Online Idiots Who Try To Articulate Their Emotions Through Font Size, Colour and Emojis

[Decimus]

Not being an absolute fucking simpleton, I am able to convey my feelings on a matter when posting online through the medium of punctuation and a more than basic grasp of the English language.

If you are enraged, don't make yourself look like an absolutely spasticated cunt by employing capitalisation, emboldened text, increased font size, and worst of all, changing your font colour to red. It's also not necessary to add a series of emojis to display your mental state. I am not an autistic cunt who needs visual prompts to help me form an opinion on the tone of a chunk of text. To illustrate my point, the worst CC offender in history for this disgusting behaviour was Jazz, a cunt of unrivalled magnitude.

 

[Rick_B]

Good point.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

[Witheredscrote]

11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I'm with you Ding. What a crock of fucking shit . This webbed footed marsh dwelling cunt is losing it.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Not being an absolute fucking simpleton, I am able to convey my feelings on a matter when posting online through the medium of punctuation and a more than basic grasp of the English language.

If you are enraged, don't make yourself look like an absolutely spasticated cunt by employing capitalisation, emboldened text, increased font size, and worst of all, changing your font colour to red. It's also not necessary to add a series of emojis to display your mental state. I am not an autistic cunt who needs visual prompts to help me form an opinion on the tone of a chunk of text. To illustrate my point, the worst CC offender in history for this disgusting behaviour was Jazz, a cunt of unrivalled magnitude.

 

Hear hear. The English language has more than sufficient combinations, infinite even, to couch any nuance imaginable without resorting to a mere handful of additional childish qualifiers.

[Guest Gurt]

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• Please kill ding
• He must be a proper vegetable to use this shit

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

Forgive me if I am not mortally offended by this, Ding. Afterall, for a cunt like you who employs all the childish shite I mentioned to agree with this nom, would be like a nonce voting to raise the age of consent. Idiot.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

31 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Forgive me if I am not mortally offended by this, Ding. Afterall, for a cunt like you who employs all the childish shite I mentioned to agree with this nom, would be like a nonce voting to raise the age of consent. Idiot.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Not being an absolute fucking simpleton, I am able to convey my feelings on a matter when posting online through the medium of punctuation and a more than basic grasp of the English language.

If you are enraged, don't make yourself look like an absolutely spasticated cunt by employing capitalisation, emboldened text, increased font size, and worst of all, changing your font colour to red. It's also not necessary to add a series of emojis to display your mental state. I am not an autistic cunt who needs visual prompts to help me form an opinion on the tone of a chunk of text. To illustrate my point, the worst CC offender in history for this disgusting behaviour was Jazz, a cunt of unrivalled magnitude.

 

You do somehow seem to stumble through an intellectual joust with Roops like Stevie Wonder in a hall of mirrors you daft twat.

[Bubba C]

Bill dreams about ending Drew's life and it rightly leaves him in a right sweaty, sticky mess, but the one thing guaranteed to put a smile on my face, would be an end-of-life for Ding. 

What a complete wanker, and I mean that literally. The sort of grotty cunt who sits at his computer, slowly trawling through sites and forums, desperately hoping people will notice and accept him.  Trying to use double entendres and stupid, sleazy comments in the vain hope that females will engage in conversation with him so he can fantasise about having sex with them

For all the dopey cunt knows, the 'ladies' he's trying to romance are mentally unstable, middle-aged, bungalow dwelling bald cunts, who get their kicks from leading on gullible drips. 

Fucking hell, what a cunt.

 

[Decimus]

9 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

You do somehow seem to stumble through an intellectual joust with Roops like Stevie Wonder in a hall of mirrors you daft twat.

Drew, you stupid fucking cunt. Have you never seen Candyman? You've mentioned Roops once, now I'm mentioning her and taking up the tally to two. Please don't take it to three. One more utterance of She Who Shall Not be named and we'll have another shambolic utterly shite post on this thread from her to add to your one.

[Guest luke swarm]

There is definitive link between the usage of these Emojis , Fonts things and the level of wankiness of the user.......just look at the most habitual users and everybody would agree, there is a correlation which without doubt indicates that the higher the usage, the more stupid the cunt is.

If anyone has any doubts , then I refer you to exhibit A = ProfB.

                                                                        exhibit B = Ding

The facts speak for themselves and are undeniable.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

A shite post to accompany an equally shite nom. oh, to reinforce your other equally shite nom. about cunting things. Quality not quantity you amoeba brained infant.

ps....

 

 

Roops.

[Bubba C]

2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

A shite post to accompany an equally shite nom. oh, to reinforce your other equally shite nom. about cunting things. Quality not quantity you amoeba brained infant.

ps....

 

 

Roops.

Spoken like a truly boring fucking cunt. 

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

One - nil to Pissflaps.

Good work Drew. Pure South African gold.

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

A shite post to accompany an equally shite nom. oh, to reinforce your other equally shite nom. about cunting things. Quality not quantity you amoeba brained infant.

ps....

 

 

Roops.

Drew, forgive me if this sounds impertinent, but as I have a full head of hair I genuinely can't comment.

Is it true that there is a link between male pattern baldness and the fast onset of becoming a complete and utter tedious fucking bore? You're providing irrevocable evidence to suggest that it is true.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Calm yourself Dex. Calling me a fucking tedious bore is pushing the boundaries of cunting each other. 

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Drew, forgive me if this sounds impertinent, but as I have a full head of hair I genuinely can't comment.

Is it true that there is a link between male pattern baldness and the fast onset of becoming a complete and utter tedious fucking bore? You're providing irrevocable evidence to suggest that it is true.

Forgive me Dix. I thought you meant head full of air after your recent performance (piss poor) against Roops.,

Mrs Roops., Mrs Roops, Mrs Roops.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

42 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

There is definitive link between the usage of these Emojis , Fonts things and the level of wankiness of the user.......just look at the most habitual users and everybody would agree, there is a correlation which without doubt indicates that the higher the usage, the more stupid the cunt is.

If anyone has any doubts , then I refer you to exhibit A = ProfB.

                                                                        exhibit B = Ding

The facts speak for themselves and are undeniable.

[Mrs Roops]

8 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Mrs Roops., Mrs Roops, Mrs Roops.

I'm not Beetlejuice!

[Guest MikeD]

14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I'm not Beetlejuice!

Fanny juice?

You left the door fucking wide open there!

[Guest Snatch]

1 minute ago, MikeD said:

Fanny juice?

You left the door fucking wide open there!

Not the only thing wide open.

[Guest MikeD]

Just now, Snatch said:

Not the only thing wide open.

As soon as I posted I thought about that.

I missed the opportunity of a shit joke, i'll never live with the fucking shame!

[Rick_B]

46 minutes ago, MikeD said:

As soon as I posted I thought about that.

I missed the opportunity of a shit joke, i'll never live with the fucking shame!

You'll catch up Mike.

[Guest MikeD]

Just now, Rick_B said:

You'll catch up Mike.

God fucking help you when I do!