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Guest MikeD
1 minute ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Get off your dad's laptop before he takes his belt off to you for looking at his collection of animal porn.

That's a bastard when that happens.

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9 minutes ago, Snatch said:

benefitting? I think you'll find it's benefiting.

I knew you would say I was wrong and my post would be nonsense,thats how predictable you are.

Fucking hell,even Profb was more amusing than you.

Consider it a morale booster, you could do with getting something right.......:rolleyes:

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1 minute ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Get off your dad's laptop before he takes his belt off to you for looking at his collection of animal porn.

It's a tablet not a laptop you fucking luddite. Let me know when you've finished Debbie Does Dallas on betamax and I'll stick it on a flash drive for you, you sad cunt. Fucking cut yourself.

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Guest Couldn't give a shit
Just now, nocti said:

It's a tablet not a laptop you fucking luddite. Let me know when you've finished Debbie Does Dallas on betamax and I'll stick it on a flash drive for you, you sad cunt. Fucking cut yourself.

Ooooooooooh! Did I touch a nerve there sweetie?

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1 hour ago, MikeD said:

Is that a white guitar in your pic?

Bit racist that, isn't it?

Er... no Mike, it's a guitar not a political statement.

:rolleyes:

 

It's my Vintage AV6HGW, the Geoff Whitehorn signature model. Rather like certain politicians, it's a bit more or a bit less white depending on the circumstances. The colour is Trev Wilkinson's recreation of a colour used by Fender on early 60s Jaguar and Jazzmaster guitars. In daylight it's a sort of pale cream colour, under bright stage lights, it's pure white.

 

Still what you are dying to know is what does it sound like. Well here's Geoff playing it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest DingTheRioja
4 hours ago, Decimus said:

O.K. Let us suppose the impossible, that I got this all wrong.

Even so, do you expect us all to believe that Ding, the intellectual colossus, in possession of a most beautiful mind and a razor sharp wit to boot, also got the wrong end of the stick on that thread? Absolute fucking balderdash and a completely incredulous notion.

Don't bring me into this you cunt.

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

You're showing yourself up. On an intellectual level, you're not even in the top five on here. At least Ding knows what an exhibitionist is. I'm afraid you're average at best.

I fucking said DON'T!

2 hours ago, Snatch said:

You said you went to University and studied a science subject,so are you thick? You never which subject as science covers alot of subjects.

And here you are saying you have brains and implying Decs hasn't. He's made you look a right cunt in the past,even Ding did as well and as usual when someone does that you resort to the "your thick" retort.

The only ones I see on here agreeing with you are Admin and that useless James O' Brian wannabe RickfuckingB.

 

And you!!!!!!!

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, its with some trepidation that I question your encyclopaedic memory on all things CC, but if you posted the image in July 2013 it wouldn't have survived for more than two hours at the most. Perhaps you were castigated for posting it in the first place? If I recall, there was some debate going on where some of the (mainly) younger punters were giving it large on how they insist their partners remove all their pubic hair. If I said anything at all, I would have given the opinion that women should not pander to whim of partners conditioned in part by the porn paradigm.

You're quite right, it didn't last long (although it wasn't castigated per se) before it was replaced with this slightly less contentious image. The "pandering to whims" and "porn paradigm" phraseology has a familiar ring, but there was definitely a slur on my mental age and lack of originality in there somewhere too. :o

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Guest DingTheRioja
Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Two likes in a day, Ding, I'm off to lie down now.

Just think of it like this, you've got the rest of the year off now....

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12 hours ago, MikeD said:

Fuck me, I just get Decimus off my back, temporarily no fucking doubt, and some other cunt takes up the baton.

 

At least it's a brief respite, Mikey, grasp it firmly with both hands. 

Spare a thought for the tussle poor Mrs Decs regularly suffers when the sodomising ruffian attaches himself to her backside.

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Guest MikeD
19 hours ago, Rick_B said:

Er... no Mike, it's a guitar not a political statement.

:rolleyes:

 

It's my Vintage AV6HGW, the Geoff Whitehorn signature model. Rather like certain politicians, it's a bit more or a bit less white depending on the circumstances. The colour is Trev Wilkinson's recreation of a colour used by Fender on early 60s Jaguar and Jazzmaster guitars. In daylight it's a sort of pale cream colour, under bright stage lights, it's pure white.

 

Still what you are dying to know is what does it sound like. Well here's Geoff playing it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck me!!

Really?

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Guest Snatch
2 hours ago, MikeD said:

Fuck me!!

Really?

Thats what it sounds like through a Hughs & Kettner set-up,that always presuming there are no effects involved.

Through a different set-up it would sound slightly different.

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Guest MikeD
Just now, Snatch said:

Its what it sounds like through a Hughs & Kettner set-up,that always presuming there are no effects involved.

Through a different set-up it would sound slightly different.

It seems Rick takes himself a little bit seriously.

He won't be short of company on here.

 

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Guest Snatch
Just now, MikeD said:

It seems Rick takes himself a little bit seriously.

He won't be short of company on here.

 

I think he needs to unzip his anorak a bit.

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2 hours ago, MikeD said:

It seems Rick takes himself a little bit seriously.

He won't be short of company on here.

 

It wasn't me who shoehorned the guitar into this thread, it was you. Regarding amps, clearly all guitars will sound a bit different depending on what they're played through. The point of the AV6HGW is that it's not an expensive guitar at all, I paid about £270 for mine.

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4 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

It wasn't me who shoehorned the guitar into this thread, it was you. Regarding amps, clearly all guitars will sound a bit different depending on what they're played through. The point of the AV6HGW is that it's not an expensive guitar at all, I paid about £270 for mine.

You're not the full ticket, Rick. 

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6 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

It wasn't me who shoehorned the guitar into this thread, it was you. Regarding amps, clearly all guitars will sound a bit different depending on what they're played through. The point of the AV6HGW is that it's not an expensive guitar at all, I paid about £270 for mine.

Why did you join a site such as this, Rick?

Seems a strange choice, or were 'Boring Cunts Anonymous' closed to new applicants?

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