Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Oh dear, did I accidentally get the words 'site' and 'sight' mixed up. Luckily, no fucker on here is so stupid to even suspect that it was an intentional error to provoke a response from a complete prick. You stupid northern arsehole.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: But...but... You're from Cheshire... And thick. I was from Shropshire originally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Bad grammar is inexcusable and sloppy. Have you been snorting harpic? You've taken your stupidity to a whole new level today, and step changes like this aren't normally achievable without some chemical assistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Have you been snorting harpic? You've taken your stupidity to a whole new level today, and step changes like this aren't normally achievable without some chemical assistance. I'd like to give you some chemical assistance. A sulphuric acid enema springs to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Have you been snorting harpic? You've taken your stupidity to a whole new level today, and step changes like this aren't normally achievable without some chemical assistance. When are you going to tell us more about your wife and her "tricks" We all want to know..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You stupid northern arsehole.. Bear baiting was banned in 1835. Spunkape baiting is the only sport where I can pick on a poor wretched creature for my enjoyment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Have you been snorting harpic? You've taken your stupidity to a whole new level today, and step changes like this aren't normally achievable without some chemical assistance. Being a thick cunt comes naturally to Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: When are you going to tell us more about your wife and her "tricks" We all want to know..... lol. I fucking don't , I'm eating here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I fucking don't , I'm eating here Ah, but if you'd started eating an hour ago you'd have finished your meal by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Bang on Withers, for once I'm in agreement with you. You can add to this nom, people who refer to the previous time when clocks are put forward or back, i.e at 8pm the day after clocks have gone forward "well actually, it's only 7pm". cunts True my missus , every time I alter the clocks. I am sure its a woman thing. Stupid bints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: True my missus , every time I alter the clocks. I am sure its a woman thing. Stupid bints. You're eating out you're "missus" Hopefully it's the wrong time of the month and you will get an extra egg with your hairy breakfast ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 26 minutes ago, Manky said: Oh dear, did I accidentally get the words 'site' and 'sight' mixed up. Luckily, no fucker on here is so stupid to even suspect that it was an intentional error to provoke a response from a complete prick. Shame to spoil it, mank.. no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Ah, but if you'd started eating an hour ago you'd have finished your meal by now. And thrown it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Shane to spoil it, mank.. no? Shame.......are you blind and thick ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I'd like to give you some chemical assistance. A sulphuric acid enema springs to mind Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 39 minutes ago, Ape said: Fascinating. Ape Would you send me your wife's mobile number I need to speak to her. regards Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ape Would you send me your wife's mobile number I need to speak to her. regards Punkape A fine example of special needs punctuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Ape said: A fine example of special needs punctuation. Just send me the number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Just send me the number. 07860 236594. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: 07860 236594. This is apparently Mrs Apes mobile number. Only a cunt would phone this number and only a cunt would put his wife's number on a website for cunts. If it's not Mrs Apes number who's is it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is apparently Mrs Apes mobile number. Only a cunt would phone this number and only a cunt would put his wife's number on a website for cunts. If it's not Mrs Apes number who's is it ? So did anyone answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is apparently Mrs Apes mobile number. Only a cunt would phone this number and only a cunt would put his wife's number on a website for cunts. If it's not Mrs Apes number who's is it ? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: So did anyone answer? I havn't fucking phoned it. It's probably a premium rate perverts line. You phone it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is apparently Mrs Apes mobile number. Only a cunt would phone this number and only a cunt would put his wife's number on a website for cunts. If it's not Mrs Apes number who's is it ? It's your mums. I should know, I've dialed the fucker so many times, it's practacally seared onto my brain. Those posh slags love a bit of hard proletariat cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I havn't fucking phoned it. It's probably a premium rate perverts line. You phone it.... Fucking poof coward faggot cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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