Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Guess she doesn't want to get laid again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Guess she doesn't want to get laid again.... Nice tits, if she can make a nice cup of tea she's a keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 What is she saying exactly? She looks very disapproving. It's not my fault she's got AIDS. Well, I didn't invent it. What are you saying ding ? As usual I've no idea. This is a cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Any young woman, or man, who can actually spell the word "feminism" should know that bareback fucking has all sorts of potential consequences. Cruising on the back of political movements you don't understand simply confirms the stupidity which landed you a dose in the first place. I despair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 57 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Any young woman, or man, who can actually spell the word "feminism" should know that bareback fucking has all sorts of potential consequences. Cruising on the back of political movements you don't understand simply confirms the stupidity which landed you a dose in the first place. I despair! How's Stavros? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: As usual I've no idea. You could have just left it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Guess she doesn't want to get laid again.... I bet she's one of those deranged student bitches turning up at debates with her face covered in her own menstrual blood and I bet her fanny smells like Camden fish market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 I don't get it. Is she saying she has an STD? Either way i wouldn't, not even with yours Neil. Can ugly Munter lesbians even catch STD's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Guess she doesn't want to get laid again.... Soapy tit wank comes to mind, trouble is most of the Cunts on here are dickless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 18 minutes ago, Fatty said: Soapy tit wank comes to mind, trouble is most of the Cunts on here are dickless I've just received a PM from Frank, Fatty. He wanted me to ask if you're still offering free tit-wanks as he's a bit skint at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 32 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I've just received a PM from Frank, Fatty. He wanted me to ask if you're still offering free tit-wanks as he's a bit skint at the moment. Anything for frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Fatty said: Anything for frank He doesn't stop with the demands, Fatty. Now he's asking if you can wear the purple lipstick and put his favourite Kenny G album on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 I despise third wave feminists with a vengeance, They're not real women, they're just fuck ugly worthless unadulterated toxic effluent, pointless stink-cunts with massive fucking chips on their massive fuck off shoulders simply because nobody wants to fuck them. I mean who in their right mind would resort to fucking a cunty looking blued haired Spacehopper wearing dungarees and hipster spectacles toting the Communist Manifesto? Get to fuck you horrific gut churning shithouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I despise third wave feminists with a vengeance, They're not real women, they're just fuck ugly worthless unadulterated toxic effluent, pointless stink-cunts with massive fucking chips on their massive fuck off shoulders simply because nobody wants to fuck them. I mean who in their right mind would resort to fucking a cunty looking blued haired Spacehopper wearing dungarees and hipster spectacles toting the Communist Manifesto? Get to fuck you horrific gut churning shithouses. Let it Go Gongers let it go....you are better off without her mate ...you gave her fucking everything and she throws it all away to join the lesbian colony at Greenham Common...well fuck her and her Morning Star reading rug munchers....plenty more fish in the sea so chin up eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Let it Go Gongers let it go....you are better off without her mate ...you gave her fucking everything and she throws it all away to join the lesbian colony at Greenham Common...well fuck her and her Morning Star reading rug munchers....plenty more fish in the sea so chin up eh. She was aright until she opened up a Tumblr account which lead to her wearing my Y fronts in secret. You should have seen the fucking state of my Y fronts after a two week tour of duty around her arse and fanny. I didn't know whether to burn them or call in the pest control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 I'd fuck her tits if she put a bag on her head and promised to shut the fuck up.What a waste of a half decent rack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: I'd fuck her tits if she put a bag on her head and promised to shut the fuck up.What a waste of a half decent rack ...don't forget the raincoat though, she's freely admitting to being a bit of a skank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 I'd have a crack. I do better with women with glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: I'd have a crack. I do better with women with glasses. Me too, especially when you take them off and they don't have full focus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: Me too, especially when you take them off and they don't have full focus. It's the only way Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: It's the only way Mike. I wear them so I don't have full focus either, most of the time it's better not to see properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 On 13/04/2016 at 10:24 PM, DingTheRioja said: Guess she doesn't want to get laid again.... That's my cousin Norman. He's been fucking warned many times by the family not to do this sort of thing. Fucking idiot. I once caught him trying on one if my dresses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Me too, especially when you take them off and they don't have full focus. I bet you even hide their white stick as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's my cousin Norman. He's been fucking warned many times by the family not to do this sort of thing. Fucking idiot. I once caught him trying on one if my dresses. The troubling thing is, I bet you're not joking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The troubling thing is, I bet you're not joking... Ding, have you got a special dance that you reserve for karaoke renditions of UB40's and Pato Banton's version of 'Baby Come Back'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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