Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll explain this so that your tiny brain can understand what is going on here. It's like this. Half the site are genuinely funny, entertaining and witty contributors. There is nothing gay about looking another man in the eyes, just as there is nothing gay in enjoying the posts of the more intelligent posters on here, no matter what your repressed, troglodyte mind thinks. Another quarter of the site I can take or leave. And then there is the final quarter. You're in it, along with the rest of the Bore Four, Ding, Mike and Roops. One of you is a thick racist cunt, one is a boring, autistic non-entity, one is a Scottish dwarf who thinks that he is a 70's stand up comedian, and the final member of the troupe is an exhibitionist slag who is about half as funny as all of you combined but is twice as intelligent. None of which is a compliment to either party. And then there are the strange, off the radar beings like the ignoble Gurt, off the radar as he is seething underground in his rooty demense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: None of which is a compliment to either party. Up yours you stupid 12 fingered spacker. Your list of friends is not them people you like, it is them people that tolerate you because it is fashionable to have a mong with you at the venue for the Peters and Lee comeback concert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 42 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll explain this so that your tiny brain can understand what is going on here. It's like this. Half the site are genuinely funny, entertaining and witty contributors. There is nothing gay about looking another man in the eyes, just as there is nothing gay in enjoying the posts of the more intelligent posters on here, no matter what your repressed, troglodyte mind thinks. Another quarter of the site I can take or leave. And then there is the final quarter. You're in it, along with the rest of the Bore Four, Ding, Mike and Roops. One of you is a thick racist cunt, one is a boring, autistic non-entity, one is a Scottish dwarf who thinks that he is a 70's stand up comedian, and the final member of the troupe is an exhibitionist slag who is about half as funny as all of you combined but is twice as intelligent. None of which is a compliment to either party. Ah, Decs "the destroyer", licenced to carry a fully loaded clip-board. And he's only 29. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: 48 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll explain this so that your tiny brain can understand what is going on here. It's like this. Half the site are genuinely funny, entertaining and witty contributors. There is nothing gay about looking another man in the eyes, just as there is nothing gay in enjoying the posts of the more intelligent posters on here, no matter what your repressed, troglodyte mind thinks. Another quarter of the site I can take or leave. And then there is the final quarter. You're in it, along with the rest of the Bore Four, Ding, Mike and Roops. One of you is a thick racist cunt, one is a boring, autistic non-entity, one is a Scottish dwarf who thinks that he is a 70's stand up comedian, and the final member of the troupe is an exhibitionist slag who is about half as funny as all of you combined but is twice as intelligent. None of which is a compliment to either party. Fuck me, height again! You have some serious issues. Is Snow White letting you use the computer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 So three of the Bore Four have taken the bait and put in a predictably underwhelming performance. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm looking forward to what Ding has got to say for himself. It can't be any worse than the above drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: So three of the Bore Four have taken the bait and put in a predictably underwhelming performance. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm looking forward to what Ding has got to say for himself. It can't be any worse than the above drivel. 5* cunting at its very best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Decimus holding his own v 3 of the boresome foursome. Wonderful scenes. Altnough it's a bit like a fully grown tiger mauling a bunch of adolescent, malnourished midgets in a Latin American village while the locals bay for easy blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Decimus holding his own v 3 of the boresome foursome. Wonderful scenes. Altnough it's a bit like a fully grown tiger mauling a bunch of adolescent, malnourished midgets in a Latin American village while the locals bay for easy blood. You just had to get a midget reference in, didn't you? Excellent work. Mike will be seething, just as soon as he gets out of his high-chair and sees that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Decimuspectators"is own v 3 of the boresome fours ome. WonIerful scenes. Altnough it's a b it like a fully grown tiger mauling a bunch of adolescent, malnourished midgets in a Latin American village while the locals bay for easy blood. would the phrase "should have gone to specsavers" sufficiently convey my opinion of this post. There must be some subliminal messages that i am totally missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: So three of the Bore Four have taken the bait and put in a predictably underwhelming performance. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm looking forward to what Ding has got to say for himself. It can't be any worse than the above drivel. ....so underwhelming you not only comment on it, but are now showing early warning signs of doing yet another Chernobyl elsewhere.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: would the phrase "should have gone to specsavers" sufficiently convey my opinion of this post. There must be some subliminal messages that i am totally missing. What colour is your bungalow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Decimus holding his own v 3 of the boresome foursome. Wonderful scenes. Altnough it's a bit like a fully grown tiger mauling a bunch of adolescent, malnourished midgets in a Latin American village while the locals bay for easy blood. A bit fanciful, no tigers in South America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Decimus holding his own v 3 of the boresome foursome. Wonderful scenes. Altnough it's a bit like a fully grown tiger mauling a bunch of adolescent, malnourished midgets in a Latin American village while the locals bay for easy blood. He never needs to hold his own while you and his other boyfriends are fighting over who gets their mouth round it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: He never needs to hold his own while you and his other boyfriends are fighting over who gets their mouth round it. It's true, I could never hope to stand up to such withering barrages as this, Mike. What are you planning for your next act? A few "your mum" digs, or maybe a humourous knock-knock joke referencing me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: So three of the Bore Four have taken the bait and put in a predictably underwhelming performance. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm looking forward to what Ding has got to say for himself. It can't be any worse than the above drivel. You better make the best of your time until your wife comes in and tells you what you're doing for the rest of the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Decimus. Do a prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: It's true, I could never hope to stand up to such withering barrages as this, Mike. What are you planning for your next act? A few "your mum" digs, or maybe a humourous knock-knock joke referencing me? Whatever anyone says in reply you'll just regard it as inferior and post some long -winded wank, probably a symptom of whatever mental illness you have, so why should I bother? Me being here obviously pushes your buttons so i'll just hang around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: A bit fanciful, no tigers in South America. Unbelievable. I actually predicted this tepid response in my head as I posted it You utter, utter, utter, utter bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Unbelievable. I actually predicted this tepid response in my head as I posted it You utter, utter, utter, utter bore. Easy to say after the event, Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Decimus. Do a prince. As a royalist, I'd imagine that one of your biggest fantasies would be to "do a Prince". I bet you'd love nothing more than being balls deep in Charlie's arse, serenading him with Michael Jackson's earth song whilst both wearing Panda masks and Green peace stickers. You tree hugging cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: As a royalist, I'd imagine that one of your biggest fantasies would be to "do a Prince". I bet you'd love nothing more than being balls deep in Charlie's arse, serenading him with Michael Jackson's earth song whilst both wearing Panda masks and Green peace stickers. You tree hugging cunt. Headlines you tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Easy to say after the event, Bill Even if I was lying, it doesn't detract from my point that it was a terrible comment not worth the jizz stained bedroom it was typed in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Even if I was lying, it doesn't detract from my point that it was a terrible comment not worth the jizz stained bedroom it was typed in. There was more to the point about tigers' natural habitat Bill. Too fanciful for you it seems.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: As a royalist, I'd imagine that one of your biggest fantasies would be to "do a Prince". I bet you'd love nothing more than being balls deep in Charlie's arse, serenading him with Michael Jackson's earth song whilst both wearing Panda masks and Green peace stickers. You tree hugging cunt. Top Cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Even if I was lying, it doesn't detract from my point that it was a terrible comment not worth the jizz stained bedroom it was typed in. One of the better comments on here for fucking days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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