Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 First off, good news- Quincy is lost for words. Im not sure if this is a cunt, or who I'm cunting, but this requires scrutiny and critique by this hallowed institution. What in the scaly blue fuck is this shit? Mills and Boon for the , errrr, discerning ... errr, lady who likes .... What the fuck? There seems to be loads of this shit, and it seems to be a "thing". http://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 What the fuck were you searching for to "stumble" upon this, Quincy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 I don't think this is stumbleable upon. I've some editor mates who do shit for Harper Collins, and in the course of trending research into "new" words/terms come up with a decent stream of mad bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: What the fuck were you searching for to "stumble" upon this, Quincy? Don't tell me you're not considering buying one for a quality birthday gift for someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't tell me you're not considering buying one for a quality birthday gift for someone. It's fucking tempting to read it, just to see how the act of being fucked by a T-rex is described. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 19 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: First off, good news- Quincy is lost for words. Im not sure if this is a cunt, or who I'm cunting, but this requires scrutiny and critique by this hallowed institution. What in the scaly blue fuck is this shit? Mills and Boon for the , errrr, discerning ... errr, lady who likes .... What the fuck? There seems to be loads of this shit, and it seems to be a "thing". http://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO# The only cunt in this nom is you QC. Truly fucking awful. Are you suffering from the same ailment as Ball Slackers ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 I think Wayne Rooney is the man to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Ape said: It's fucking tempting to read it, just to see how the act of being fucked by a T-rex is described. There are a few of them. I think I'll be buying one for the missus. Plus, as you say, I'm also ptero/saurus curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: The only cunt in this nom is you QC. Truly fucking awful. Are you suffering from the same ailment as Ball Slackers ? You can fuck off, this warranted mention . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 24 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: The only cunt in this nom is you QC... That was possibly true, until you joined in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 The reviews on Amazon are very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I don't think this is stumbleable upon. I've some editor mates who do shit for Harper Collins, and in the course of trending research into "new" words/terms come up with a decent stream of mad bollocks. Absolute fucking bollocks. Fantasist shit. You haven't got any mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Absolute fucking bollocks. Fantasist shit. You haven't got any mates. Harsh , bubbles, harsh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Ignore the haters Quince, it's probably 'cos the protagonist is a woman and it's a all bit straight for them. Chuck Tingle is probably more up their boulevard. From Amazon: "This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay dinosaur action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and space raptor love." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, nocti said: Ignore the haters Quince, it's probably 'cos the protagonist is a woman and it's a all bit straight for them. Chuck Tingle is probably more up their boulevard. From Amazon: "This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay dinosaur action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and space raptor love." 4100 words does not a novel make, though that prob shouldn't be the first criticism... Bubbles has just found his sea legs, and in this first heady draught of confidence has gone careening into mind-boggling pompous smuggery. He will soon calm down and divert his energies back into inventive, cutting edge cunting and away from faggotty, small minded parping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 When I saw this nom title I assumed it was a reference to rupert murdoch knobbing jerry hall. But the thought of a tyrannosaurus rex shagging some young bird is a lot less disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Ape said: It's fucking tempting to read it, just to see how the act of being fucked by a T-rex is described. Marc Bolan dying certainly fucked T-Rex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Has this degenerated into some sort of jazz-esque, crayon wielding spastic festival? Please agree to some sort of suicide pact to include all of your family members so that the world is spared from this utter gash kill yourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Has this degenerated into some sort of jazz-esque, crayon wielding spastic festival? Please agree to some sort of suicide pact to include all of your family members so that the world is spared from this utter gash kill yourselves Degenerated from what , Gurt? From lofty ideals and high high discourse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Degenerated from fantasy spastics getting anal-jackhammered to me having to crack one out over Stephen hawking being violated by a triceratops . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: Degenerated from fantasy spastics getting anal-jackhammered to me having to crack one out over Stephen hawking being violated by a triceratops . I'd pay good money to see that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gurt said: Degenerated from fantasy spastics getting anal-jackhammered to me having to crack one out over Stephen hawking being violated by a triceratops . A greasy window into the filthy mind of a jailbound sick-twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 The depravity that I find myself engaging in makes me vomit but I make the most of it and use it as lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: The depravity that I find myself engaging in makes me vomit but I make the most of it and use it as lube Efficient. Waste not want not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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