Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, MikeD said: That took about two minutes longer than I thought it would but you didn't let me down. Good old Walter - he never fails to be a predictable fucking twat at every opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Good old Walter - he never fails to be a predictable fucking twat at every opportunity. Have you been shoplifting in Tescos today ? Get some air-freshener for your wife's snatch......... industrial strength. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Have you been shoplifting in Tescos today ? Get some air-freshener for your wife's snatch......... industrial strength. I rest my case. Predictable. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: Last time I went to Beccles, it was like it was 1970 all over again. In fact it really was 1970 as the world cup was in Mexico. When I was in the brownies we went camping there. It rained for 3 days and we had to dig a hole to shit in. I swore that I'd never go there again. And I kept my word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 13 hours ago, MikeD said: Asda seems to be worse for this. It must be due to being owned by Walmart, the Yanks love this kind of shit. "And what you been up to today sir?" Shopping elsewhere you cunt and it didn't take as fucking long as it is here, now fuck off. "oh this and that, you know, found this cheap prozzie, dismembered her and thats why I'm buying all these binliners and bottles of bleach... tell me, what are you doing when you finish your shift?" 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I was in the brownies we went camping there. It rained for 3 days and we had to dig a hole to shit in. I swore that I'd never go there again. And I kept my word. Yep, you never dug a hole again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 This can be extended to customer service cunts and taxi drivers too. Just put me on hold whilst you look up my details, I'd actually rather hear Coldplay than be asked mundane questions by a braindead spider eating fuckwit. Must it really reach the point where I have to get into a taxi and instantly start saying "I'm fucking fine thank you, yes the weather is shit, and did I fuck see Eastenders last night it's a pile of deep-fried fanny batter for unsavoury cunts like you." Just shut the fuck up and do your jobs quietly and miserably like you're supposed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 On 14 March 2016 at 8:22 AM, Decimus said: Yes, I imagine that the Minimum Wage Shop Workers AGM union meeting that you recently attended was full of fascinating insights. I want to be your friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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