Witheredscrote Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 People who make pointless remarks like ' Roy Orbison would have been 80 today' . Google do it , ' Happy birthday Samuel Pepys, 383 birthday today' . Fucking hell , even my brother said ' Its mum and dad's wedding anniversary today ,it would be 67 years if they were alive '.What is the point , they are dead , they don't do birthdays or anniversaries any more. Pointless remark making cunts , fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Do you know that Shakespeare would have been....... Doesn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Bang on Withers, for once I'm in agreement with you. You can add to this nom, people who refer to the previous time when clocks are put forward or back, i.e at 8pm the day after clocks have gone forward "well actually, it's only 7pm". cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Or, 'this time last year we were.....' Yes, doing something else, you shower of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 50 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: People who make pointless remarks like ' Roy Orbison would have been 80 today' . Google do it , ' Happy birthday Samuel Pepys, 383 birthday today' . Fucking hell , even my brother said ' Its mum and dad's wedding anniversary today ,it would be 67 years if they were alive '.What is the point , they are dead , they don't do birthdays or anniversaries any more. Pointless remark making cunts , fuck off. Pretty good. Dead cunts birthdays.... Bake them a fucking cake too, dead cunts love birthday cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Pretty good. Dead cunts birthdays.... Bake them a fucking cake too, dead cunts love birthday cake. 'If I knew you were dying I'd have baked a cake.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 If Ape's wife had a cock instead of a minge then Ape would be a....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: If Ape's wife had a cock instead of a minge then Ape would be a....... A couple of questions: 1). What the fuck are you talking about? 2). What the fuck are you talking about, you stupid cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: A couple of questions: 1). What the fuck are you talking about? 2). What the fuck are you talking about, you stupid cunt? I'm guessing the Millenium bug has finally hit whatever Dickensian shit-tip Punkers calls home and sent it into meltdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 20 minutes ago, Ape said: A couple of questions: 1). What the fuck are you talking about? 2). What the fuck are you talking about, you stupid cunt? Have you got your fish smelling roast from Tescos for your scoff yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 I would have been dead 59 years now if I hadn't been born. Oh fuck, a tree has fallen in the forest and landed on the only cunt who might of heard if it had made a noise. Luckily, he was on the phone at the time but was in a queue waiting to speak to a PPI advisor. Does that answer your question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I would have been dead 59 years now if I hadn't been born. Oh fuck, a tree has fallen in the forest and landed on the only cunt who might of heard if it had made a noise. Luckily, he was on the phone at the time but was in a queue waiting to speak to a PPI advisor. Does that answer your question? "Cunt who might have heard" not "Cunt who might of heard" You ignorant, ill educated northern oik. Cunts like you mangle our language and culture.You're a disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 51 minutes ago, Punkape said: If Ape's wife had a cock instead of a minge then Ape would be a....... What the fuck is this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Have you got your fish smelling roast from Tescos for your scoff yet ? I refer you to my previous response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: What the fuck is this shit? And so say all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What the fuck is this shit? Quincy's here! Get the jelly ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: "Cunt who might have heard" not "Cunt who might of heard" You ignorant, ill educated northern oik. Cunts like you mangle our language and culture.You're a disgrace. A grammar critique from our resident word-butcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just now, Ape said: A grammar critique from our resident word-butcher. Bad grammar is inexcusable and sloppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts like you mangle our language and culture I am practising in case I ever have the opportunity to mangle you. I will have to do a good job or I will never be forgiven on this sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just now, Manky said: I am practising in case I ever have the opportunity to mangle you. I will have to do a good job or I will never be forgiven on this sight. It's a "site" you thick peasant."sight" relates to seeing. I'll bet you're arse took a proper pasting on Canal St last night ! Go to your local library and get English Grammar by Ridout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Bad grammar is inexcusable and sloppy. So is the fact you're still breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: So is the fact you're still breathing. You're a disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You're a disgrace. You'd have to improve ten-fold to reach the level of cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: You ignorant, ill educated northern oik. But...but... You're from Cheshire... And thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's a "site" you thick peasant."sight" relates to seeing. I'll bet you're arse took a proper pasting on Canal St last night ! Go to your local library and get English Grammar by Ridout. Oh dear, did I accidentally get the words 'site' and 'sight' mixed up. Luckily, no fucker on here is so stupid to even suspect that it was an intentional error to provoke a response from a complete prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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