Neil Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Unlike Nike,Porsche & Tag Heuer there's no fucking way I'd pull out! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, neil298 said: Unlike Nike,Porsche & Tag Heuer there's no fucking way I'd pull out! I'd be happy just to get in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Irony! Porsche, part of the VW group who are currently under the microscope for cheating distancing themselves from Sharapova who is currently under the microscope for cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 A medicine she supposedly had been taking for ten tears went on the banned list and she didn't know? Like fuck she didn't, either that or her medical team need sacking. More of these fuckers should be regularly tested, there's no way she's an isolated case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 There should be drugs testing on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 I eagerly await the Judge's wild accusations of misogyny from pathetic little men. I even more eagerly await telling the stupid fucker to hangs himself. As the honourable MikeD says, there's no way its not widespread. Especially among those sneaky fucking Russian and Slavic types. I think the former USSR should reform and have a splinter Olympics where competitors are allowed to take as many performance enhancers as possible, and people fail drug tests if they don't have high levels of stimulate in their system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: There should be drugs testing on this site. Let's hope withers was lying about saving that photo from NY then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: There should be drugs testing on this site. Oh,come on now. You're suggesting that people who post on here might not always be of sound mind and/or possibly under the influence of drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There should be drugs testing on this site. Can I test them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 14 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Can I test them? Count me in too, lest I finally understand what the fuck Ding is on about half the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There should be drugs testing on this site. Good idea. I'll start with a bag of weed, 15 pills and a quarter of coke. I'll post the results after the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Let's hope withers was lying about saving that photo from NY then. go back to sleep you soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 3 hours ago, neil298 said: Unlike Nike,Porsche & Tag Heuer there's no fucking way I'd pull out! She would scream ' Rod me deep Neil , I'm a long bodied woman'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 I had to Google her. She's a nice little sort, bit Russian looking for my tastes though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 26 minutes ago, deebom said: Good idea. I'll start with a bag of weed, 15 pills and a quarter of coke. I'll post the results after the weekend. Is that all you want for a whole weekend you soft cunt? You remind me of a wetter version of that other cunt someone nommed who died after a 6 Bacardi breezers or something on a weekend long bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 26 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: go back to sleep you soppy cunt Here he is! Le Woofter d'Anglais as the locals call him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 12 hours ago, MikeD said: A medicine she supposedly had been taking for ten tears went on the banned list and she didn't know? Like fuck she didn't, either that or her medical team need sacking. More of these fuckers should be regularly tested, there's no way she's an isolated case. Medicine for what exactly? She seems like a healthy , Apple cheeked lass to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 The makers reckon you should only take this medicine for about 2 weeks.... ..so why the fuck 10 years then? Nothing to do with it helping the heart recover faster from heavy exertion then? (Neil... stop....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 I'd need the fucker on a drip if I could get her on her back,the prize at the end of those legs would fucking kill me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Properkhunt said: Yes, and she makes lots of grunting noises too, playing with just one ball. She's doesn't half make a racket.... I'll get me Robinsons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Yes, and she makes lots of grunting noises too, playing with just one ball. I know a bloke with one ball. We call him Jimmy Oneball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I know a bloke with one ball. We call him Jimmy Oneball. why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: why What the fuck is this shit you colossal bender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Yes, and she makes lots of grunting noises too, playing with just one Good,'cause that's all I've got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 23 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Is that all you want for a whole weekend you soft cunt? You remind me of a wetter version of that other cunt someone nommed who died after a 6 Bacardi breezers or something on a weekend long bender. Now now Bill, bit harsh there I thought. In my defense, I'm 40 now. You have to slow down a little as you get older. The comedowns are fucking horrific once you hit 35. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.