Witheredscrote Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Bernard Conche , a French pensioner is on the run. I don't know if he is a cunt or a fucking good guy ( even for a Frog ). He failed to appear in court after being charged with assault. It kicked off in Waitrose , Chelsea , when he was confronted by staff for 'lifting' camembert cheese. He threw the cheese at staff which struck one on the head , run down a security guard with his trolley and kicked a copper. The police stated ' the cheese was an assault weapon ' . Well yes I agree , but if it was kept at room temperature it would be soft. I would blame Brussels if I were him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Bernard Conche , a French pensioner is on the run. I don't know if he is a cunt or a fucking good guy ( even for a Frog ). He failed to appear in court after being charged with assault. It kicked off in Waitrose , Chelsea , when he was confronted by staff for 'lifting' camembert cheese. He threw the cheese at staff which struck one on the head , run down a security guard with his trolley and kicked a copper. The police stated ' the cheese was an assault weapon ' . Well yes I agree , but if it was kept at room temperature it would be soft. I would blame Brussels if I were him. I've had a few women say that to me, fuck-all new there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 36 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Bernard Conche , a French pensioner is on the run. I don't know if he is a cunt or a fucking good guy ( even for a Frog ). He failed to appear in court after being charged with assault. It kicked off in Waitrose , Chelsea , when he was confronted by staff for 'lifting' camembert cheese. He threw the cheese at staff which struck one on the head , run down a security guard with his trolley and kicked a copper. The police stated ' the cheese was an assault weapon ' . Well yes I agree , but if it was kept at room temperature it would be soft. I would blame Brussels if I were him. I think he should be shot dead by the SAS. Coming over here and stealing,er, our cheese. Firm but fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Not surprise its Waitrose. Magnet for the dodgiest and most unsavoury characters of society. Even Frank doesn't beg outside there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Dozy cunt should have used an extra ripe stilton... that stuff would would have assaulted the security guard and twatted the copper for him, enabling a faster smoother getaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Cheese eating surrender monkey, a frogs running(hopping) off, nothing new about that, the cunt should fuck off back to France before we pull the drawbridge up in June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 32 minutes ago, r-soles said: Cheese eating surrender monkey, a frogs running(hopping) off, nothing new about that, the cunt should fuck off back to France before we pull the drawbridge up in June. I heard that he was a Vichy sympathiser, so surely he's right up your street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I heard that he was a Vichy sympathiser, so surely he's right up your street? Who is Vichy? Should I know her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Who is Vichy? Should I know her? Vive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 On 09/04/2016 at 5:19 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Not surprise its Waitrose. Magnet for the dodgiest and most unsavoury characters of society. Even Frank doesn't beg outside there! Very true, gypps. That's because they've got more valuable stuff to nick. Do you ever go there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: Very true, gypps. That's because they've got more valuable stuff to nick. Do you ever go there? Nah guvnor. I sends me kids aaht daahn there dun I? Gor bloimey strike a loit. I feels a song caaming on: "'eres a little ditty they sing the city......" I'll gets me cape! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nah guvnor. I sends me kids aaht daahn there dun I? Gor bloimey strike a loit. I feels a song caaming on: "'eres a little ditty they sing the city......" I'll gets me cape! A little kid came into my Liverpool bookstore and asked to look at three copies of the encyclopedia brittanica. "That's heavy reading, isn't it?" I said. "I can't read," he replied. "But mum told me that if I stand on them I can reach into the till." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: A little kid came into my Liverpool bookstore and asked to look at three copies of the encyclopedia brittanica. "That's heavy reading, isn't it?" I said. "I can't read," he replied. "But mum told me that if I stand on them I can reach into the till." Sickileak again Sooters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Sickileak again Sooters Shove yourself in a mime box without any air holes, you vile, beret wearing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: A little kid came into my Liverpool bookstore and asked to look at three copies of the encyclopedia brittanica. "That's heavy reading, isn't it?" I said. "I can't read," he replied. "But mum told me that if I stand on them I can reach into the till." This is plainly bollocks Scotty......bookshop .....Liverpool....those two words do not connect in any logical sense. You've let yourself down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nah guvnor. I sends me kids aaht daahn there dun I? Gor bloimey strike a loit. I feels a song caaming on: "'eres a little ditty they sing the city......" I'll gets me cape! Please get your cyanide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Shove yourself in a mime box without any air holes, you vile, beret wearing cunt. less of the vile please . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, Gurt said: Please get your cyanide oompapah to you too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 I've avoided this nom as I thought the subject matter was Withers and his crusty cock. Upon finally reading it, I've decided it's even fucking worse. Fuck off Withers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Sickileak again Sooters I can't help myself at the moment scrotes. It's some type of virus, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: I can't help myself at the moment scrotes. It's some type of virus, I think. That's what Frank's doctor said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 53 minutes ago, MikeD said: That's what Frank's doctor said. I wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall when franks doctor said anything, mike. Some things you can't unhear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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