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Did this thread introduce everyone to the concept of Internet porn?

I stop posting for two days, come back and I'm the only member online in this ghost town.

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31 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Did this thread introduce everyone to the concept of Internet porn?

I stop posting for two days, come back and I'm the only member online in this ghost town.

I've been in the cooler for the past two days, Bill. I nearly fell asleep reading the fucking drivel that's been shat out by some of our less astute colleagues the last few days.

Mike has climbed to the top of the board based upon Ding's like contribution in relation to his new Stormfront material, and the less said about Ding the better. Without us here to keep him in check, Withers has been scampering over the threads like he owns the fucking place, whilst having what I can only assume was a mental breakdown. Frank has been as useless as tits on a fish, and Punkape appears to have joined Boko Haram. 

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've been in the cooler for the past two days, Bill. I nearly fell asleep reading the fucking drivel that's been shat out by some of our less astute colleagues the last few days.

Mike has climbed to the top of the board based upon Ding's like contribution in relation to his new Stormfront material, and the less said about Ding the better. Without us here to keep him in check, Withers has been scampering over the threads like he owns the fucking place, whilst having what I can only assume was a mental breakdown. Frank has been as useless as tits on a fish, and Punkape appears to have joined Boko Haram. 

Fuck off back there then.

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've been in the cooler for the past two days, Bill. I nearly fell asleep reading the fucking drivel that's been shat out by some of our less astute colleagues the last few days.

Mike has climbed to the top of the board based upon Ding's like contribution in relation to his new Stormfront material, and the less said about Ding the better. Without us here to keep him in check, Withers has been scampering over the threads like he owns the fucking place, whilst having what I can only assume was a mental breakdown. Frank has been as useless as tits on a fish, and Punkape appears to have joined Boko Haram. 

Fuck off back there then.

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9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've been in the cooler for the past two days, Bill. I nearly fell asleep reading the fucking drivel that's been shat out by some of our less astute colleagues the last few days.

Mike has climbed to the top of the board based upon Ding's like contribution in relation to his new Stormfront material, and the less said about Ding the better. Without us here to keep him in check, Withers has been scampering over the threads like he owns the fucking place, whilst having what I can only assume was a mental breakdown. Frank has been as useless as tits on a fish, and Punkape appears to have joined Boko Haram. 

Easy, easy now, keep calm.

It's only a website.

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Guest MikeD
Just now, Decimus said:

How do you get MikeD down from a Bonsai tree?

With a teeny pair of lego step ladders.

Height again?

Frank's the same. You reckon you and him standing on each other's shoulders would add up to someone of average height?

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Just now, MikeD said:

Height again?

Frank's the same. You reckon you and him standing on each other's shoulders would add up to someone of average height?

Take no notice of them Mikey.....after all some woman are prepared to pretend they like short scrawny men.

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Just now, luke swarm said:

Take no notice of them Mikey.....after all some woman are prepared to pretend they like short scrawny men.

Just me being here annoys them, that's more than enough for me.

Happy fucking days you bunch of cunts!

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18 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 Frank has been as useless as tits on a fish, and Punkape appears to have joined Boko Haram. 

This is true..Frank has been totally ineffective recently and the Punkape program has been stuck in the Tesco/Nigerian/Lol loop for a week now.

Someone really needs to have a word with the cunt responsible for these atrocities.

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Guest luke swarm
1 minute ago, MikeD said:

Just me being here annoys them, that's more than enough for me.

Happy fucking days you bunch of cunts!

you're better than this Mikey....after all the post of pointless annoying cunt is already being filled by Ding.

Surely you do not want to compete for that title as believe me...you're no match for Dingaling...he really is quite useless.

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Just now, luke swarm said:

This is true..Frank has been totally ineffective recently and the Punkape program has been stuck in the Tesco/Nigerian/Lol loop for a week now.

Someone really needs to have a word with the cunt responsible for these atrocities.

From what I can see, Lukers, you appear to be the only member who hasn't fallen into a catatonic coma over the past two and had their accounts hacked by Lenny fucking Henry. The comedic standard has been on par with an audience with Keith Chegwin.

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Guest luke swarm
2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Knob-jockey.

Lol.

Hi Pinky......Ape will be along later and we can then have the usual pointless drivel on autocunt churning away.  

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6 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've been in the cooler for the past two days, Bill. I nearly fell asleep reading the fucking drivel that's been shat out by some of our less astute colleagues the last few days.

Mike has climbed to the top of the board based upon Ding's like contribution in relation to his new Stormfront material, and the less said about Ding the better. Without us here to keep him in check, Withers has been scampering over the threads like he owns the fucking place, whilst having what I can only assume was a mental breakdown. Frank has been as useless as tits on a fish, and Punkape appears to have joined Boko Haram. 

They had me and fatty on D wing. Tortured us for hours to get decs latest Machiavellian plot. The fat cunt broke at the promise of a deep fried Mars bar and a well thumbed copy of mens health.  

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2 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

you're better than this Mikey....after all the post of pointless annoying cunt is already being filled by Ding.

Surely you do not want to compete for that title as believe me...you're no match for Dingaling...he really is quite useless.

I know my place!

And it's funny to see how easy people's buttons are pushed by doing more or less fuck-all.

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Just now, Eddie said:

They had me and fatty on D wing. Tortured us for hours to get decs latest Machiavellian plot. The fat cunt broke at the promise of a deep fried Mars bar and a well thumbed copy of mens health.  I tried to get at bubbles but he was on rule 43 the snivelling worm.

Yet more accusations of noncery?

 

5 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

How do you get Mike, Ding, Drew and Withers on a bar stool. 

Turn it upside down. 

 

and that was shit 35 years ago.

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Just now, Eddie said:

They had me and fatty on D wing. Tortured us for hours to get decs latest Machiavellian plot. The fat cunt broke at the promise of a deep fried Mars bar and a well thumbed copy of mens health.  I tried to get at bubbles but he was on rule 43 the snivelling worm.

I had a feeling young Fats was lurking there. I didn't have any trouble sleeping as I'd assumed that they were piping the mournful song of a blue whale through the tannoy system. Now I know that it was actually Fatty a few cells down being violated by big wing daddy Jazz.

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1 hour ago, Eddie said:

They had me and fatty on D wing. Tortured us for hours to get decs latest Machiavellian plot. The fat cunt broke at the promise of a deep fried Mars bar and a well thumbed copy of mens health.  I tried to get at bubbles but he was on rule 43 the snivelling worm.

Edward you slimy toad, how the devil are you? 

Despite you being a deplorably disgusting excuse for a human, and throwing accusations of noncing at me like you throw confetti on your gay-pride marches, I will not have you calling me a snivelling worm. 

Now, you feel free to continue with them if it gets you off at night, but I'd like to see past it, wipe the slate clean and move on.

Besides, when you're not being a thick cunt, you do have the ability to be mildly amusing.  The last thing I'd want is for you to fall into the Ding and Mickey category of completely humourless cunts. 

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