Mrs Roops Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: You seem to think everyone here is a bully.... You know that ain't true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 For fucks sake , she is becoming as annoying as the 'Sheep'. Piss off . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 22 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: For fucks sake , she is becoming as annoying as the 'Sheep'. Piss off . I'm sorry that a few comments can drive you into a state of apoplexy. Get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm sorry that a few comments can drive you into a state of apoplexy. Get a grip. yup, show us your meat wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Wow. I did acknowledge that should have qualified my rebuttal, me being the sender. Ding, you have caused me to have rare feelings of empathy for your usual detractors. As I said, that's the best your gonna get. Either you said it, or you didn't, there is no middle ground to debate here, "qualifying" has fuck all to do with it. You were a shit mod, and you're an even shitter "punter"... your continual use of that word implies rather a lot, and I'm not using Neils' imagination for that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: yup, show us your meat wallet Ask her to show you her Map O' Tazzie... Southerncunt might understand you then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: As I said, that's the best your gonna get. 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: ..........there is no middle ground to debate here..... Too right, you've hit stony ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 25 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Too right, you've hit stony ground. Eddie.....I think you are needed again.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Too right, you've hit stony ground. Nope, a big thick rock. Actually, I think I will agree with you for once, my seeds of wisdom have fallen on the stoney, dry and barren rock which is your mullet. Edited March 18, 2016 by DingTheRioja can't be fucked, arguing with idiots only leads to being lowered to their standards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 "Can we just stop this?" sighed my wife. "You make it all so clinical nowadays." "Don't be ridiculous," I said, consulting my notes. "It's only another 217 thrusts until your orgasm." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Statistically, no one enjoys Ding's posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Statistically, no one enjoys Ding's posts. Ding does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 8 hours ago, scotty said: "Can we just stop this?" sighed my wife. "You make it all so clinical nowadays." "Don't be ridiculous," I said, consulting my notes. "It's only another 217 thrusts until your orgasm." I thought Mrs Baws was taking even longer to reach orgasm than usual on Sunday, but I'd forgotten that the clocks had gone forward. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Ding does. I'm not so sure, I always assumed that he bashed them out as some sort of penance. Ding, as I am the closest thing to God on here, you're forgiven. Time to end your pain and ours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not so sure, I always assumed that he bashed them out as some sort of penance. Ding, as I am the closest thing to God on here, you're forgiven. Time to end your pain and ours. Ok then, do us a favour, stand next to these two bits of wood while I nail your hands and feet to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ding, as I am the closest thing to God on here,....... Interesting assertion and perhaps unfortunate. There are some people here who believe in no God, that God is nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 The wife called me whilst I was at work yesterday lunchtime and said she had terrible stomach pains. "Well, what have you had to eat today?" I asked her. "A few slices of toast, 3 sausage rolls, 2 bags of crisps, a large portion of chips and cheese, lasagne, 2 slices of birthday cake, a Mars bar and a chocolate flapjack", she told me. "That's it, then" I said "you're probably hungry". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 "Sarcasm won't get you anything," said my boss. "Well, it got me first prize in the World Sarcasm Championships last year in Toronto," I replied. "Really?" he asked. "No," I said. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Interesting assertion and perhaps unfortunate. There are some people here who believe in no God, that God is nothing. Maybe he's Cthulhu? That would explain a lot. May his noodly appendage encircle your throat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm not so sure, I always assumed that he bashed them out as some sort of penance. Ding, as I am the closest thing to God on here, you're forgiven. Time to end your pain and ours. Sorry, but I had to give Ding a "like" for his response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry, but I had to give Ding a "like" for his response. It was rather topical for the time of year.... it being the Feast of Chocolate Bunnies & Eggs afterall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: It was rather topical for the time of year.... it being the Feast of Chocolate Bunnies & Eggs afterall... Thanks for explaining it, you autistic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Interesting assertion and perhaps unfortunate. There are some people here who believe in no God, that God is nothing. Cut out the philosophy, keep on topic and post a fucking joke. If you can't manage that, just flash your growler again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Statistically, 9/11 Americans won't get this joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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