Err...I can't fuckin remember. 12 cans with you is it boyo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: 12 cans with you is it boyo ? Yes... I'm on to the top shelf then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Peterloo, just edging Tiananmen square, is my all time favourite act of state brutality. Peterloo was 1819. Only four years after Waterloo. So obviously our soldiers were used to slapping poor, defenceless, wretches. Peterloo kicked off when the masses started demanding French beer and croissants for brekky. My great great great grandfather was so upset at not managing to spear 6 peasants on his lance at once he decided to devote his life to the welfare of soldiers. He did this by planting tree lined avenues across France. This enabled the Wehrmacht to reach Paris without getting sunburnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: Peterloo, just edging Tiananmen square, is my all time favourite act of state brutality. Great choice. Manky, do you have a top 3? I know it will be hard to choose just one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Great choice. Manky, do you have a top 3? I know it will be hard to choose just one. Amritsar is a perennial favourite up here at Spotter towers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Yes... I'm on to the top shelf then. Du du . I say this Spotters because I was living in Carmarthenshire for 7 years and all the locals said ' du du' as a term of surprise. I asked several of them to tell me what it meant and how it is was spelled. Not one could give me an answer . Probably pissed on Stella.Any ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Du du . I say this Spotters because I was living in Carmarthenshire for 7 years and all the locals said ' du du' as a term of surprise. I asked several of them to tell me what it meant and how it is was spelled. Not one could give me an answer . Probably pissed on Stella.Any ideas Duw, duw, God, God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Duw, duw, God, God. Of course from French again Dieu Dieu. Do you know our beer is very good ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Of course from French again Dieu Dieu. Do you know our beer is very good ? I've drank enough of it over the years. My mate has a gaff in Limousin. I go over to see him annually.... Do a few gigs with him.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Of course from French again Dieu Dieu. Do you know our beer is very good ? From the latin, Deus. Do you know that Decimus is very good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Great choice. Manky, do you have a top 3? I know it will be hard to choose just one. Kent State University in Ohio. 1970 Peterloo 1819 The Jungle 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: From the latin, Deus. Do you know that Decimus is very good? Yes for giving me the shits. Unlike French beer. Still on thread here Deccs , must try harder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Some Belgian beers take a bit of beating. Some of it's so smooth it's like drinking milk but a few of them and it's lights out or at the very least you piss yourself. Or maybe that's just me. French, Belgians, same fucking thing anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Some Belgian beers take a bit of beating. Some of it's so smooth it's like drinking milk but a few of them and it's lights out or at the very least you piss yourself. Or maybe that's just me. French, Belgians, same fucking thing anyway. Obviously , like me , a man of impeccable taste . Truly a rose amongst cunts ( mostly northern ) . I award you a 'like' Sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Obviously , like me , a man of impeccable taste . Truly a rose amongst cunts ( mostly northern ) . I award you a 'like' Sir Lovely stuff but fucking lethal, anyone who could drink a dozen even regular sized bottles and remember their own name deserves a fucking Victoria Cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Some Belgian beers take a bit of beating. Some of it's so smooth it's like drinking milk but a few of them and it's lights out or at the very least you piss yourself. Or maybe that's just me. French, Belgians, same fucking thing anyway. Belgian beer certainly made me do that. In fact any fucking beer made me do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Fucking continental muck. No elaboration needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Fucking continental muck. No elaboration needed. Fuck that, Manky. You've obviously never had a session on Gulden Draak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 12 hours ago, MikeD said: Some Belgian beers take a bit of beating. Some of it's so smooth it's like drinking milk but a few of them and it's lights out or at the very least you piss yourself. Or maybe that's just me. French, Belgians, same fucking thing anyway. It's when you drink a half pint bottle of something on a hot day, think... "ooo, that was sooo nice, I'll have another one, or two"... ..then when you stand up you realised you've drunk the equivalent of a whole bottle of whiskey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Another very good continental beer is Warsteiner draught brewed in Germany . Very potent , after 4 pints of it there is a tendency to start fighting. Look at the name , it starts with Wars. I used to drink this in a place called Tafarn y Cwm , Carmarthen. The fucking natives wouldn't go near it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 The only easy to get frog beer out here is Kronenbourg 1664. It's ok, but seeing as I am sipping a Coopers Vintage Ale at the moment, it is weak as piss by comparison. I wouldn't think this Coopers would find its way over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 13 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The only easy to get frog beer out here is Kronenbourg 1664. It's ok, but seeing as I am sipping a Coopers Vintage Ale at the moment, it is weak as piss by comparison. I wouldn't think this Coopers would find its way over there? Shouldn't you be supping on a jug of Castlemaine XXXX, ya flamin' galah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck that, Manky. You've obviously never had a session on Gulden Draak. It's all Lager. (German for store). Should never sully the palate of an Englishman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Shouldn't you be supping on a jug of Castlemaine XXXX, ya flamin' galah? I don't drink that Queensland horse water, Bubbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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